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JMat

Dina continues to be the best.

Ria

She's so so so important to me

Andrea Andrew

Only Dina could make a text message sound like a ransom note. 🤣🤣🤣

Avidan

Dina: I have a particular set of skills. Allow me to enumerate them in exacting detail

NekoIncardine

There's WORSE ways to say this, Dina, but

Jamie (QueenofSodor)

"you may only have her back if you can name 10 dinosaurs for me without googling"

C

O.o DINA NO

Lazuli

dina lmao

Tim Mitchell

You almost made me wake up my wife. I barely managed to stifle the laughter.

Joe Crow - Words & Pictures

Oh my fucking GOD Dina. …have Dina and Galasso interacted at all? I cannot remember. They seem like they’d get along well.

Harold

[Twenty-three hours later...]

Kelly (they-them)

What cha gotta do Dina, is take her to the natural history museum, you both get decked in sweet museum and dinosaur swag, you go get ice cream. Then, whilst eating, take a selfie with and then send it to Joe. Caption it, "I'm your new Mom, Joe. I am additive to your original mother and not replacing her. Would you like to meet your mothers for ice cream, Joe?"

KiasyonSFM

I love Dina so much. I might have to box out Becky 😤😂

Michael Flannagan

"I'm sorry, pterosaurs weren't dinosaurs. She's my mother now."

Harold

This made me laugh harder than any strip has in a while. Never, ever change, Dina. Fortunately Joe knows her well enough to not be alarmed by this.

Fart Captor

I'm fucking wheezing, lmfao

Kelly (they-them)

"Although our love making will be thorough and vigorous, you needn't worry about a potential new sibling as procreation is not currently possible with your respective gonads combined."

Corronchilejano

Dina: There are so many cops around, if she's somehow armed, she probably wouldn't be able to do anything. "Do not call the police."

5099 5618 v2.0

@Harold I suspect it's more the direction and less the magnitude of alarm that influences.

Harold

Dina was with Becky when she applied for (and instantly got) her job at Galasso's. If memory serves, she even provided a reference ("Becky kisses nicely").

Spartacus

This might be one of your best punchlines yet

Amós Batista

*Joe enters Dr. Strange mode, to see himself the miriad of reasons for Dina having to write this message*

Matt McKenzie

I chortle a bit at many strips but this is the first in a bit that made me outright laugh.

Maude Reads Things

Oh my god I cracked right up. A+ text, Dina. Just perfect

Logibear

Having my elder millennial showing here. But this feels like a call someone rather than text them kinda thing.

Verteiron

Hey, it's tornado-but-actually-ceiling-fan guy!

Tessea

*dies* I can't.... I've got nothing I can say about this one. :D Zero notes. Dina is amazing.

Ragtime

The gang that abducted Dina and fed one of their own to sharks that can swim up rivers into Indiana must have recruited her.

Brian Danger Hicks

Whether or not Dina becomes Joe's new mom she is certainly texting like my mom.

Gale Tazzin

LMFAOOOOO DINA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

Lazuli

"meet me at 12:30 for mother retrieval"

Omnithea

10/10 Dina. Great job.

Dedi Variety VODS

Oh Dina, you absolutely perfect cinnamon roll encrusted with dinosaurs made of sugar, you never cease to make me laugh lmao

Jesse

“Oh, apparently my mom’s visiting, and I guess Dina doesn’t realize she sounds like a kidnapper.”

Shane Wegner

“It would be a shame if anything happened to her.”

Lisa

I feel bad for Dina here. She knew she needed help to do this social interaction right, but she was told "don't worry about it," and the result was a terrifying kidnapper text.

Dan Rabin

Do I remember correctly that Jim is the one in the orange jacket and isn't gay, and Bryan is the one in the blue vest who is? They organized the pizza party at which Dina lent Ethan her spare hat. It's a leakage of the importance of hats from Girl Genius. And there's a forefinger from I-think-it's-Bryan.

Andrew

“If you don’t respond in 5 minutes, I will no longer be responsible for what happens to her”

Sajuuk-Khar

Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, who do not want me to eat your mom

Johanne

Same, I laughed for a minute straight and am still chuckling.

Sajuuk-Khar

Fucking incredible, she’s the best to ever do it (seduce your mom)

Simon Magid

spiritual successor to the Goddamn Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit

Tessea

She may no longer be around to reply.

Steve McSheffrey

I read wing mates as wing men and now I want to see them be that.

Harold

AILED NIT

Harold

Dina and Joyce may be destined to face off as superhero and supervillain. Which is which, remains to be seen.

joe mcguire

Why is not just all Dina always?? 🥰🥰🥰

Jasmijn Wellner

i laughed out loud at the punchline... i can't

Andrea Andrew

Joe: you…ate my mom? Dina: yes, she’s very tasty.

Astariel

Wow, haven't laughed that hard at a punchline in a long time. That was great!