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Early update for October 4, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-10-03 03:55:01
Imported:
2026-10

Content

it's not great math

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Comments

Andrea Andrew

Ruth: Alice? Are you trying to seduce me? Alice: call me Ms. Robinson.

Jamie (QueenofSodor)

the soda straw simply magnetizes to alice's mouth whenever there's Phrasing moment

jafortee

They’re boning to make Billingsworth jealous I’m geeked

KiasyonSFM

I see my prophecy of Alice with 45 girl friends is progressing nicely.

Logibear

"If I had what you're working with" oh Ruth, you absolutely cad (respectfully)

Harold

Alice Performs a Harem: A Dumbing of Age Pornographique

Ragtime

That is a Jennifer maneuver, she would respect that on the surface.

Vivian

I dread and crave this toxic lesbian throuple with bated breath, Willis.

Andrea Andrew

Is Alice referring to Jennifer/Billie, or Asma?

Lazuli

go be with jennifer anyway, ruth.

AE Gonzalez

“Apple juice.” 100 Proof “Apple Juice”

Harold

Dumbing of Age, Book 17: Apple Juice Plus Mallet Seems Like a Bad Idea

Andrea Andrew

Alice might have a type. Strong willed tough girls. That describes Billie, Ruth, Asma, Sal, and Becky.

Harold

Pretty sure that's *heavily* implied

5099 5618 v2.0

Is Ruth flirting? Can Ruth *tell* if she's flirting?

AE Gonzalez

Alice, seductively: “I’m gonna put my cooch on *your* cooch.”

Irene Knapp

you know, it occurs to me that Alice might reasonably have an opinion about Ruth's drinking habit

Ria

Comic strip so good it made me infodump billie's relationship drama for a full 20 minutes to my wife and our friend who's visiting town

Lazuli

now its root beer!

Beck Chonigman

Alice is the kind of woman who everyone wants to be with AND the type who wants to be with everyone, and she's honestly such a queen for that.

Harold

Ruth, panicking: "We're gonna need a bigger apple juice"

Tessea

Oh my god, I wasn't expecting my comment yesterday to actually predict the vibe of today's comic. 😄

Tessea

Now it's beer, yaaaaaay beer.

Tessea

We have got to get Alice and Agatha into a conversation! The cheerful positivity levels could overwhelm half the country!

Private me

this is some dangerous chemistry

Private me

If jennifer becomes the mako in this situation it would be really funny and 100% what she deserves.

Katrina Marie Paton

I'm pretty sure Alice is referring to Billie but Ruth is referring to Asma?

Andrea Andrew

I know, but their descriptions line up with either character, which makes it hilarious.

Terra Bruder

this feels out of left field, even from the beloved sapphics

Harold

@Terra Bruder: Maybe Alice is thinking, "If I can't be with the one I want, maybe I can be with the one who *used* to be with the one I want." And maybe Ruth is starting to think more or less the same thing.

Astariel

The Mako? Is that a Mass Effect reference?

GundamBradley

Alice is so attractive that it's causing psychic damage. Fair.

Tessea

They're both feeling ridiculously lonely and ignored by the person they care about. Probably not the best idea the way things are right now, but no one ever said these were the smartest or most rational people. The possibility is definitely there

Tessea

Possibly a Sailor Moon or Legend of Korra reference?