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Early update for July 24, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-07-23 03:55:02
Imported:
2026-10

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dorothy keener

ran out of eleanor rigby verse yesterday

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Harold

Amazi-Girl: The Death Metal Years

VengeanceKnight

Me am Dorothy Monster! Me eat Joyce’s cookie! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Jamie (QueenofSodor)

the fucking head alien speech bubble is killing me this plotline's cooking with gas

Alison Berry

Loving a Spartacus situation for Amazi-girl. I hope we get a whole campus quad full of them by next December.

Logibear

I adore that the only in universe clarification of what the Amazi-Girl voice sounds like is possibly the most confusing explanation we could get.

Harold

Dumbing of Age, Book 16: Sidenote: I Was Not Allowed to Watch SESAME STREET Because My Parents Didn't Want Me to Learn About Kindness Nor Spanish!

Packy Anderson

I think the "cookie monster" voice is that first speech bubble. By the end of the panel, she settles into the correct voice.

Maude Reads Things

Yeeeeaaaaahhh, I'm not surprised she wasn't allowed Sesame Street. Dorothy, 0/10, completely out of character. AG does not give a FUCK about her future joints. That's a future AG (and Amber) problem

Harold

@Logibear: I always picture it as being like Abed's Batman voice on COMMUNITY

GundamBradley

This really highlights how much thicker Amber is than Dorothy, heh. Just, different builds. The boots might at least hide that I bet the pants are a smidge short, given Dorothy's got a wee bit of height on her, if I recall right.

Astariel

I think Danny compared it to Christian Bale early on.

Amós Batista

Tots related, Joyce. Tots related...

Joe360

They didn't want her to learn about kindness!?

voyager-ngc5195

Fundie fact: Joyce was allowed to watch VeggieTales but she's never seen the Rack, Shack, and Benny episode because it features Larry the Cucumber singing in Spanish. Also, the Bunny song.

voyager-ngc5195

They say empathy is weakness. Just like war is peace, and freedom is slavery...

Sajuuk-Khar

Danny: I can’t STAND this! You are making a MOCKERY of her! EVERYONE, I HAVE SLEPT WITH AMAZI-GIRL, AND—

Logibear

I mean that makes 100% sense. But the follow up question here is, does Joyce think the Cookie Monster sounds like Batman?

C

Oof Joyce...

Kelly (they-them)

Oh, thank goodness you said Eleanor Rigby today. I had no idea what tune the verse yesterday was supposed to be. I was trying to get it to fit to Spider-Man and losing my mind

Shane Wegner

If DoA ever becomes an animated series, they voice acting will have to clarify it for us one way or another. Personally I always just assumed some kind of Batman situation. “Yeah, but which one?”

Shane Wegner

Kindness is antithetical to Old Testament smiting!

Shane Wegner

Real AG barely cares about her current health.

Shane Wegner

Across campus, Daisy perks up without knowing why. WHATTA scoop!

Shane Wegner

To be fair, didn’t Danny also sleep with this incarnation of AG?

Shane Wegner

…and the incarnation Jennifer is convinced it is.

Andrew

Wait a minute… this Amazi-girl isn’t immune to criticism!

Andrew Dederer

Elenor Rigby.. I was scanning more like "Solomon Grundy" (poem not DC universe). So, not much difference really..

Gale Tazzin

well she sure ate Joyce's cookie

Gale Tazzin

i can understand Frozen being forbidden, but Sesame Street?!

5099 5618 v2.0

I guess it's true: anyone can wear the mask.

Simon Magid

She will *reluctantly* deal with such issues as being shot or concussed, because she would much rather bite back the pain and press on.

Shane Wegner

As long as evil cops (redundancy noted) present equal to or less threat than this ordinary picnic table, Dorothy should be just fine!

Tessea

Yes yes, this is going very smoothly. Now please flee before corrupt cops jump Dorothy??

Tessea

Probably a wig from her Velma costume.

Tessea

I see what you did there.

Harold

Love Joyce's expression and posture in panel 1. "Get a load a' DIS superhero over here"

NinjaZaku

I know this is just me being a comic geek that thinks about tiny details but. Where did Dorothy get a wig on such short notice? Or did she like temporarily dye her hair somehow

Harold

Dumbing of Age, Book 16: Now It Is Time to Carefully Disembark from This Table in a Way That Will Be Gentle to My Joints in My Later Years!

Harold

I am assuming that Dorothy's hair was blonde in that J&D-running preview panel so as not to raise questions and be too spoiler-y.

Packy Anderson

"Criminals a superstitious and cowardly lot. So me disguise must strike terror into their hearts. Me must be creature of night, black, terrible... cookie crumb covered..."

Astariel

@Logibear - Since she never was allowed to watch Sesame Street, maybe she does?? Although she never compared Amazi-Girl to Cookie Monster so maybe that's an indication that they sound different to her.

Julie Howard

This is just pure chaotic joy to watch!

NinjaZaku

@Harold Oh you're so right. I had totally just thrown that info away as a bit