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dorothy keener

kept up her grades so that she could commander-in-chief

a former belief

dorothy keener

also likes girls as her halloween costumes portend

kissed her best friend

dorothy keener

isn't amazi-girl but she will do in a pinch

evil will flinch

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jafortee

Is that a chiasmus, Willis? Deep cut

C

...This could backfire in so many different ways.

KiasyonSFM

Amazing! Please don't get shot Dotty!

Kazo

You are so arrested.

Wednesday Sophia

yall y'all how do you *think* amazi-girl is gonna take this

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Keener Girl, Keener Girl Doin' the thing with Keener twirl Struggling up a seat Distraction can't be beat "Look out—there is Amazi-Girl!"

Logibear

Shes got the cardio to pull this off. I wonder if she's better at avoiding knives/bullets?

Harold

Hopefully she's not Gwen Stacy

Andrea Andrew

No, she’s more like Mary Jane.

Joseph

And then Jennifer shows up and *still* thinks it’s Sal

Fart Captor

it's [logo font] Amazi-Girl-Kisser!!

Patrick Duke

This will end... Badly? Brilliantly? Tragically? With frosty chocolate milkshakes?

Harold

Amber, gazing at a livestream: "Fuck, what kind of medication did that doctor *give* me?"

Jamie (QueenofSodor)

"look, if you want to be my Batgirl, i'm fine with that, but i'll need some time to think about it before getting all The Killing Joke (Animated Adaptation) with you"

Ragtime

laying down one would hope, in her condition.

Fart Captor

She goes running every morning and cops are lazy. She's got a good chance as long as she doesn't attempt to parkour

Harold

Jennifer could show up *with* Sal and, somehow, still think it's Sal

Astariel

Oh, this is such a bad idea.

Chip Prince

Everyone’s Amazing, They do it for their friends. Come and be Amazing, And let’s see how it ends. Ah! Check it out, Amazing people. Don’t ever doubt Amazing people!

GundamBradley

I know that Dorothy is a decent runner, but she is emphatically not a martial artist, or experienced in parkour, etc. This is going to be a shit show.

Gale Tazzin

billie is gonna explode when she finds out that Amazi-Girl was dorothy all along

Brian Danger Hicks

I can't believe that Danny has dated Amazi-girl twice. Three times, if Jennifer is to be believed.

Tessea

And here's the D in DoA... Also, that's not nearly a high enough structure for Amazi-Girl to pose on. Dorothy needs to study Sailors Neptune and Uranus on how to properly pose on tall objects.

Amós Batista

I thought Joyce were gonna dressed up as AG

Jesse

You gotta introduce superheroes with their custom lettering. It's just common sense.

5099 5618 v2.0

Oh no. You had *better* have a plan, DoJo.

5099 5618 v2.0

Also, man that thing's loose on her....

5099 5618 v2.0

@Patrick Duke Yes. All. Likely all of those, yes.

Maude Reads Things

Ah, yes, Dorothy is going to do just fine at evading the cops given how much she seemed to be gasping getting on top of a fucking table.

Sajuuk-Khar

See, Jamie? No one can tell how pointy they are!!

Zesstra

Aaaaaah look at all the horny sapphics 🎶

Sydney Ashcraft

After so many characters have pointed out how similar Amber and Dorothy look?

Packy Anderson

It may backfire in more than one of them!

Empress of Robots

All the fucking police... Where do they all come from? All the fucking police... Don't stab Ms. Dorothy-a.... (that last one is a stretch)

Zesstra

Chekhov's brown hair dye from Halloween.

Ste Saunders

I genuinely don't know how this is supposed to resolve the situation, in any way. The police aren't going to stop until they arrest AmaziGirl. So what, Dorothy is going to get herself arrested? Then the police will recognise she was the girl on the newspaper cover rather than AG, keep her arrested for being there, and carry on the search for the actual AG? Alternatively she gets spotted, escapes, the police still haven't found AG but keep searching rooms. There must be something I'm missing here!

Emyriad

Is that to the tune of Eleanor Rigby or am I transferring based on meter?

Shane Wegner

She has brown hair and a yellow costume. This checks out.

darklion

"I'm Spartacus!"

Joe Crow - Words & Pictures

You dopes realize the cops just tried to KILL Amazi-Girl, like last week, right? Did Dina get custody of the braincell in the divorce? Omg you absolute chowderheads.

Shane Wegner

This could attract sniper fire!

Shane Wegner

“I’m too tired to care. You want the pressure that is my life? You can’t handle it”

Shane Wegner

Didn’t everyone who said that in the scene immediately come to a bad end?

Shane Wegner

If introduced, it must be worn by act 3!

Shane Wegner

“Can’t be beat? We’ll test THAT” -cops

thejeff

Realizes it's not Sal and thus correctly deduces that it's a fake Amazi-Girl.

Harold

@Emyriad: Didn't even realize this until you pointed it out. By some bizarre coincidence, I made an "Eleanor Rigby" post here under yesterday's strip.

Harold

"This IS the plan!"

Harold

@Fart Captor: Except that she seemed to be laboring a bit just to climb where she's standing, which is only a few feet off the ground

joe mcguire

I knew this is what they were doing. I knew it, but I’m still kind of shocked that they’re this stupid 🤦🏻

Justin Seifert

I would be hella amused if Jennifer recognized Dorothy and then accused her of deflecting from sal.

5099 5618 v2.0

@Harold "Bravo on an unknown target! Bring the rain!"

Simon Magid

"I'm telling you, Daisy! Amazi-Girl can be in TWO PLACES at the same time!" "...THREE places!"

Harold

@joe mcguire: Joyce: "You ain't seen *nothin'* yet!"

Harold

@Shane Wegner: Not *immediately*. Crucifixion is agonizingly slow and painful.

Harold

@Ste Saunders: No, you're not missing anything. To paraphrase a line from RUTHLESS PEOPLE, these could very well be the stupidest people on the face of the earth.

Yue Ryong

Is that Lucy in the background? ...Conveniently positioned to also be being pointed at while Joyce is announcing Amazi-Girl's presence?

Harold

It certainly looks like her, and you're not the first person to point it out. We'll know for sure if she's tagged when the strip goes live.

Dan Rabin

... Gentleman Adventurer!

Harold

Walky: Study Uranus [snrk]

Astariel

He's got a type.

NAtAyAZAlnAk

How is none of them considering this might be a bad idea fdg

Lazuli

this can only go well

Dan Rabin

Location: across from Hartzell's ice cream store, 107 N. Dunn

thejeff

I can't even tell what they're hoping to achieve.