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Early update for February 13, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-02-12 04:55:01
Imported:
2026-10

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the andrew garfield poster LIVES

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Kelly (they-them)

Damn, Billie is REALLY focused on that math homework

Packy Anderson

For a moment, I got Andrew Garfield and James A. Garfield confused.

The25th

I’m being sucked into the black hole that Billifers denseness has caused.

C

"Yeah, she just wanted to bury herself in my boobs. Not that I can blame her..."

Harold

Billiefer, you beautiful moron

Andrea Andrew

Billie, are you rusty in seeing hints that someone is flirting with you? Alice is all over you, and you’re focused on math and possibly a girl who’s moved on to Dorothy. Don’t blow this again.

Samel da Camel

Yeah, Alice literally on her bed talking about how fond of her she is (in ways that aren't tied to her cheerleader identity) and she's wondering if she should go find Joyce for math homework.

Logibear

Oh dear. She's stuck in an infinite loop. And she's an idiot. Well, that's love for you

Astariel

Jennifer, pay attention to your girl!

Dan Rabin

Then there's Garfield the cat, multiply honored at Ball State in Muncie.

Packy Anderson

And I'm unashamed to say the first movie I saw him in was "Tick, Tick... Boom!", so he'll always be Jonathan Larson in my mind.

Harold

Meanwhile, Alice's eyes are bulging out of her head like a Tex Avery wolf

Kelly (they-them)

She probably also wants to tell Joyce how much she's absolutely nailing her re-connection with Alice

Packy Anderson

Methinks Joyce is not currently starved for attention. Unless it's a ploy for more bed time with Dorothy.

Corronchilejano

I'm glad I was able to read the comic before it ends due to Billie collapsing into a black hole due to her sheer denseness.

5099 5618 v2.0

Well, math doesn't do itself. Unlike Billifer's guest, before long, by the way things are going.

5099 5618 v2.0

@Andrea Andrew Still stuck on Ruth, maybe?

Packy Anderson

Oh, no, cluelessness is Billifer's defining trait. She THINKS she knows everything and will tell you all about it, because, after all, she was a cheerleader.

Crunchos cereal

Maybe Jennifer thinks Ruth was the lesbian thing and she’s used up those ”snuggle with your best same-sex friend” credits. Or she ’s just oblivious.

5099 5618 v2.0

@The25th And she's not even wearing anything low-cut or form-fitting. Hope she uses her powers for good!

5099 5618 v2.0

Fear not, ladies: when you turn 30 you will get an itemized list of all the people who have had crushes on you, up until that point. At least, I've heard that's how it should work.

5099 5618 v2.0

@Crunchos cereal So, those credits work like cell phone minutes? Do you get free credits on nights and weekends?

Harold

@Kelly (they-them): When she could and should be absolutely nailing Alice

Bronxden

so, when they going to bang? i feel like theyre going to bang

GundamBradley

This is oblivious even for Billie, heh.

Grace Serenity

Jesus, Billie! She's practically throwing herself at you! Why did she think going into journalism was the choice!?

EnterTheHero

DO YOU NEED A WRITTEN INVITATION, BILLIE, YOU USELESS LESBIAN

darklion

Getting some mixed signals here. Do you care about the past (uniform memories) or not (Alice memories)?

Steph

Gorl get your glasses fixed. Or read up on what femme attraction looks like.

Lazuli

gonna take a big swing and say billie's interest in alice is solely platonic whereas alice's is not

Lazuli

i kinda hope not. banging alice would be a backslide for jennifer and its starting to look like shes begun to move past that part of her life toward being some different.

Jesse

I think Billie might just be that self-centered.

Tessea

It's like they are each completely ignoring what the other says. This is not what I expected them to be like together. Also, I'm going to have to re-read the last.... _year_ of strips. I'm not sure off the top of my head if Jennifer even knows Joyce and Dorothy got together.

Lazuli

unless she was in earshot of walky during that one strip when joyce said "what do you know? youre all straights! and jennifer"

Mark

HEAD cheerleader.

Sajuuk-Khar

The best time to develop an incredible study ethic

Daniel

Well. She's accepting being called Billie from Alice. That's not nothing.

Daniel

What do you mean, it'd be a backslide? Because Alice is a girl?

HenryVolt

She ain't the only girl starved for your attention Jen.

Grace Serenity

I think that's her first problem: she doesn't believe she's gay (bi)

Kelly (they-them)

We all make fun of Billie, but I bet she's one hell of an editor. Terrible reporter, but great at finding others' flaws in their writing

Kelly (they-them)

Did I not get that list because I transitioned before 30 (and thus stopped being a lady) or because no one had had a crush on me up to that point?

George Simpson

idk, Billie mentioned making out *once* with your bestie is no big deal. I'd not be at all shocked if Alice was that friend, but it meant a lot more to her than it did to Billie.

Zesstra

Before I transitioned, I was messaging with someone and we were talking about relationships and how no one was interested in dating me, and she said "I would date you!", and I thought she was just being nice. The moral of the story is, some people need a written invitation with explanatory notes.

Empress of Robots

Someone needs to get a spray bottle of water and give Alice a few sprits. Down Alice! Down!

5099 5618 v2.0

@Kelly (they-them) My guess is more that it got lost. Mine got lost, too. I'd moved a few times and was on deployment right around when it would have been sent out, tho.

5099 5618 v2.0

@Packy Anderson Is this like how you can get a pretty good read on someone's character by asking them what movie they first saw Tim Curry in?

Lazuli

....what?

jafortee

Billie is approaching Malaya levels of obliviousness

The Deliberate Myth

I had not heard the Tim Curry as Character Indicator, but I am fascinated. Could you elaborate on what it means? What if I cannot recall which movie I saw first? Does it matter if I did not realize TC was in the movie at the time, indicating some sort of unconcious intuition? Or does it have to be the first film I knowingly saw him in, Indicating my nascent preferences and decision making? How can one choose to see Tim Curry without knowing who he is? Yet how can one know who he is without initially choosing to see him?

VengeanceKnight

Didn’t she comfort Walky about it in an interaction that ended with her pushing him off the bed?

Empress of Robots

Also, it is very funny when you realize because of the sliding timeline, Jennifer has been hanging onto that Andrew Garfield poster since middle school. Jennifer never let's ANYTHING go.

Harold

All cheerleader, no head

joe mcguire

Ugh *Jennifer* *Billie* I don’t know what the appropriate name is at this point but *pay attention!!* 🤦🏻🤦🏻

Amós Batista

What? I thought Jeniffer always knew about Alice liking her?!?! Is something changed? If she knew, so her biphiobia was triggered because Ruth, maybe. And Jeniffer never knew... Damn, Alice...

Amós Batista

Reading this strip are making me in shame and furious. Because.... I was in Jennifer sittuation.

Sky Starlight

Billifer, you useless lesbian 🤦‍♀️

DramaQueen

Amazing, Alice is making multiple straight up passes at Billifer and she’s totally focused on homework. Actually I like this serious, intellectual Billy and I think Alice does too.

DramaQueen

It’s heavily implied they were a Thing in HS. Billy is just in the middle of something else right now, she’s going to kick herself in a couple of hours.

DramaQueen

She and Alice were gossiping about Joyce and Dorothy having sex. (Implying it was much like they did in HS.) But having actually ditched the menfolk to come out as a lesbian couple, I don’t know.

DramaQueen

Failed yet another perception roll.

Crunchos cereal

It's been implied, but I kind of read the memories thing that at least they haven't been very naked.

Corronchilejano

Hey, they're like two different people now, they can bang again platonically.

Packy Anderson

I'm not sure if it's "first" or "favorite". Because first usually is an accident of age (my first Tim Curry movie is Rocky Horror, but that's not my favorite) and favorite says something about who you are (toss up between Clue and Muppet Treasure Island).

Harold

Slight Arlo Guthrie rewrite: You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant (including Alice)

Joe360

When you see real life journalism she might fit right in.

Tessea

Right! Thank you :)

5099 5618 v2.0

@Joseph Makes me think of a claymore mine: "THIS SIDE TOWARDS [CRUSH]"

5099 5618 v2.0

@Packy Anderson Yeah, I think "favorite" [1] makes more sense. ___ [1] - [ Rocky Horror | Clue ], for me.

Jasmijn Wellner

I think Joyce is good on the attention front, Jennifer!

Maude Reads Things

You're getting way too close to a real emotion, here, Alice, time to swap topics

EnterTheHero

Or non-platonically. They could be flexible.