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Early update for December 31, 2025 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-30 04:55:02
Edited:
2025-12-30 22:40:26
Imported:
2026-10

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damn sal and her impossibly accurate relationship forecasts

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Comments

Andrea Andrew

Aww. She trusted him, because she loves him.

ArdieBea

Yay! Walky / Amber!

Smoochie

…..*sighs* *changes sign number of ‘0 days since Walky’s last relationship’*

MST3K.fan: The Cheesy Movie Essays

I knew her console would morph into a Switch 2 when the sliding timeline moved again! Also is she in Walky’s bed through the window?

Empress of Robots

Amber used “Bring her Switch.” It was effective!

AE Gonzalez

SS Garbage Scow ready to sail again.

Ria

Jesus CHRIST amber is ripped Something about the messy hair just makes her biceps pop

Railway Series Book Club

Switch 2 is basically indistinguishable from the old Switch tbh (which is good bc it means we can all still pretend this comic takes place during a 2022-2023 school year once society collapses to the point a sliding timescale is no longer feasible)

Astariel

Yay, Amber's okay! That's a relief, and pretty impressive making her way along the outside of the building. No more painkiller bubbles, though. I hope she's not hurting too badly.

Sajuuk-Khar

Hey, she made it back inside! The town prospers!

Joe360

You mean "It's super effective".

Gale Tazzin

did she sneak all the way to beck wing along the window ledges?

Corronchilejano

She brought the games, where are the nachos walky?

The Balloon Animal

Like all good sidekicks, it's Night Guy to the rescue!

Crunchos cereal

I think it looks like her bed, but not sure. Compare it to the 24th of Dec strip, for example. Still, the rooms are pretty similar, but I'm not sure what kind of blanket Walky has and can't be bothered to check.

Railway Series Book Club

there's donkey kong on old switch! not *that* donkey kong but still donkey kong! she could be playing New Funky Mode

DramaQueen

I was quite confused but I guess the joke only works if she’s in Walky’s bed.

Logibear

*Me and the boy I pulled by literally breaking into his room*

David M Willis

Amber's Switch 1 did have consistently-colored controllers, and the Switch 2 controllers are only black.

Sydney Ashcraft

I miss the colorful joycons. Nintendo's in its trying to be a grownup phase right now.

David M Willis

Are they? Their flagship titles are "drive a kart as a cow" and "donkey kong carries around a baby"

C.T. Phipps

Booster may get switchxiled from their room until the cops are gone.

Packy Anderson

It took me a moment to realize Amber was now camped out in *Walky's* bed.

Shane Wegner

How it went down in my head: “Police! We need to check your closet.” “K” “It’s clear- wait, my finely honed police senses detect something suspicious about your abdomen and blood levels, can I just-“ “Hold on, this is Blaine’s kid, have some respect! She’s probably just broken up about losing her dad, you really loved him,didn’t you?” “🤨Yes…I….did?” “See, she’s still choking up just thinking about it. This room’s clear, moving on. Sorry for your loss, he was a good man.”

ArdieBea

Which would explain the preview panel showing Booster in a dorm room with Dina.

Jesse

Looks like it could be Switch 1 or 2.

Ria

Also Walky's line in this is really giving the Tim Robinson line from the 55 burgers 55 fries sketch where he's like "hey come on what the hell's going on up there"

NinjaZaku

I know that going to one of the other halls was the smart move here, but it is pretty sweet that she felt *Walky's room* was the place she'd be safest.

Garrett Kunkel

Snarking at your twin before even taking a step into the room is for sure some of the most accurate ADHD+Sibling behavior

aran

she made it to the boys' wing so she didn't get searched

Shane Wegner

I get it. The above was my headcanon until today's comic came out.

Mitzi B.

Girlfriends just kinda happen to Walky, don't they.

Harold

Amber [punching in]: “Mornin’, Walky”

William Lewis

Last night I didn't realize it WAS Walky's room. I was just glad she was off the ledge and thought he was checking up on her. Oops!

AE Gonzalez

Not to mention Sal had already moved the costume.

AE Gonzalez

He *is* the nachos. *wink*wink*

Astariel

Wow, the new panel 3 shows Amber took her pants off. Getting spicy here.

Zesstra

Sal confirmed as new voice of the Shipping Forecast. "Due to localised high pressure in the girls wing, the SS Amber has taken harbour at the Walkerton-Sanchez ports. I fuckin' called it."

Harold

When did panel 3 get changed to the wider shot (to make it clearer that this is Walky's room, I presume)? This is the second tweak to the strip since it was initially posted; when it first went up, Walky's text icon was missing in the last panel, making it look like a weirdly-shaped and colored speech bubble.

Shane Wegner

Yes, that’s why Amber didn’t protest the closet search at all and they didn’t find anything in this mini story.