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Early update for March 18, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-03-17 03:55:01
Edited:
2026-03-18 04:13:01
Imported:
2026-03

Content

oh come, all ye faithful (since saturday)

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Comments

Logibear

Mary, the Shower Gatekeeper must be my least favorite Elden Ring boss.

ArdieBea

Anything that irritates Mary, I'm good with it.

Packy Anderson

Mary, just let them sin in the stall. It's not yours to camp in. Unless that's where she wants to make a stand, and stay in the stall to prevent them from sinning.

Dan Rabin

She's the Grim Keeper.

T Campbell

The fourth panel belongs in the Hall of Joycefaces, no less so because Dorothy's making the same expression.

Railway Series Book Club

panel 4 dorothy's going in the Best Dorothy Faces folder. she looks like a bug you'd find when you lift up a rock

Logibear

"Look Mary, I'm going to fuck her no matter what you do or say, so you might as well let us save some water while doing so"

Empress of Robots

Joyce doing Jazz Hands in the 5th panel is everything lmao

Lazuli

so this makes 2(?) shower sex happenings?

Omnithea

Me and my partner love your vibe.

Lisa

This was hilarious and was exactly what I needed today. Thank you.

Astariel

Nice try, guys. Absolutely love the faces in panel 4. They look so earnest. Somehow, wet hair makes Mary almost look attractive.

HenryVolt

Yada Yada hell this, hell that we know the inevitable drill....Look at this point Mary's idea of what heaven is like is filled with people like her, Trump and his closes friends , JD Vance, and every pedo youth pastor that ever was. That sounds more like eternal hell than actual hell so I don't know who she'd be scaring.

Dan Rabin

Establishing shot, then a two-on-one variation on the standard alternating POV conv—OH I CAN"T STAND IT ANYMORE AND I HAVE TO SQUEE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! Great character-dependent humor, great timing, great lines, and Mary pwned!

Harold

Alternate dialogue for panel 5: "It's time to play the music! It's time to light the lights!"

GundamBradley

I love that any shame gives way when they get a chance to dunk on someone whom they have zero respect for and really do not give a shit about receiving any judgment from.

Dan Rabin

I see the faces in that panel as more transitional as Joyce and Dorothy decide that letting Mary set the tone is pointless and they might as well press onward. The faces in the next panel show a mode that won't easily be washed away.

voyager-ngc5195

Dorothy: "If you really want fine details, I made this spreadsheet. It's laminated and waterproof!"

wyatt

honest all timer mary strip

darklion

Joyce needs to work on her second-hand squick

Tessea

Good cover.... Eh, it's Mary. Who cares what she thinks.

Beck Chonigman

Mary with her hair over her eyes like this is unfairly hot. (I'm gay, leave me alone). (Why would Willis do this to me?)

Grace Serenity

It's because Mary's ugliness is due to her personality and bigotry.

Astariel

When I first saw the preview for this strip, I thought, "Hey, who's the hottie with the dark hair? I don't recognize her." Then I realized it was Mary and was slightly grossed out at myself.

Logibear

The next strip is just Mary preaching bigotry followed by that fuck-knuckle she was making out with ages back just walking out of the shower after her

Dan Rabin

It seems to be part of the design of Mary's personality that she's pretty to look at and repugnant to interact with. It happens.

I Know Why the Mowed Lawn Screams

i know we are never going to get a mary redemption arc nor will it ever be something that i would encourage, but sometimes it breaks my heart when knowing that mary, someone who can be very pretty and/or very gender, will forever be a perpetual bigot spigot

I Know Why the Mowed Lawn Screams

girl you should be living your fujoshi dreams at the local zinefest not petitioning to have womens rights be stripped in the name of jesus, SAD!

Shane Wegner

Mary can't stand there blocking them, wet and judgmental all day, so her options are limited no matter how much she disapproves. Anyway another stall would open soonish.

Shane Wegner

Wonder who else is listening to this conversation in stalls and maybe even toilets? ...I don't miss dorm life very much.

George Simpson

Y'know, Mary may be a sactimonious jerk, but I'm kinda resonating with her on this one.

Tessea

Sadly many people like Mary don't feel like they need or want a 'redemption'. They honestly think they're in the right and that lording it over others is the best way to demonstrate it to others.

Harold

@Logibear: Willis right now, possibly: [sweating, nervously tugging at collar] GODDAMMIT HOW ARE THESE PEOPLE HACKING MY BUFFER

Harold

I love that it's *Dorothy* delivering the clumsy single-entendre in panel 6 and Joyce affectionately admonishing her, instead of the other way around.

Edward Justice

I am hoping for a Slipshine of the next 15 minutes in that stall.

AE Gonzalez

I suspect a line of people waiting for their turn telling them to hurry it up is gonna affect the mood.

Amós Batista

Ah, yes, Joyce reached the boss. But it's Silksong and Mary is Lace.

Damien

Probably no toilets; they have "half-baths" shared by two dorm rooms. My college didn't, but the hallway toilets and showers were still separate rooms.