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Early update for July 31, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-07-30 03:55:02
Imported:
2026-10

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leaf me alone

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MagnaCarterGT

what are you gonna do if the Leafs ever actually win the Stanley Cup?

Morgan Byrd

It’s crash out time babyyyyy

C

Oof.

Logibear

Please. Let's keep our hypotheticals at least slightly grounded.

Fart Captor

I'm guessing she would probably get drunk

Logibear

Booze in one hand, typing in the other. This is professional level drinking here.

Astariel

This is a sudden and unexpected change of scene.

Amós Batista

me, watching World Cup, to be depressed again

Tessea

Red-Head interlude?

Harold

@Minzoku Bokumetsu: But then Ruth would only have 999,999 reasons to drink

Harold

"Today is a good day to d... rink and watch bad hockey"

Packy Anderson

1967 is not "no games". The '67 Leafs are legendary!

Packy Anderson

But there's a better world cup next year!

Sajuuk-Khar

“Ma’am there’s a police chase in the quad though”

Maude Reads Things

Damn, Ruth, sounds like you need to pay better attention to more games.

KiasyonSFM

Yeah she does need to get drunker cuz the Leafs have won a lot of games recently 😂😂

5099 5618 v2.0

@S-K I am *really* hoping this doesn't go the way of "Act with integrity. No regrets"

jafortee

which karaoke night flame will it beeeee

C.T. Phipps

I was hoping that Ruth and Jason would go the distance but this is why I don't want her and Jennifer back together. Sobriety is a hugely valid reason to not re-engage.

Andrew

If there was a Stan Lee award for cameos in comics, would that count?

5099 5618 v2.0

@Tessea Red Flag, maybe, if Becky's around.

AE Gonzalez

Their last Stanley Cup was from the 1966-1967 season. The last year of The Original Six era, they literally could only win when there were only five other teams to beat.

Frey

I bet she’s rewatching the game where they lost to a zamboni driver

Tessea

What if it's Becky and Carla?

Lazuli

i wonder whos knocking

Pyper_13

Hey... they "won" the draft pick this year, that's something, no?

thejeff

Yeah, this is bad. Mocking the Leafs aside, the last we saw of Ruth was breaking up with Jason and now she's sitting alone in her room getting drunk. Maybe we're actually coming back around to the "Ruth's still an alcoholic" plot that's been hanging over her head since the time skip.

5099 5618 v2.0

@Harold ~And a [chick] ain't one (HIT ME!)~ (/guitar)