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Early update for March 11, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-03-10 03:55:00
Imported:
2026-10

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you know, clear bathtub juice?

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Sajuuk-Khar

Pajama Jeans 2.0: The Lesbian Version

C

...Oh Joyce...toning down would help out a lot...if you want to avoid Diabetes. >_>

Steph

Oh goodness. I just love them :)

Ragtime

Joyce you can't hate water, if anything it is less "stuff touching each other" then sprite

MST3K.fan: The Cheesy Movie Essays

Dorothy is so good at the caretaker half of a relationship but Joyce has clear boundaries. If Dotty were to suggest altering the Mac & Cheese recipe once in awhile, Joyce would light her hair on fire.

Harold

OH NO MOM AND MOM ARE FIGHTING

Lazuli

joyce. drink more water.

Empress of Robots

Dorothy: "I can fix her. I can make her better." Joyce: "You will take my high fructose corn syrup juice from my cold dead hands."

voyager-ngc5195

Hahaha, ah yes they're still in that part of the relationship where the red flags still look like regular flags.

Astariel

Wow, something Joyce won't do even for Dorothy. And it doesn't even involve foods touching!

Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games

“It’s something completely new, Ms. Brown. We’re calling it ‘postdiabetes’.”

LupinThe8th

As far as Joyce is concerned, Sprite is on the periodic table.

Giant Speck

Water? Like from the toilet?

Ragtime

Truly masterful punwork there.

GundamBradley

I figure fizz lets her ignore the presence of the pill going down her throat more easily.

Grace Serenity

That's what my doctor told me I had before I started meds! "Your A1C is high enough we don't need any more tests. Here's a prescription for Metformin."

GundamBradley

I am glad to see Joyce is maintaining certain boundaries, but this also is what I've been waiting for. Dorothy with her nightmares, Joyce with her Joyceness, the two are going to have to reckon with each other even more than before now that there are no relationships they can turn to as a buffer.

Dan Rabin

The Rule of Three is strong with this strip. Perhaps Mom Mode comes from Dorothy trying to leave Sleepwalk-To-Protect-Joyce Mode behind. And looking at Joyce in this strip, she appreciates Dorothy's help with ordinary things that Joyce finds obviously desirable, but she has a hard boundary at Dorothy trying to modify Essential Weird Joyce. What makes this Mom Mode is that Dorothy is selecting advice that would be Good For Joyce, which is not a good criterion within this relationship. Trying to change one's partner is often regarded as inadvisable.

Logibear

"Darling Joycey, I should never have tried to tamper with that Sprite of yours" "No, it was silly of me to object. One ounce, eight ounces, fifteen ounces, what does it matter?" "Would you try the sixteen ounces?" "Sixteen Ounces!!! FUCK OFF! Go to Hell! I was a fool to think you'd changed"

5099 5618 v2.0

Ah, the age of license. This "drink a whole 2-liter with *anything*" thing is self-limiting in a way similar to eating 500 nuggs. Your body will eventually stop you, it's a matter of how much you're willing to suffer in the meantime.

Railway Series Book Club

see, joyce is completely capable of managing her boundaries around dorothy! it just so happens that the only boundary she has is for her daily water intake

AE Gonzalez

“Sprite! It’s what Joyce craves!”

Tessea

You'll only take my carbonated sugar water from my cold dead hands!! (Once they stop shaking)

Packy Anderson

Joyce doesn't need that kind of negativity.

Shane Wegner

I gets up to 45 degrees here too. Celsius. (Plenty hot.)

Shane Wegner

I choose to see pointedly reminding the audience Joyce is on birth control pills under cover of disagreement and punchline to actually be foreshadowing groundwork laying that Joe could hypothetically nut in Joyce, presumably in some sort of Dorothy-supervised threesome situation.

VengeanceKnight

This is going to become a bookmark, isn’t it?

VengeanceKnight

Who knows? Maybe Dorothy will start prompting her to mix the ingredients in her food.

AE Gonzalez

2 liters is a little over 67 ounces, so bringing it down to 12 ounces is a significant concession on Joyce’s part.

Shane Wegner

I think it's more the "other guy's" domain when it gets that hot. 😈

Beck Chonigman

You're gonna have to crush it up and put it in her danimals drink Dorothy. (Totally not an experience from childhood).

Andrea Andrew

Are these red flags? Joyce didn’t exactly grow up with parents who practiced basic nutrition. Of course she’s still addicted to soda and refuses water.

voyager-ngc5195

It's the both of them, Joyce is relishing in her unshackled newfound freedoms while Dorothy is attempting to ground her in reality by asserting more control. It's mostly innocent now but they've both got subconsciously opposed visions of how this relationship is going to work, and eventually it's going to become an issue.

Maude Reads Things

Joyce please, your body will hate you as soon as your metabolism slows down