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Early update for March 21, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-03-20 03:55:01
Imported:
2026-10

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hollup, let 'er cook

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C

Might need to discuss temperature needs next time.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

surely the ambient heat is melting everything in the vicinity

Sajuuk-Khar

Be brave and get boiled, Dorpster

Astariel

Alas, a beautiful fantasy falls victim to ugly reality.

Logibear

If Papatūānuku and Ranginui can make it work, surely these two could find a way... that or just find an alcove on their way back from the shower.

VengeanceKnight

Wait, is wanting to stay under super-hot showers an autism thing? Dammit, that makes so much sense in retrospect.

Fart Captor

Also just the fact that unless you have a really big, luxurious shower that wastes tons of water, one of you is gonna be cold

Fart Captor

all her doinkers, gone washed away, like tears in the rain

Harold

Time to fry

Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games

Oh you dorkuses, the time-honored and proven way to make this work is to have Dorothy cling tightly to Joyce bust stand out of the stream, absorbing heat through the shower hitting her arms and splash back and friction

Andrea Andrew

You understood that reference, Cap. Really beat anyone else from guessing.

Jennifer Novelli

I'm calling it now, it's gonna turn out Joe also likes hot showers, it will come up in a completely innocuous way, and Joyce will feel things that she'll actually have guilt over.

Viga's Art Room

I'm with joyce here. Hot hot hot is the best way to shower.

Astariel

Cling tightly to Joyce's bust, you say?

Rae Farnsworth

*crosses off another box on the Neurodivergence bingo card*

Jennifer Novelli

My nickname in high school was Ringo, so I damn well better have got it. LOL

Jennifer Novelli

Like one of those Lyndon Johnson showers with 17 heads and the water pressure turned up to a billion?

Shane Wegner

The “Splashback Warmth Zone” gives me life!

Jens H. (Nethead Jay)

Never thought of that particular thing either, but absolutely could be.

Lazuli

"theyre great for a post-work out. sloughing off the sweat and feeling refreshed." somewhere, joyce a la brittney fairly oddparents - "why do i feel sad?"

Tessea

Compromise, you dorks :D Joyce, don't boil your girlfriend! Dorothy, Keep Joyce warm in the less scalding water! If you're going to share, you have to work out a happy medium and live with it until you're too distracted by other things to notice. I'm just imagining poor Rachel having to listen to all this in one of the other stalls. I originally thought that was where the scene was going to go.

Alexandra Falk

I also prefer an extremely hot shower, and ran into this same issue when trying to romantically shower (not even have sex!) with a partner who preferred more temperate climes.

5099 5618 v2.0

@Rae Farnsworth ... (/Also crosses off that box on my own card) (>.>)

5099 5618 v2.0

This reminds me of an episode of Vida, early 2nd season. The elder sister found out she and her crush didn't have compatible shower habits. I'm...hoping this is not as much of an ill omen as that was.

5099 5618 v2.0

@Fart Captor "I want more [heat], [lover]!"

5099 5618 v2.0

@Jennifer Novelli Or a Silkwood shower.

Dugga Doo

Anyone else amazed that they're able to get near scalding hot water from the dorm showers in the middle of winter? Despite having *massive* boilers in the basement, the hot water supply in winter was not adequate at UNL (I lived in Harper/Schramm/Smith my first two years, then Cather for the third). It was a rare enough occurrence for the shower water to run warm in the colder months, and those who noticed pleasant shower temps would run around the floor to inform their friends of the miraculous conditions.

Tessea

It's interesting to see how long Joyce's hair is when not poofed out!

Julian Williams

Inevitable outcome. And not just because this is joyce and dorothy, but because yeah this is shower sex -- taking turns gaining warmth from the shower, complaining about temp differences and figuring out how much you want to wash while wondering when you can ask to leave. It is a gorgeous aesthetic but it is not exactly hot to do.

Dan Rabin

The shower strips have featured a lot of careful control of hair color and shape depending on who has been under the stream and for how long. There are also varying gray patches on the bodies that are treated differently from the shadows cast by the heads on the neck area. We can almost feel how small the space is.

Eli Sheep

How can Dorothy do tepid water showers yet be turning blue in the warming bubble of lava steam. My suspension of disbelief has been broken and my immersion ruined!!!!!! (this is a cute scene)

Harold

@Tessea: That's what the bonus strips are for

Empress of Robots

Poached and Scalded is the New Hot and Bothered.

Harold

Dorps Benedict

Sajuuk-Khar

Wet Dorothy has extreme Poor Little Mew Mew energy

Sajuuk-Khar

🎶in the aaaaarms of the aaaangel Fly awaaaaay from here🎶