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Early update for December 4, 2025 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-03 04:55:01
Imported:
2026-10

Content

entering her leather jacket era

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Sajuuk-Khar

Jacob gets real snippy when it’s cold huh

Railway Series Book Club

yes, the hair keeps her warm. the cigarette filling her lungs with cancersmoke is entirely incidental vis-a-vis warming

Ria

What an absolute lil fucker

Smoochie

Joke’s on you Billifer. This *IS* Joyce’s normal.

Logibear

"She's going to do that when she enters every door on campus isn't she?" "Told ya we should stick outside"

Astariel

Oh, Joyce, that is such a you thing to do. Given what she already said to Lucy, I'm surprised she isn't saying Jennifer's line in the last panel. Also, is this the first direct interaction between Sal and Jacob?

Grace Serenity

I bet he has a low fat content, given how stacked he is. The cold is hard on skinny folk!

ArdieBea

Now, I know some people are going to find it grating, but I LIKE this for Joyce. Her college career/dating life had an incredibly shitty start. THIS is going right for her. She bloody well should celebrate and if she wants to do so by yodeling it from the roof-tops, good for her! There is still going to be plenty of drama and nuance for her to engage with and learn from and the relationship is absolutely going to have some challenges. But the sex? It was fantastic. She should say so. Loudly.

Grace Serenity

Billie, just because YOU'RE ashamed of your sex life doesn't mean other people can't be proud! "I got laid!" is a perfectly acceptable thing to tell your friends in college (and later in life if you're not a coward)!

AE Gonzalez

Somehow more restrained than when she whispered it to Lucy last night. (“Dorothy was inside me!”)

Tessea

Monday mornings, am I right?

Kelly (they-them)

You know, I wasn't ANNOUNCING it to a whole group of people, but I took any chance I got one on one to tell people I'd lost my virginity. So, like. I get it Joyce.

voyager-ngc5195

"Hello fellow fuckers, I myself performed a fuckery! A female-y fuckery in fact!"

AE Gonzalez

Just noticed she’s doing the two-thumbs thing in the last panel.

Astariel

Agreed. That's basically what Becky and Dina did, too.

Crunchos cereal

Jacob, if you’re cold, get a hat and gloves! They help a lot in keeping warm!

Astariel

Upon further research, Sal once greeted Jacob with "Blondie," and Jacob didn't directly respond. Other than that, this is their first on-page interaction.

C

So...what's the over under on Joyce making it to class before realizing for the first time that she absolutely had a crush on Sal?

Brian Danger Hicks

My point of reference is The Lonely Island so this seems quite restrained.

Astariel

Probably not, he's not in this class.

GundamBradley

Ah hey, been a bit since we saw Jacob last.

Fart Captor

There's still one hour of my birthday left as I'm reading this, so I'm counting it as Willis gifting me birthday yuri

darklion

Perfect conversation starter

DramaQueen

The guy is too tough to bother wearing appropriate weather gear but a wuss enough to complain about standing around for 15 seconds?

DramaQueen

By now this is completely normal for their friend group. Surely Lucy also had to brag about doing it with the hottest guy on campus?

DramaQueen

And her friends did the same thing, so it IS normal.

DramaQueen

At least he’s wearing pants, not one of those shorts-wearing dudes complaining about having to walk a few feet.

Megh

i will probably forever be wondering why joyce decided to change her shirt

ArdieBea

Also, for Joyce, being extremely open and excited about the latest special interest (fingering Dorothy, for the record) is 100% on brand. I think we'd have to worry about her if she didn't do this.

Sajuuk-Khar

titty sweat from Dorothy thoughts

Smoochie

Lucy pre-hanky panky would have told Jacob he could wear her like a coat probably.

Girlycore

To look cooler with the jacket.

Sander Mens

"Kif, I've mated with a woman. Inform the men."

Spartacus

Have gotten a short haircut in the Albany winter, can confirm you feel the heat leaving your head if you don't have a hat

Andrea Andrew

Me too! Sagittarius sapphics stick together.

Maybeeus

I gotta wonder if Jacob knows what the hell is going on anymore or not. My man might not even know who the fucking in question was with.

Shane Wegner

Generally agree, although involving people in one’s sexuality when they don’t consent to be in on the conversation is still a consent foul.

C

XD Had is just...safer. It could definitely still be Has...and we may find out tomorrow.

Kelly (they-them)

I don't think Joe will enter until the next Slipshine

Kelly (they-them)

I've actually never heard a shorts wearing guy complain about the cold. Or at least, I can't remember hearing them complain

Smoochie

For his own sanity he probably avoids knowing. The psychic damage alone… Edit: Oh shit, I completely forgot about that convo he and Joe had about how Jacob would regret not getting with Joyce sooner. Boy, that’s gonna be…Something. At least from Jacob’s POV if we circle back.

Jasmijn Wellner

The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex (2010, colourised)

Harold

Sal: "Well, all Ah gotta say is thank god Sarah's gonna be joinin' us soon. We need *someone* sensib--" Sarah, stepping out of doors: "I FUCKED!" Sal: "Oh, fer Christ's sake."

Harold

@AE Gonzalez: Just like Leslie in the bonus strip, Lucy also woke up screaming last night

Harold

@ArdieBea: She's changing her major to Dorothy

Empress of Robots

Sal: "I know. You and Dorothy kept screaming each others names fer HOURS yesterday and the walls are THIN. I think I got diabetes from yer saccharine pillow talk. "

Empress of Robots

Wait. Was Julia Gray actually Rule 63 Zapp Brannigan this entire time?!

Harold

@Empress of Robots: Very funny, but you spelled "Ah" wrong

Empress of Robots

I realized that after I posted and I thought about editing the post but then I got busy and forgot about it.

Harold

Sal: "Ah forgive you."

Maude Reads Things

Her "Hey everybody, look, I'm a bisexual" routine beginning is the best part of this relationship so far

David M Willis

Joyce went jogging in jogging clothes! (she also changes out of her striped sweatpants) So when she got back from that, and presumably after a shower, she put on fresh clothes.