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Early update for February 19, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-02-18 04:55:02
Imported:
2026-10

Content

rip walky, he died as he lived: on the rebound

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Logibear

Aww. Walky's a good egg. He did get splattered in that last panel though

C

Fuck, Dina just went straight for the man's neck.

Andrea Andrew

On the bright side, you could sleep with Amber. Not that way, yet.

im_sentient

A stabbingly astute observation Dina, well done

Buck Caldwell

One shot, one kill. Damn, Dina, you're a natural for this setting.

Andrea Andrew

She also missed the implication that Amber and Walky are falling back in love.

Astariel

Not sure how Becky would feel about rooming with Walky. Actually, now that I think about it, that might make a good sitcom.

C

Fair, but Dina's dealing with her own stuff now, so I get it.

I Know Why the Mowed Lawn Screams

everyone is talking about Dina's accidental emotional snipe in the last panel but "I recently washed the sheets" is crazy work ngl.

Harold

STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD

Joe Crow - Words & Pictures

Walky out here doing a paladin run and catching strays, right in the goddam neck. Brother cannot catch a break.

EnterTheHero

Rest in pieces, damn. She basically just shoved him in front of the New York Metro.

Railway Series Book Club

"recently" in this case is... a week ago? that's plenty of time for more amber detritus to've built up

VengeanceKnight

Did they ever fall *out* of love? It was more like they were dealing with the fallout of Mike’s death in ways that weren’t helped by being together.

Harold

I don't think Dina's deliberately trying to eviscerate Walky. Logical Dina is being logical and simply stating a likely fact. Walky's emotional state is pure collateral.

LupinThe8th

I would love to hear Walky's definition of recently.

Andrea Andrew

No, but Walky did go through a new girlfriend and a week long rebound.

Harold

@Logibear: All the good eggs getting broken these days

Lazuli

rip david walkerton. 1997 - 2026

Lazuli

Becky and Walky in the Laverne and Shirley font

Harold

@LupinThe8th: Remember that he's talking about *Amber's* sheets here, not his own, which probably got up in exasperation and walked to the laundry room to wash themselves over winter break.

voyager-ngc5195

No Martian Tech to resurrect you this time, my dear Walkerton.

Maybeeus

I like to think Dina just assumes some sort of Polycule thing must be happening and not that both relationships went nuclear with WalkyxDorothy being ashes in the wind and Joeyce is covered in flames and probably about to explode violently but it's still somehow sailing with Joe performing impossible feats at the wheel in an attempt to avoid his inevitable fate.

Empress of Robots

First Rule of DOA Club: Never use a blacklight near Amber's bed.

Astariel

Dorothy & Walky washed Amber's sheets last Wednesday morning, and it's currently Monday night, so five days ago.

5099 5618 v2.0

Damn, Dina. Not sure you needed to pull his head *clean off his body*, like that.

Spartacus

"Impossible feats" meaning, primarily, plugging his ears and going "lalalala"

5099 5618 v2.0

@Buck Caldwell Ever see Scanners? Before her time tho it may be, I suspect *Dina* has...

Jens H. (Nethead Jay)

Getting splattered like that ain't much fun, but I can think of worse fates.

5099 5618 v2.0

@EnterTheHero After emptying a clip into his chest, yeah.

Shane Wegner

This made me realize that Dina’s main in Killer Instinct is probably Riptor.

Ria

Walky's "Sorry, s'best I could do" kinda lacks the gravitas of Dina's version

Ria

Add a tally to the walky manliness counter

Tessea

[insert 'OH DAAAMN!!' .gif here] Dinosaurs are truly forces of destruction.

Andrew

Dina uses: Unintentional Slay

Girlycore

He lived longer than his diet should reasonably have sustained him.

Jasmijn Wellner

I'm not sure why I love the platonic energy between characters that were romantically paired in the walkyverse so much

Rob McBobson

Hey, everybody? This isn't totally on-topic, but I'm looking for new music, so if you can recommend me an album--and not just one song--that's from before the 2000s then I promise to listen through it all. Preferably obscure stuff that you'd not expect me to have heard of, but at the same time if there's something mainstream you really like then I'll listen anyway. (All languages welcome.)

Simon Magid

Oh dear. Dina, I love you, but that was perhaps not the most fortunate remark you could have made at that point. :/

David M Willis

The first Animaniacs album is from 1994, that counts.

5099 5618 v2.0

I rather enjoy The Magnetic Fields. "All My Little Words" from "69 Love Songs" is still a favorite. (From about 2012, but in a similar vein: "Dream Sweet in Sea Major" by Miracle Musical)

cat

if this fic doesn't end with Joe/Walky bed sharing, I shall be quite put out.

I Know Why the Mowed Lawn Screams

If you haven’t listened to Silver Jews before, I always love suggesting “American Water” as a good entryway album to a really great discography. 12Rods “Gay?” and “Split Personality” have been embedded in my head ever since I heard em last year, they just have some really fun loopable sing-along songs. Letters to Cleo’s “Wholesale Meats and Fish” and Splendora’s “In The Grass” are both really incredible power pop albums. and if you will allow me to err on the “album must be released before the 2000s” rule and suggest something from 2003, i am always of the opinion that “Magnolia Electric Co.” by Songs: Ohia is, in fact, one if the most perfect albums to ever exist (especially the deluxe edition)

Lea

Can't believe no one has yet commented on Wally's wise, yet heroic restraint in NOT asking to sleep on the dinosaur. Yes, it would obviously be a sore spot for Dina. What has "sore spot for non romantic partner" ever stopped Walky before?

Harold

@cat: I had this same idea while thinking about what Walky's other options might be for tonight (e.g., will he end up clamjamming Billifer and Alice?). Ending up in Joe's room seems feasible, although presumably he could use Danny's bed if Dan spends the night with Sal. I'm now envisioning Joe and Walky commiserating over their shared situation, maybe blasting and singing along with "Song for the Dumped" by Ben Folds Five. Also picturing the hilarity of Danny coming back and discovering that Walky of all people slept in his bed.

Harold

@5099 5618 v2.0: Good choice - 69 LOVE SONGS in its entirety would be a great recommendation, if Rob's got three hours to spare. I will also establish my terminally-online-music-geek bona fides by suggesting IN THE AEROPLANE OVER THE SEA by Neutral Milk Hotel.

Harold

Dumbing of Age, Book 16: Hey, GOOD NEWS, I No Longer Need a Place t' Sleep 'Cuz You Just MURDERED ME

Maude Reads Things

DAMN Dina, you didn't need to KILL him when he was being nice

Harold

Or, THE ODD COUPLE but they’re both Oscar

L2theBell

Aw, you just see the hollowness of walky's gaze spike in panel 5. unrelated, I really do like Dina's messy hair. Great touch.

DramaQueen

Pretty clear to me she broke up with him … he was the one saying but wait I could be your side piece. That might need to cook on the back burner until after the initial excitement is fully explored.