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C

"Finally, the punchline is accurate!"

Railway Series Book Club

never change, joyce i mean, you do actually need to change, but what's wrong with you is incredibly funny, so it's fine actually

Railway Series Book Club

also calling it now, joyce is gonna try and initiate sexytimes and that'll cause one or both of them to slip and bonk their heads

LupinThe8th

Only change in ways that result in an equal or greater level of hilarity, Joyce.

Logibear

"Can I put my feet on your feet" - one of these two is going to end up in hospital because of this.

Harold

"Yes, *I* can be your jug shoes" may be the most romantic thing Dorothy has ever said

Logibear

Further evidence that Rachel is just a hater. I mean, she's often correct. But a hater nonetheless.

ArdieBea

Joyce getting just a little bit meta.

Gale Tazzin

this is how you get butts disease on your feet

Astariel

Ah, Rachel, my second-least favorite character whose name starts with 'R,' looking particularly mean today. Believe me, the shower stalls would be plenty nasty even if no one ever had sex in them.

GundamBradley

I've been a little curious how Rachel would react to this whole situation, but if this is all we really get anytime soon, I guess it's not going to be terribly surprising. She isn't exactly a character who appears super often.

Maude Reads Things

Well, if everyone else is doing it, guess it's their turn to contribute

5099 5618 v2.0

And so, another Slipshine begins [1] [1] - We hope, we hope.

Maybeeus

Joyce has finally completed her descent into villainy arc... Becoming the very thing she despised at the start of her journey...... Rachel has bisexual soap she has bisexual soap... What could it mean...? She also was wearing a very trans pride flag looking shirt in the past which would explain a few things in the other universe retroactively.

Sajuuk-Khar

100% true love statement

Sajuuk-Khar

Um EXCUSE YOU, RACHEL, the stalls are nasty because of HAIR and SOAP SCUM and OTHER SUCH NONSEXUAL THINGS CHECKMATE, MADAM NARRATIVE OBSESSION

5099 5618 v2.0

@Gale Tazzin Also your neck, your back...

Shane Wegner

Let’s not forget bacteria and fungus!

C Bonesmith

As small as those showers are, and with Joyce standing on Dorothy's feet, better hope it's just a slipshine and not a slip and fall.

Tesset

I would say that there aren't enough dykes here for shower sex to be the main reason the showers are gross, but in this comic, on this floor? Nah, that's totally plausible, Rachel & Sarah are the token straights here

Shadow12000

It's cute that you think only lesbian sex is happening in those stalls.

5099 5618 v2.0

@C Bonesmith Ruth and Billie figured it out, back in the day. They might also survive.

Zesstra

Politician turned political podcaster Rory Stewart recently said something about how because he'd been to boarding school, when he was in awful conditions in the army in Afghanistan he was like "yes, this is familiar, I can manage this" and I thought that was profoundly sad.

Shane Wegner

Does receiving the reward imply the pill was in fact swallowed with water, or at least dissolved in a smaller amount of Sprite? Props to Joyce if so, and some due respect to Dorothy for a successful nudge.

Tessea

The solution is quite simple. Ask Carla to make a pair of jug-shoes for Dorothy. Joyce will enjoy avoiding the muck, eye contact with Dorothy, and less contact between Dorothy and the floor gunk to distract Joyce's mind at bedtime.

Tesset

I don't believe in any other kind of sex

The Deliberate Myth

If either were to bruise in the shower, they could have a slip shiner.

The Deliberate Myth

I spent 4 years at a college where nearly every dorm bathroom and shower stall was co-ed. The only exception was the one all-women's dorm. I know there was occasional shower sex happening - I remember hearing it, and I remember doing it on occasion. And I remember the stalls not always being pristine. But I also remember slatted floors so that the grime and slime washed away. I remember the showers getting cleaned by the staff on a regular basis. And I do not recall a single case of athletes foot or other such spreadable icks, either to myself or others. I hope Joyce can push past this particular heebie-jeebie, is what I'm saying.

Mitzi B.

Starting to appreciate Rachel's hater instincts here. These two are going to make the showers a little more gross!

Beck Chonigman

If they really want to stick it to her, they'll clean the stall immediately after. Sure it'll still be nasty from OTHER PEOPLES' shower sex, but it won't be nasty from THEIRS.

Harold

@Shane Wegner: Either that, or the hornt was simply too strong

Harold

Dorothy at the next karaoke night: "And I-eee-yiii, will be your jug SHOO-OO-OO-es..."

Sajuuk-Khar

Factually, like, she isn’t right, though? At least not in terms of shower sex making the place physically gross?? I mean, I guess it’s possibly gross to consider that two acquaintances just fucked in a spot, on a metaphysical level. But as far as like, physical fluids? The shower is going to dissolve those. The idea that a drain can’t handle them is a stupid myth. There will be literally no trace of sexual evidence. Again, the nastiness mostly comes from completely nonsexual sources.

The Deliberate Myth

If I am Pepperidge Farm, then yes, I hope so. The alternative is... unfortunate.

Shane Wegner

If it is like the "documentary" anime/live action Kakegurui, there were some fatalities, while others were just seriously injured, sent home, or merely humiliated into indentured servitude.

Harold

cf. "The Eton Rifles" by The Jam (1979)

Zesstra

Why the hell did I post this here instead of on QC?

Harold

@QueenOfSodor: BONK! Go to horny shower jail! And possibly the horny ER!

Railway Series Book Club

to be slightly fairer to rachel there is probably a lot of gunk there from girls jacking off

David Pipes

More like Atkins Farms remembers, if I guess correctly... :-)

AE Gonzalez

I suspect one second of skin contact with any surface of this stall will abruptly end any enjoyment for Joyce.

Alexandra Falk

Water sluices away semen and discharge quite effectively. It's gross because wet things left alone get gross. Of course, I understand that they are spiritually gross, and there's no getting around that.