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Early update for October 3, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-10-02 03:55:12
Imported:
2026-10

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betrayed again by my locks, which i smashed

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Rob McBobson

~Eeeexit night! Eeeenter light!~

Kazo

Well, fuck, now I want the love quadrilateral to be a polycule. You win, fanbase.

Jamie (QueenofSodor)

BANG, BANG, RUTHLESS' WOODEN MALLET CAME RIGHT DOWN ON HER HEAD

Andrea Andrew

Alice is a woman of many talents. She’d make a great detective.

C

"Bad decisions are made in the dark...fortunately, I have my mallet."

jafortee

I changed the locks after we broke up, that is to say I smashed them please come be miserable deathwives with me again please

Tessea

"Not the cute girl I was HOPING to find on my bed." "You think I'm Cute?" "WHY are you In my bed???"

Harold

Alice: "The keycard sensor was smashed... [bats eyes seductively] just like *you're* about to be..." Ruth: "YOU FIRST" [raises mallet]

5099 5618 v2.0

"Hang on, is Billie *also* here? If so, it can be as dark as you want."

Harold

Take my hand! We're off to Billingsworth-less Land!

Logibear

Gods willing if she plays her cards right.

holdinglines

alice doesn't even go here but she is already SO comfortable around ruth, i love it

Jamie (QueenofSodor)

alice is gonna take off that vest and reveal her undershirt has 'snuffbait' printed on it

Ria

Alice is absolutely *rocketing* to a very high spot in my favs list. The people's lesbian is also our hero

Omnithea

No no no no no

Jens H. (Nethead Jay)

I just love Alice in the 4th frame. Also clearly shows how attractive she really is.

Lazuli

so whatre they gonna talk about

Shane Wegner

I kind of wish Yelling Bird could grace us with a classic “AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED”, even though I guess that bit was retired.

Shane Wegner

Why is more important than How, in regards to “the fuck’d you get in here”. “That question contains the seeds of its own answer.” “…Right”

5099 5618 v2.0

@Jamie (QueenofSodor) Unless she forgot to bring it with her, this time. (Oops!)

5099 5618 v2.0

@Ed Marshall Then I suspect you will love it here

Harold

@Ed Marshall: Now, do you *actually* love the mess, or are you just saying that because the mess was the first thing you saw?

Gale Tazzin

in hindsight it was a really bad sign for their relationship that billie and ruth were festering in darkness together

GundamBradley

Ruth has a spell cast on her that causes bisexual Asians to break into her room to lay on her bed.

Harold

@GundamBradley: Hark! What is that sound I hear? Prithee, I believe it is the world's smallest violin!

Tessea

Tied for 'best curse ever ' alongside Ranma Saotome's gender-swap curse.

T Campbell

This one went from zero to Slipshine potential in a HURRY

Harold

@T Campbell: Alice is a powderkeg just waiting to go off and we are all fucking HERE for it

5099 5618 v2.0

Ruth: (/notices light in her room) "This must be the work of an enemy Stand..."

Maude Reads Things

How else can she look at you with the curtains drawn? ...Okay objectively she had a lot of practice with Jennifer but STILL