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Early update for March 12, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-03-11 03:55:05
Imported:
2026-10

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that's the scientific term

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Dracon Atrox

Joyce is a woman with taste!

LupinThe8th

I was gonna say there's no way Joyce is familiar with that term, but we know she reads Amber's fanfics, so I can't be entirely certain.

Andrea Andrew

Well, that’s one way to get more water. Waka Waka Waka!!!

Logibear

"I'm sorry, everything you said after reward sounded like that trumpet sound that the parents in the Peanuts cartoons make" "Oh, I thought you would like it" "My first sexual awakening was Little Boy Blue"

Harold

Dumbing of Age, Book 16: Now That We’ve Felt Each Other’s Hoohoos

Dahlia Rose

Another slipshine already?

ArdieBea

Oh, I can see I'm going to have to update my shower strips post! 😃

Andrea Andrew

Joyce: we saw German videos involving…. Dorothy: Yeesh, Joyce! There’s North Carolina senator gay, then there’s kinky European gay.

Astariel

Aww, that's sweet, and I like that Dorothy is concerned about Joyce's long-term health. Joyce also has a very cute pout in panel 1. It's interesting that Joyce still has the idea of taking a shower together on the brain from the other day, though I'm surprised someone with Joyce's issues (which I share) would find the idea of getting sexy in a dorm shower remotely palatable.

David M Willis

That was literally my comment text above before I decided it told everyone the middle panel before they got to it.

Kelly (they-them)

Joyce has been thinking about this since that Slipshine where she was waiting outside the shower stall while Ruth and Billie fucked in it. She was waiting cuz Ruth picks clean shower stalls and she wanted to use the stall after her

Dan Rabin

I like the way their faces kind of fuse together in the last three panels, like watching a cell divide in reverse. Dorothy is making a better pitch today than yesterday, turning down the knob on Dorothy-knows-best and bringing up the fader on we're-in-this-together. One size six shower, coming up... https://www.dumbingofage.com/comic/pagans/

Levi Tompkins

Counter offer, Joyce would look adorable with the extra 200 lbs of sprite based weight shed gain

The Deliberate Myth

Shower sex is hot as hell, ladies. Have at it and enjoy. Just... make sure it is safe for future users.

Railway Series Book Club

seconding joyce in panel 2, dorothy's fucking deranged for swallowing her pills dry also VERY excited to see the story edging towards the preview panel i've been most excited to see the context for, this is gonna be gooooood

Dan Rabin

Joyce now believes in evolution—Old Joyce never would have suggested that hoohoos could have evolved from veevees.

Annie

Has she not discovered the 7.5 fl oz. of cans? Helped me so much when I had to take pills that tasted terrible. or is this all happening before they went into production?

C

Well, that's one way to do it.

Lisa

I realize these two trust each other a lot, but trading sex for, well, anything, seems like it could get fraught and really complicate the downward slide if things ever go poorly.

Tessea

Dorothy - "Oh? OH! Ohhhh!"

AE Gonzalez

“Fuck On!” *SLAP* *SLAP* “Fuck off!” *SLAP* *SLAP* “Fuck on, fuck off; The Fucker!” *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP**SLAP* “Hnnn!!”

5099 5618 v2.0

Solid request. Good practice, for many reasons.

5099 5618 v2.0

@The Deliberate Myth Also, don't fall.

5099 5618 v2.0

@Dracon Atrox Good taste, right? ...right?

voyager-ngc5195

I'm a bit surprised Dorothy hasn't brought up other hormonal birth control with her, like Depo or Mirena.

5099 5618 v2.0

@voyager-ngc5195 I suspect an implant might work well, for her.

shoutytrack | issa maspro

and this frees up more time for sarah to grab things to use with Tony! win / win / win (I also had an aversion to taking pills for a long time so Felt)

EnterTheHero

Looks like that's also a reward for Dorothy

MrShoggoth

Agreed about the pills - the last time I took one dry it got stuck in my throat and burned it so that it hurt to swallow for days. Who the hell would do that normally?!

Katrina Marie Paton

Dammit, went to heart this but there's 69 and breaking that would be a crime. Just so you know, I would if I could.

Empress of Robots

THE MILK JUG SHOES WERE NOT DESIGNED FOR SHOWER HANKY PANKY, JOYCE!

David M Willis

Both my wife and one of my kids, actually! They're weirdos.

Astariel

I do it regularly when I have to take pills at lunch when I'm at work. It's not difficult if you work up enough saliva before you take them.

Beck Chonigman

I believe in Carla's engineering capabilities. Though you might need to bribe her for this one.

Beck Chonigman

Yeah, that would never work for me. Even if it DIDN'T get stuck, my anxiety would keep making it FEEL like it did.

Empress of Robots

That's a good point. Good engineers rely on redundancy. It makes sense that Carla would engineer the milk jug shoes to bear the weight of two annoying blonde freshmen with glasses (for good measure).

The other Alan

I've been looking for that preview panel with no luck, do you have a link?

Harold

Dorothy Feels a Hoohoo: A Dumbing of Seuss Pornographique

Harold

@Empress of Robots: Carla: "Although I have no interest in sex personally, I am fascinated by the mechanics that would be involved in fulfilling this request. Challenge accepted."

Harold

There are, like, entire DeviantArt pages with art of that

Harold

@Dan Rabin: Coming to a theater near you in summer 2026 - TOGETHER 2, starring Joyce Brown and Dorothy Keener

Preventer Wind

I dry swallowed all the time until I got a pill that was chalky and immediately began dissolving. But I still do it if I’m randomly taking ibuprofen

Ilana Feldman

Does the birth control have a taste? I take a vitamin B in the morning and I actually can't handle it unless it involves water (or milk, since I'm usually having cereal). Otherwise I just use a tiny amount of water to make sure it doesn't get stuck, since I've had some extremely fun experiences with taking pills in the past.

Maude Reads Things

Oh hey, I can dry swallow pills too! And hey, if the bartering works, it works

Levi Tompkins

This is so cute. Thsnks for sharing