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Early update for March 16, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-03-15 03:55:01
Imported:
2026-10

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crossing fingers!!!!!!

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KittyKai

ASMAAAAAAAA DO IIIIIIIIIIIIT

C

When you don't realize you're the one they'd like to be sharing those experiences with.

Sajuuk-Khar

GOD BLESS ALICE CHEN SHE’S PERFECT, YOUR HONOR

5099 5618 v2.0

"Wait! Come back! Tell me more about how things could go wrong!"

Logibear

Alice tugging the ship out of the harbor through pure unwitting force of will

CleverCrumbish

I'd say "Don't Ask, Don't Get", but Asma *is* at work, might be a bit weird. Fingers crossed for a meet-cute elsewhere!

Andrea Andrew

Alice is such a Joyce wannabe in terms of getting pussy.

Joe Crow - Words & Pictures

Asma, you blind fool, that’s an IN, grab it now! (And by “it”, I mean Alice, grab Alice now, do it do it do it)

Lazuli

this feels like a right place, wrong time situation for alice and asma

HenryVolt

Asmara is trying so hard to avoid the siren call. Going after what she wants will get her chaos shenanigans and she knows it.

Harold

Everyone's rightly focused on the Alice/Asma interaction, but I'm also curious about what apparently alarming thing Billifer's looking at on her phone in panel 6

Dan Rabin

Gotta keep track of who's bowlin', too! Alternating-speaker panels, but starting with Asma's reaction to Alice knowing her name. This strip only goes to the wide shot at the end (a dis-establishing shot?), as Asma looks up from her book again in response to Alice keeping up the flirting and Jennifer obliviously looks at her phone. I take Asma's attraction to Alice, Asma's disappointment at the bowling excursion, Alice's attraction to Jennifer, and Jennifer's obtuseness as already established. A new question might be whether Alice is acting this way out of a sincere opening to Asma, or whether she wants Jennifer to see her flirting to invoke the sitcom jealousy-will-bring-us-together trope. Excellent facial and body-language acting—the Oscars don't know what they're missing.

Sajuuk-Khar

Alice is the sweet sapphic tugboat that launched a thousand ships Or something

voyager-ngc5195

That was unexpectedly smooth, like the ice on the driveway that sends me sprawling ass over teakettle when I go to get the mail.

Logibear

"Oh what are you reading there? A Yuri about Bowling? Those girls must have some strong fingers if you know what I mean. Thats cute"

Railway Series Book Club

asma's sentiment in panel 5 does actually make me wonder if, like alice seems to believe, she merely doesn't believe she'll ever get to do any smooching or banging, or if she's not on the self-depreciation train at all and actually for real doesn't intend to do either of those things, for either faith reasons or aspec reasons or mysterious third thing reasons... i hope we get to learn more on this matter!

Lisa

Huh I just read that as she was bored and zoning out, but I think your take is more likely.

Harold

@Logibear: Asma: [melts, not in the cute way, but like at the end of RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK]

Sajuuk-Khar

Now now, dear Andrea, there’s room for two impeccable sapphic-aligned queens in this dorm

Logibear

The Little Tug That Could

Sajuuk-Khar

Alice is a deep well of unconscious sapphic rizz targeted specifically at Yearners

GundamBradley

Ooh, much to potentially look forward to.

Logibear

"I need to warn you, my orgasms can be.... strange"

Maude Reads Things

It's nice Alice remembered her and is reaching out to be friendly. You never know, Asma. This is college after all

Maybeeus

To me it reads like she thinks relationships are more trouble than they're worth even if she does want to be in one but maybe i'm projecting.

Lazuli

okay but a yuri abt bowling would be neat

5099 5618 v2.0

@Lazuli I think that was an episode of Excel Saga, back in the day

Empress of Robots

Everyone last summer: Joyce and Dorothy kissed! DoA pokycule when?!?! The monkeys paw: okay, but it’s gonna involve Jennifer and Raidah.

Beck Chonigman

Love how honest Alice is about how much of a sapphic mess she is. It's what powers her rizz.

Tessea

Asma blue-screens "I... yes.... Boots and Jacket...." Joyce is right. Alice _is_ very pretty!

Terra Bruder

It's called "Turkey! Time to Strike!" and unfortunately it's about kids instead of the good kind about butch space doctors, but it is pretty rad

The Deliberate Myth

Can't decide if this is a traditional meet-cute, which would imply very good odds of an Asma+Alice hookup, or an anti-meet-cute, where Asma thinks she wants Alice but comes to realize she wants someone else instead. To put it another way... in classic 80's parallels... Is Alice the Ali to Asma's Daniel LaRusso? Or will Alice be the Beth to Asma's Lane Meyers?

Zesstra

Updating the Asma Stats spreadsheet to add more data and finding that several were missing has definitely set my morning back a bit! Some of my previous stats statements may have been unreliable! 😫

Shadow12000

Not gonna lie, in Asma's situation, my brain would have a dial tone. "Was...was she flirting or JUST wishing me luck???" cause lets be real that could be either

5099 5618 v2.0

@Terra Bruder I hear there's a cream for that.