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Early update for December 22, 2025 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-21 04:55:01
Imported:
2026-10

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some of you have this on a bookmark

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Packy Anderson

Ah, my wife when I eat anything mint.

Maybeeus

She'd do anything for love... But she'd never do THAT!

C

Joyce gonna Joyce.

Alexis Smith

Joyce as a former picky water, your burrito is also 90% gross things and past me is shocked that you would eat something with so many foreign ingredients together.

Andrea Andrew

And now, they’re getting into developing the couple banter.

Maude Reads Things

My first dates have been McDonalds and Starbucks. TBH though I'd rather go to one of those than Taco Bell.

5099 5618 v2.0

If you wish to imagine the future, imagine dates with your girlfriend ending with demands for pooping before making out can happen, forever.

Tim Mitchell

I was going to say, kissing someone who was eating Taco Bell?

Kelly (they-them)

Aw, I wish I had this on a bookmark ... I need to check my email. I'm not sure if I ever sent in my kickstarter survey

5099 5618 v2.0

@Minzoku Bokumetsu Not extra. Part of the standard build. Biology textbooks say as much.

Kelly (they-them)

It is surprising given that she eats the ingredients of a taco individually

David M Willis

I got some of this one left, if you want to leave a note on your address survey.

Harold

Dumbing of Age, Book 16: Dorothy, That Crunchwrap You're Eating is Like 80% Gross Things, So as a Heads Up I'm Going to Need You to Brush Your Teeth or Maybe Even Poop It Out First Before I Kiss You Again

5099 5618 v2.0

Proposed location of date #3: combination KFC and Taco Bell.

Railway Series Book Club

can't believe hasbro still hasn't put out a new version of Headmaster Dorothy, smh my head

Sajuuk-Khar

Dorothy do you even really love Joyce if you won’t replace your head for her

Alexis Smith

I used to be a really picky water (probably worse than joyce!). I would have never touched that burrito, even if I was starving because I didn't "trust" it, lmao.

5099 5618 v2.0

@S-K Dorothy: (•-•;) (/Sonic drowning theme begins to play in her head)

C.T. Phipps

Joyce, Taco Bell has only four ingredients. Whatever you're eating is the same thing.

Sky Starlight

Me! Me! I got this in a bookmark! It did take me a few panels to remember why this was so familiar.

GundamBradley

I've been looking forward to the "oh, right, now I'm on this side of my partner's quirks" part of the relationship. Like, I enjoy the cutesy stuff, too, but I also kind of want to see them get frustrated with each other to varying degrees. It's just kind of fun friction.

Astariel

You have to admit, drinks would a much better first date than lunch at Taco Bell.

jafortee

“I Will Definitely Be Collecting My Kiss at the End”, and “What If You Got a New Head” are also good candidates

Tessea

hey, there we go! Joyce is starting to level out and act normal again! I'm sure the gang will appreciate that.

Tessea

Then why is it a separate menu item? Checkmate!

Tessea

If its separate it's fine! I actually get this. Tastes and textures mixing wigs me out. Especially when I'm not expecting it. If i know I like something i'm fine. But trying to add anything new to it is extremely hard because it's a new flavor mixture and I might not like it.

David M Willis

Crunchwraps have tomatoes and sour cream and often black beans and all sorts of things Joyce would never have in a burrito.

Girlycore

Rice, beef, chicken, beans, cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, tortilla, sour cream, guac, the divine trinity of hot sauces... I'm sure I'm missing something here or there, but there are plenty of possible ingredients.

Girlycore

And they're all TOUCHING

Shane Wegner

“I will be collecting and analyzing a stool sample to confirm elimination. Also I have confirmed biology/forensics as my new major.”

Shane Wegner

Counterproposal- Pizza Hut/Taco Bell.

5099 5618 v2.0

@SW Some places have all three, I think. That could be date #4

5099 5618 v2.0

@jafortee What if we all got a new head alien?

E

Just realized I have no idea which book thing I ordered lol.

The Deliberate Myth

How about an Arby's? Or perhaps a Steak n' Shake? Maybe a combo Nathan's/Long John Silver's for something exotic.

Tessea

Have to agree with Joyce on this one. Wrap, ground beef, and cheese. That's all I want in my burritos!

Heatth

Dorothy is going to start carrying around toothbrush on her backpack at all times.

Annie

The honeymoon phase wanes just a little bit.

Andrea Andrew

Not gonna lie. I can’t stand Taco Bell anymore. Of course, I don’t like any regular fast food place these days. I prefer local restaurants and family owned restaurants.

Andrea Andrew

Would Joyce be down for a Vietnamese Bahn Mi sandwich? Dorothy can finally start eating fancy.

Sajuuk-Khar

Ha! Ha! Ha! They won’t.

David M Willis

Something known for its variety of flavors and textures seems like it'd be pretty close to the ass-end of Joyce's acceptability list.

David M Willis

I accept the Taco Bell bean burrito as-is, which includes onions, which is surprising to me. Joyce probably requests them without.

Andrea Andrew

I guess they need to always have breath mints with them.