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Early update for March 20, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-03-19 03:55:00
Edited:
2026-03-20 04:09:43
Imported:
2026-03

Content

it burns! (complimentary)

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Omnithea

Burn with me.

Kiri Blackthorn

this is why i couldn't shower with my last partner. lava isn't my thing.

Astariel

Uh-oh, water temperature incompatibility.

Jim Avery

Hot shower, cleanse the sin from my bones

Samel da Camel

Near scalding is a little too cold for me (I'm preparing for hell)

Sydney Ashcraft

The worst part about having unnaturally colored hair is the tepid showers I have to take to keep the color from fading too quickly. I'm supposed to be washing it in *cold* water, but. No.

William Lewis

"Burn out the day Burn out the night I can't see no reason to put up a fight. I'm living for giving the devil his due And I'm burning, I'm burning, for you..." BOC

C

Shower time might be complicated if this is what Joyce enjoys temperature wise.

AE Gonzalez

“The” implies just one.

Railway Series Book Club

and then dorothy promptly bonked her head on the tile and joyce had to princess-carry her to the ER

Mandy Hoskins

Sorry Dorothy, I'm with Joyce on this one. Yes the skin on my back is always dry, why do you ask?

Harold

Third degree Dorp

Lazuli

joyce gets it

Andrea Andrew

Joyce likes it hot, like you, Dorothy.

GundamBradley

This is one of those things where I'm mildly curious if it's a you thing or not. I tend to go pretty warm with showers, though when I was Joyce's age, I must've shared her tastes, since I remember leaving the shower with my feet lobster red.

Maude Reads Things

Joyce is me but last year my cold water tolerance went way up so now it's nice when I'm overheating

Tessea

This is _not_ the direction I assumed this scene was going to go. :D

Logibear

Smash cut to Rachel in the next stall "huh. wouldn't have thought Joyce was the top"

wyatt

this one got a good ol’ Sensible Chuckle™️ out of me

Kazo

Sorry Dorothy if you aren't scalding yourself what is the fucking point

Amós Batista

See, that's why people must fornicate. Just imagine if my partner takes cold showers? Never!

Sajuuk-Khar

*bowling ball strike noises as Dorothy hits the floor*

Peach Reaver

I mean you aren't getting clean, unless there's a sting.!

Joe Crow - Words & Pictures

Yeah, shower sex is great on paper, and maybe on film, but unless you got one of those multi-shower-head rich mofo deluxe dealies, somebody’s on the outside of the stream getting cold.

5099 5618 v2.0

Too real. Shine on, you crazy diamonds.

Sky Starlight

@Samel da Camel exactly. People say I'm going to hell? Good, maybe I'll finally be warm!

Diego Garcia

Good lord, her skin must be so DRY

Lea

Yup. Me = Joyce here (if I'm not passing out from blood pressure issues upon exiting the shower, water wasn't hot enough). Dorothy = my partner (with eczema issues that meant water had to be practically tepid). We just worked to find a mostly tolerable middle.

Harold

LET THE DOTTIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE DOTTIES HIT THE FLOOR

darklion

I turned to my gf and asked "surface of the sun?" and we shook on it.

Rich Holmes

Joyce is 100% correct. If you're not on the hairy edge of second degree burns, it's not hot enough.

Peach Reaver

DOOWAP DOO WAPP DOOOO WAAAA!

Amós Batista

Oh, now I see why her har is so fluffy