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Early update for June 8, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-06-07 03:55:05
Imported:
2026-10

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can't even imagine them being in the same room together

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Astariel

The way these two are talking past each other is physically painful to me.

C

Most people don't have the mental bandwidth to put up with Jennifer's shit on a good day, much less this early.

Ragtime

Jenny they are on the same roller derby team.....not that we ever got much outta that.

Sajuuk-Khar

Billifer, never change one iota. Or ideally change but stay this beautifully dumb. A head full of helium. An apple for a brain.

Logibear

Billies superpower is being able to have conversations in which everyone else is a part of except herself. That and having big wabbos.

jafortee

Jennifer and Billie aren’t communicating either it seems

Lazuli

jennifer the biggest dummy

Megh

please please please let this misunderstanding spiral into absolutely massive clusterfuck! i'm begging!!

Harold

"I mean, like, one of them would probably end up stabbing the other one through the hand or something"

Corronchilejano

We're going to be in this misunderstanding 20 years in the future aren't we

Sajuuk-Khar

great stonkin dobhonkeros

Harold

@Corronchilejano: Real time or comic time?

Astariel

@Harold - Yes.

Logibear

Fuck Pile! Fuck Pile!

Emily Lamont

More comic characters should be plural. Excellent addition.

GundamBradley

You know what, this is a case where the existence of alters kind of gives her a pass for not understanding what's being said here. She's dense in certain respects, but she lacks important context to make the right conclusions to begin with.

Gale Tazzin

dina relays to amber that amazi-girl had jennifer return the suit, amber believes ag is shutting her out again, they both spiral for no reason

5099 5618 v2.0

"Sometimes when you lose, you win." - Rosie Perez, "White Men Can't Jump"

5099 5618 v2.0

"Enormous, the way you think of gods as big."

5099 5618 v2.0

@Lazuli Makes me think of the wooden dummy in kung fu. One of the first lessons it teaches you: it can hit harder than you and it's not going to move, so you'd better figure out how to move around it. And that makes me think of Mokujin from Tekken, which is also fun.

Omnithea

Lois Lane Syndrome

5099 5618 v2.0

@Astariel And them, from the look of things.

5099 5618 v2.0

@Jamie (QueenofSodor) (/Writes that one down for later use....)

Dan Rabin

Dina wakes up when Jennifer starts being *really* puzzling. Jennifer's first line in the last panel is wrong both in her imagined version and in the in-comic real version. She wouldn't want her misconceptions to get lonely without company.

Andrea Andrew

Dina’s trying to talk to her, but Billie seems incapable of talking to anyone.

Irene Knapp

singlets will ignore **anything** if they don't understand it. there was this one time before we were out as plural when we accidentally said something to our boss at time along the lines of "I accidentally broke our wrist" and he just kinda blinked and moved on. never commented on it.

Katrina Marie Paton

Do I want to know? Or should I put it down to people being wierd rather than simply saying tits?

Reuben

First one, then the other.

Harold

Jennifer is reminding me so much here of Phil Hartman's aging 1930s movie star in a classic SNL sketch, oblivious to what studio exec Jon Lovitz is telling him: "You're finished, Johnny." "Don't mince words!" "I think you stink!" "Look, if you're unhappy with my work, tell me now!" "You're through! You'll never work in this town again!" "Don't leave me hanging by a thread! Let me know where I stand!" "I think you're the worst actor I've ever seen, and I get 500 letters a day telling me the same!" "WHAT'S THE WORD ON THE STREET?"