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Early update for May 17, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-05-16 03:55:58
Edited:
2026-05-16 03:57:43
Imported:
2026-10

Content

one! one sexual partner! ah ah ah!

four days left in the dumbing of age book 15 kickstarter: http://kck.st/4vFYQNg

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Minzoku Bokumetsu

Hello, Known Pervert, I'm Dad wait that doesn't work

Andrea Andrew

Soon to be two women. Lucy: oh come on!

Lazuli

"hi im amber"

Logibear

"I'm not ready for Dorothy to know I'm in here with you" ... unless she thinks that Walky can do a good impression of you saying "Ow, it hurts when I'm aroused", then I think that ship has sailed hun

tifani

I said this exact same thing the other day. Walky has been interested in exactly three girls since he started school and one of them was more or less shoved in his direction and assigned as girlfriend by another. His reputation as someone who moves from relationship to relationship is unearned! But also the fact that Amber specifically is avoiding Dorothy because she does not want to deal with Dorothy’s whole vibe and not fear of the cops like some comments were theorizing is fucking hilarious. I figured but I like being confirmed right.

Harold

Dumbing of Age, Book 16: Yes, Hello, I'm a Known Pervert, Nice to Meet You

Maude Reads Things

Ohhh that's right, he and Lucy didn't have sex, did they? I think there would be less judgy face than Amber thinks. Maybe from Joyce but Walky really, really, REALLY should not give a fuck about Joyce's opinion right now

Harold

Excuse me, that's Judgy Not-Jugs McJudgerface to you

Jesse

Some people call their boyfriends “Daddy”.

5099 5618 v2.0

@Harold Perhaps she believes casting shade on those less...blessed in that particular way than she is to be unfair.

tifani

The important thing is that Amber did not see her judgy face. Who cares if she knows? It’s her face she’s avoiding.

Morgan Byrd

You know that I am Coooount the Coooount And I reeeeally love to ****(boy)

tifani

Idk if it’s a byproduct of Joyce’s whole obsession but every time I find out a character does not like Dorothy I feel genuinely amused. Joyce is so weird about her it has to balance out somehow.

Sajuuk-Khar

Walky whatever you do don’t mention that Sal is the opinion you’re probably most worried about here I mean, assuming you don’t want Amber to hurt herself climbing right onto your pelvis

Astariel

Seems like they could believe Walky was a fuckboy just as much if they bought his lie about Booster than if they didn't.

Corronchilejano

"Here's my card." "I'm not touching that until you wash your hands."

tifani

Lucy has Jacob. She’s fine.

NinjaZaku

I don't think Dorothy would have any room to talk in that regard, Walky. But I get not wanting to have a specific reputation - especially since it's not earned.

Crunchos cereal

Yeah, there was the whole Lucy’s ’third date’ thing, which Walky respected, and of course he wasn’t that enthusiastic about the relationship anyway. I think Lucy subconsciously picked up on that, considering how differently she approached the relationship wih Jacob.

Logibear

Yeah, she's making up for lost time right as they speak

GundamBradley

I mean, yeah, a lot of people would probably count dry humping to completion as a sexual encounter, but in terms of intercourse, yup, just the one gal.

voyager-ngc5195

Amber has a database of everyone's sexual encounters the same way Batman has a database of villain's crimes.

Railway Series Book Club

if Joyce doesn't mention the alleged Walky/Booster cuddle seshes to Booster next time they meet, i'm gonna be pissed

KiasyonSFM

Amber giving perverts everywhere a great name tbh.

5099 5618 v2.0

@Jesse Dusk "Like a seal at a birthday party" was the most memorable way of putting her current [1] state of mind. [1] - Fully satisfied, if that one pic of her and Jacob is any indication.

Andrew

Guess Walky doesn’t read her blog

Ed Marshall

Walky if you know what's good for you you'll grab onto this budding relationship with a known pervert and you'll hang on like your life depends on it

Shane Wegner

“That was close” implies anyone believed for even one second the Booster Spooning explanation.

5099 5618 v2.0

@Ed Marshall And maybe not mention Mike, ever again. His part in the Halloween party disaster was entirely avoidable, after all.

Empress of Robots

Amber is giving off some real “get over your fucking self and fuck me already, Walky” vibes here

Derick Huth

It’s okay Amber, we’re all perverts here

tifani

And that’s why she’s the one.

tifani

I still say it’s funnier if Joyce was a little convinced and I still think Walky and Amber should double down forever. Bring Booster in on the gaslighting. And then all three should kiss each other.

tifani

She will allow her partner to enter a black person’s living space without a warrant and interrogate them based on flimsy at best evidence, yes.

Sajuuk-Khar

I mean, maybe not while the stomach glue is still fresh, but

tifani

Definitely handling it better than another super hero who was recently called a pervert. Shout out to Darkness Man fans!

Avian

Amber you ALSO have only had one sexual partner, unless you want to optimistically count the taint of Ethan's jeans post prom

Harold

@Aeryn Monet: Assuming you're talking about Danny, technically it was Amazi-Girl who boned him

GundamBradley

Correct, it was Amazi-Girl. Amber had/has feelings for Danny, too, but Amazi-Girl was the one who acted on it and was with him romantically. Amusingly, I don't get the impression Amazi-Girl is all that into Walky at all like Amber is.

tifani

Didn’t she and Ethan have sex on prom night? It was just really bad? If so bad sex is still sex and puts her one ahead of Walky.