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Early update for February 2, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-02-01 04:55:01
Imported:
2026-10

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there ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

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Maude Reads Things

I am SCREAMING I love these two precious quasi-sisters

Sajuuk-Khar

“Wonderbread, change a’plans. Y’know that promise y’made long ago about bein’ a cunnilingus dynamo? I need that t’night. Like now.”

DonnieRamesJio

Is that a text or an IM? Cause if it's a text, Sal went out of her way to get a picture of Billie as a cheerleader to use as her contacts photo

Logibear

A wild Danny sighting!!! Still Danning (non-derogatory)? Yeah, still Danning (non-derogatory).

KittyKai

Sal will never beat the allegations now xD

C

"...AH SHIIIIIT!" Jennifer's always going to be a pain in Sal's ass.

Harold

@BBCC: For a second I thought you were referring to Sal and Danny and I got confused... but intrigued

Astariel

Poor Sal. Her life is about to become more frustrating.

Lazuli

jennifer left her brain cell with ruth, didnt she?

darklion

At this point it's probably easier just to cosplay it

Bad Poetry

Oh thank God these two are okay, still

5099 5618 v2.0

Maybe she can get Amber to make her a costume in her size? Y'know, to throw Billifer even farther off her scent.

Lisa

On iMessage (aka the default texting between two iPhones), if one party has set their profile picture, the other person can see it automatically. At least that's how it seems to work on my phone. Thanks for pointing out the profile picture detail. I had missed it.

Lazuli

even with dan being some measure of grounding for her

Logibear

"Well, we're going to need a grappling hook and some yellow pajamas..."

C.T. Phipps

I wonder if Dorothy and Joyce will invite Sal, disappointing Asma.

Dan Rabin

The Tropes, via their Holy Messenger Gilligan, Lord of Sitcoms, dictate that it must be so.

Shane Wegner

"Oh, godammit" is a weird way to pronounce "I'm glad SOMEBODY kept me from getting yanked directly to super jail upon finding evidence of being someone I'm not (but I already have a record so cased closed)".

Tessea

I think at the moment they're even less likely to think outside the box and figure out who Asma meant.

Tessea

Hey! Danny still exists!

John C. Kirk

As I recall, Dorothy made this version of the costume (to replace Amber’s original), so she’s probably a better person to ask.

Harold

@Tessea: Dorothy and Joyce's thinking definitely involves boxes, at the moment

Mitzi B.

Truly the universe bends to prove Jennifer correct, even when she isn't