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Early update for December 30, 2025 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-29 04:55:01
Imported:
2026-10

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great, now lon has a name

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Jeremy AR

Fucking Jennifer coming in with the last minute save!

MrShoggoth

Billie you fucking true blue ripper legend Edit: Oh dear god I just realised the implication of this and it is wonderful

Joe360

A new evidence that Sal is Amazi-girl!

Ben Wray

I was gonna say "How did Jennifer know Sal was holding Amazi-girl's costume for her" and then I remembered, and laughed out loud, a lot.

ArdieBea

Did she... keep her key? Or get another cut?

jafortee

Goddammit Willis, it took 15 years but your “Sal is AG” joke finally paid off

Nicholas A. Jalowick

After all this time, she STILL thinks Sal is Amazi-girl. God, I love this ridiculous running gag.

Jeremy AR

That cop recalls his broken dreams of being a scientist, he has a full Ego style flasback. (They broke was because he was was too stupid, it's why he is a cop now)

Logibear

10+ years of build up for Billie to save Sal's life by accident on purpose. Absolute Cinema!

Astariel

Wow, kudos to everyone who called this! I didn't think there was any way this was going to happen.

Ben Wray

Picking Locks: It's Not Just For Ruth's Room Anymore!

Astariel

Ruth taught her to pick locks.

Megh

man i thought amber was AG this whole time my reading comprehension really ain't so good

Dan Rabin

Partial sigh of relief, but I'm worried for Fuckface, who now has to cough up some science or else be denied tenure.

IAmDeltaS

Oh my god, Jennifer still thinks Sal is Amazi-Girl! And because of that, she accidentally saved Sal! That is incredible 🤣

ArdieBea

Some left-hander's play guitar right-handed; Mark Knopfler for one. Have we seen her playing guitar in any strips? How does she hold it?

Packy Anderson

By acting on her fucking ridiculous belief.

holdinglines

Oh my god Jennifer's mistake about Sal being Amazi-Girl saved the day I never thought I'd see the day

Corronchilejano

I wholeheartedly know that for nearly everyone else this would put their heart racing inmediately, and turn into a core memory. For Alpha Bitch Billie, its just Monday.

Logibear

"Nowhere in the rules does it say that an Iguana can't submit to Nature"

Harold

Today's lesson: Stick to your beliefs, no matter how ridiculous literally *everyone* keeps telling you they are, because they *will* be vindicated one day!

Harold

@Corronchilejano: "Alpha Bitch" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Alpha BONGO," please.

Andrew

He’s conducting a long term study on whether caustic reactions are possible between shampoo and lizard pee.

Gale Tazzin

the way Jennifer continually defends Sal at her own risk is one of my favorite relationships in all of DoA

Dugga Doo

Malaya needs to publish and have Fuckface co-author. Like Yuri Knorozov and his Siamese cat, Asya. And then some day someone will build a monument of Malaya with Fuckface sitting on their head.

Simon Magid

I have to admit that these are very considerate Gestapo officers. They respect the hard work of the students.

Dan Rabin

ArdieBea: This is why I linked to a strip showing Sal playing her left-handed guitar.

Dan Rabin

And whoever left that guitar there clearly isn't worried about it getting science all over it.

Girlycore

This is one of my favorite strips of yours lmao

Shane Wegner

She’s got the Amazi-Costume in her hands- what more proof would anyone need?

Tessea

.... Well they're NEVER gonna convince Jennifer that Sal isn't Amazi-girl now. I imagine Jennifer and Sal are walking together when Amazi-Girl actually appears to stop a crime right in front of them. Sal - "See? Ah'm not Amazi-girl!" Jen - "Sure, sure. Nice try, Sal. She doesn't even look like Amazi-girl. Nice decoy attempt, though. Who's your sidekick in the costume?"

Kelly (they-them)

Wow, look at Beardo respecting the scientific method over here

C.T. Phipps

What I love about Willis comics? The fandom. Because here, I never have to deal with what I have to in Fallout where someone explains why Amber is wrong and needs to go to jail or that Toedad was a misunderstood loving father like the Enclave or Legion defenders.

David M Willis

well there WAS that one guy the other day on the main site saying he hoped amber'd get arrested so that the cops could, uh, psychologically fix her for her crimes of neurodivergence or whatever

C.T. Phipps

Truly you are the crusher of dreams, Mighty Author. Oof. I wish I could say I was surprised.

C.T. Phipps

It's why she doesn't report on Amazi-Girl. She's keeping her secretl

Ria

Okay wait this is fucking awesome bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Albi

HOLLERING

Samel da Camel

Jennifer was right, I guess Sal really is Amazi-Girl.

Samel da Camel

But surely she would notice that it wouldn't fit Sal?

Shane Wegner

One solved. Amber still has an injury that would be incriminating to whoever stabbed her (but would merely be suspicious to other cops) and a body full of stolen probably-opioids. Cops might not be looking for either of those things though. Whoever sent Amber that warning text knows or strongly suspects she’s Amazigirl. Asher was noticing things so it could be him. Cops will probably have to explain to the Deans why their search came up empty handed. They likely made assurances that authorizing this sweep would have a high chance of being worth it. May be some parental backlash to the high amount of cops at this school in recent days. Billie is now possibly complicit in obstruction of justice (I approve!) and has proven quite effective as a Problem Solver today. (Unlike a certain would-be leader who I have scolded several times for being caught on the back foot, scrambling with no plan, a very non-leadershippy state of being.)

Peach Reaver

FUCKS SAKE BILLINGSWORTH! I cannot breath right now

Stathis N.

OMG!!! I can't believe this so early, decades long, plot point paid out so hugely! Amazing! :O

Sajuuk-Khar

LIKE THE SONG SAYS, BILLIE IS FUCKING PERFECT* (*for a limited time only. Void where prohibited. Does not excuse long-running dumbassery.)

T Campbell

How about that, sometimes two wrongs DO make a right.

HenryVolt

...And this also helps her continue to believe Sal is still Amazi-girl...Something that I keep forgetting she thinks.

Tessea

Fuck me, what is WRONG with people??

ArdieBea

And THAT's why I avoid the main site.

ArdieBea

Sorry, Dan; my glitchy brain sometimes completely blanks over things like web addresses. Thanks for being rigorous.

Zesstra

Were it not for the previous appearance of the guitar as cited, I wouldn't be surprised to see Sal play a right-handed guitar left-handed just to prove she could.

Railway Series Book Club

god it'd be so funny if jennifer took a closer look at the costume and was like "wait this is sewn kinda short and baggy for sal's proportions"

Zesstra

"I can tolerate trampling over the Fourth Amendment, but I draw the line at interfering with an undergraduate science project."

E

Oddly respectful of (iguana) science

E

She absolutely wouldn’t, but damn that’s a funny image

NinjaZaku

Jennifer to the rescue, holy shit

joe mcguire

Well crap, I guess I respect Jennifer now. And the cops a little bit? For their dedication to science?

C.T. Phipps

So we can request Ion comics now, right?

Logibear

My headcanon is now that she's been useless at reporting on Amazi-Girl on purpose because she genuinely wants to protect Sal.

joe mcguire

But also, I’m frustrated at the great pumpkin style affirmation she keeps getting for her belief that Sal is Amazigirl, hilarious though it is 😅😂

Rob McBobson

Don't be fooled by the rocks that she's got/ She's still, she's still Jenni to the rescue

Rob McBobson

That, ArdieBea, is why WE avoid the main site. :) This main site commenter is my biggest case, since my refusal to read Mein Kampf, of "I don't need to read every word this guy said to know that I disagree with him".

C.T. Phipps

Speaking as a neuroatypical person, I am very glad to have never seen that.

Lea

What stands out to me is that the cops apparently went straight to *Sal's* room. ...why? If the cops suspected Amber was Amazigirl, why search *Sal's* room? ... Unless they *knew* Sal had taken Amazigirl's costume from Amber's room? Who knew Sal took the costume?

5099 5618 v2.0

@Lea Might have been because Sal has priors.

5099 5618 v2.0

@Samel da Camel After she tries it on, perhaps?

Lea

Fair point! Thanks for identifying an alternative explanation! 💙

Maude Reads Things

Most charitable explanation is if her room is close to the end of the hall and the group of cops is all split up to search multiple closets at once. Least charitable is racism and her previous record

Steve McSheffrey

We didn't see Billie grab the suit so we probably weren't shown the cops looking in other rooms before Sal's is also a valid explanation.

Amós Batista

If it was Asher that called the blues, that must explain it

Lea

@Steve McSheffrey, yeah, on second reflection I think you're right. After essentially clearing Sal's room, the one cop says "This one's clean," which pretty strongly implies they're searching others also.

CoreyWW

Awwww! That’s really sweet

Empress of Robots

Okay, so Sal and Amber are both safe which is very good but Ugh, am I the only one who regrets Jennifer's actions? Now we're going to have to live through another 7 years real time/3 months story time of Jennifer being absolutely insufferably assured of herself that Sal is Amazigirl.

Heatth

This is best pay off for Jennifer "knowing" Sal is Amazi-Girl

VengeanceKnight

Dammit, Jennifer, stop making your prolonged comic misunderstanding useful!

VengeanceKnight

“You can tolerate trampling over the Fourth Amendment?”

Zesstra

Given that only cops are around to make the comment: "Careful with that kind of talk, Serpico."

Zesstra

(Yes I set up the Community reply just for a Serpico reference)

Beck Chonigman

Not Jennifer's Amazi-Girl misunderstanding coming in clutch! 🤣

Beck Chonigman

Cops: "I can excuse civil rights violations but I draw the line at disrupting a science experiment."

Harold

@Zesstra: Like Hendrix! (Left-handed guitars were hard to come by in the Sixties, so that's exactly what he used to do.)

Mitzi B.

No we cannot.

Mitzi B.

I do think it's funny that Lon is wearing his sunglasses inside and has been this whole time. He's Tacticool!

Brian Danger Hicks

She's a problem solver. Maybe not a net problem solver, but that's just paying it forward.

Maude Reads Things

GOOD. I hope she never realizes otherwise! Her thinking Sal is AG is hilarious.

Gale Tazzin

good to know these cops value scientific integrity if nothing else lol

Astariel

I won't be sure Amber's safe until she's no longer perched on a window ledge, but yeah, Jennifer's going to be even more insufferable about this now.

Alexandra Falk

Man, sometimes she really does solve problem. Worried about a bigger problem coming up, maybe. But this one solved!

Shane Wegner

I like it. “We’re thankful for your assistance with the protests, and we’ve been as accommodating as we can be in this search for the supposed cop-punching costumed crusader, but the parents are going to have a hard time supporting any more invasive sweeps on campus.”

Tessea

Look at Lon. Wearing sunglasses indoors. He clearly thinks he some kind of intimidating tough-guy.