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Early update for August 4, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-08-03 03:55:02
Edited:
2026-08-04 04:04:45
Imported:
2026-08

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first of all, how dare you

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Comments

Omnithea

"You unmitigated bastard."

Simon Magid

Well Binface still might beat Farage in the Clacton by-election

Populuxe

I think I’m in love with Alice.

Mandy Hoskins

It has been very funny getting into hockey since I started reading this comic many years ago. Because now I have additional context for the Leafs thing, and it just makes me feel even worse for Ruth than I already did. 😅

C

To quote MST3k: "You and your stupid thoughtfulness can go to Hell!" Seriously though, I am curious if Alice is trying to help Ruth through this as well.

Logibear

Which is a fantastic trait as long as it doesn't lead to shortsightedness for the worst in people

Andrea Andrew

Like she saw Sal’s attraction to women, and Becky’s good heart.

Maude Reads Things

How DARE you point out Ruth has some kind of stubborn hope for the future

Ben Wray

No no, you neg JENNIFER to shit and back, not.... actually, y'know what, proceed, let's see where this is going.

KiasyonSFM

Alice might just end up with 25 girlfriends if she keeps being this charismatic.

ATD

Forget Jennifer. I'm starting to ship these two.

Tessea

Alice - *singsong* Come ooooonnnn! I hear a hint of optimism in your voice! Ruth - I'm optimistic that you'll still be here in five seconds, forcing me to remove you physically... With a hockey stick.

Packy Anderson

The Leafs? Soccer? Bite your tongue, Alice! The Toronto team in the Northern Super League is AFC Toronto. Victoria Pickett plays for them!

Gale Tazzin

oh no it's a version of billie that actually thinks about the future and wants to make it better. i can't ship her with all the queer women at once but I'm more and more tempted

Sajuuk-Khar

Ruth: The only way to get into a relationship with Billie is through toxic negging (and extremely depressing, pathetic self-destruction) Alice: Ooh, but *what* if I did incredibly cute, playful and seductive negging? Ruth: NO FUCK OFF

Sajuuk-Khar

Alice is trying to help/seduce as many sad gay women as possible and it’s peak

Lazuli

prolly a good time to leave, alice

5099 5618 v2.0

So, here we have Alice doing exactly what Ruth said she did to get Billie's attention. Well played, Padawan. What's your next move?

5099 5618 v2.0

"oh hey, ever heard of this show called "Shoresy"? I just started getting into it. Wanna watch a few episodes after we make out?" Ruth: "Did you really just say that, or am I hallucinating, again?" Rabbit: "Say what?"

5099 5618 v2.0

@KlasyonSFM God help her. All that admin...

5099 5618 v2.0

So, Alice seems to be channelling Shane from The L Word, IMHO. Anyone else seeing this?

C Bonesmith

Alice Chen, The Lesbian Love Therapist, in the same professional vein as Joyce Brown, the Lesbian Love Detective.

Chip Prince

This def seems like sitcom (or romcom) banter to me, the kind of thing that eventually leads to a ship or at least banging

Shane Wegner

“Billie slept in a bed next to me and I see you like the Maple Leafs” isn’t exactly competitive in interestingness with a high speed cops-AmaziGirl chase, but that’s been our focus for several days now. It took multiple strips to spit that out.

5099 5618 v2.0

@C Bones with I was thinking more like she's the Sirens from Nolan's version of the Odyssey, except Ruth is chained to the mast of her ship with Billie as it passes by. Becky might end up being the one who didn't get enough wax in their ears and dove off the ship, tho. Or Asma, maybe.

Jesse

“Don’t give me hope, now I’m gonna go be a weeaboo vigilante in post-Thanos-snap Japan!”

Tessea

She has to practice before going after Jennifer. And if things go well she can bring Ruth with her when she does. Jennifer will like that! ..... Right?

Harold

Alice: [says one more thing] [cut to stock shot of flying Jazzy Jeff from FRESH PRINCE]

Sajuuk-Khar

Alice: Oooh, how are you gonna do that? You gonna spank me with it? Like how the Leafs get spanked? :3 Ruth: D8< *MUST…NOT…ANGRILY…KISS!!!*

Sajuuk-Khar

Alice, later: “Man I GOTTA stop flirting, I got 7 pussies to eat tomorrow”

5099 5618 v2.0

@S-K That's a lot, yeah. Might need to check Joey Chestnut's notes for ideas. Or Geoff Esper's, anyway.

Harold

There's Something About Alice: A lesbian variation on the 1998 classic - a woman unintentionally finds herself the object of desire for every woman she meets, except in this version her admirers are all basically decent-but-flawed people instead of pathetic creeps

Harold

The Most Epic of Hate Pucks: A Dumbing of Age Pornographique

Theo A. Vorster

Is the site going to be down for the long-term around update time for the foreseeable future?

Bill Erak

Alice: "Fake IDGAFer, I saw you yearning!"

lazer

This is how we can have another polycule

jafortee

Alice is peak

Sajuuk-Khar

Alice could get Malaya naked in a half-hour. She won’t, Marcie seems too nice, but she *could*

I Know Why the Mowed Lawn Screams

Hey so FYI it doesn’t look like this strip is available when you go to the DOA main page. I was only able to access it because the bsky link works, but maybe that should be looked into. EDIT: lmfao oop shoulda read that bsky post more throughly, hope whatever is going on is resolved soon