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***EARLY ACCESS*** SALTBURN (Patreon)

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2024-02-04 20:38:45
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This is definitely going to be a marmite movie 🤷🏼‍♀️ Let me know what you think of it!

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Louis Marzullo

I'm only 7 minutes in & already LMAO at a classic Dawn-ism: "Hey, I thought all the nerdy losers were nice" 🤣 We are!! That wanker's not a real nerd, more like an emotionally-disturbed savant! Btw, that was a tutoring session at the start, not therapy. See? Nice, helpful nerd! 🤓

Louis Marzullo

Is it just me or does the actor who plays Felix look like a younger version of Fr. Karras from The Exorcist? And the hedge maze/big creepy house motif: homage to The Shining? Dawn was right, this is a horror movie! I've got to split this reaction😅... And Felix dies in the hedge maze?? Well, if you're gonna steal, steal from the best!

Bartleby

I guess it’s super easy to commit murder and get away with it in the UK. Don’t worry Brits! One day you’ll get something called “autopsies” Because apparently autopsies don’t exist in the UK according to this movie.

john ruddick

I knew rich people just like that when I was young. My ex was a Cambridge they are (generally) very vain. I never saw any of them later in life they were a proper odd lot with ridiculous massive houses which were far to big. They would throw massive house parties which were fun but they couldn't hold their drink and there was always way too much drama.

Louis Marzullo
>>128835558

John, speaking of holding one's drink, please tell me you had a few during the livestream yesterday. It would explain alot! 😄

Chicago Artist Jon

Saltburn? More like Dickburn. I’ll take a nice The Graduate over this one any day.

Louis Marzullo
>>128835558

I would have been in a coma! 😵 But it did add an extra dash of surreal humor to the proceedings. Very Python-esque, reminded me of the dead parrot sketch 😄

Louis Marzullo
>>128829534

Btw, missed you on the livestream yesterday, Bartleby. Or were you there under another nom de plume?🤔

Louis Marzullo
>>128835558

John, my favorite ever novel (semi-fictional) & one you may enjoy, especially considering your experiences with Saltburn-types: "The World As I Found It" by Bruce Duffy. In fact, I'll go out on a limb half-way & say I'm fairly certain you'd love it.

Louis Marzullo
>>128835558

Btw, still no luck getting back on Discord. I open to Dawn's server & it takes me to another reactor's platform. I really need someone who's more tech-adept than me, which is like 99.8% of the globe but no one at the moment I can reach out to. Oh well, someday

Louis Marzullo

What was the overplayed song Dawn hates? Couldn't make it out. And why does Oliver look like a 35-year old Thom Yorke from Radiohead?

Louis Marzullo
>>128835244

Or is the family too depraved & sociopathic to care about what happened to Felix & has the money to bribe anyone who might inquire?

Al

"Sniff your seat:... so bad

Louis Marzullo

"That would literally be me!" You did mean the butler, right? 😄 And Dawn, about these movies where you've seen alot worse than this one, can you name some? 😳 "Salo" comes to mind but I don't think you've seen that one. Oh God, it's not "A Serbian Film", is it?? 😱

Louis Marzullo
>>128835558

Also John, your film selections to Dawn are outstanding. Can't wait for Throne of Blood, Open Range & Barry Lyndon, especially. Thank you!

john ruddick
>>128835558

Thanks! I sent her a DM about, "The Killing Fields" I hope she reads it I'm not sure whether watching it on the channel is a good idea..... I didn't send her my copy of "Come and See" because that one is too brutal and is definitely too much for the channel it wouldn't be a good idea.

Louis Marzullo
>>128835244

Most likely. Only seeing the edited reaction, I tend to give the benefit of the doubt. But it certainly seems to rip-off a much better film that I posted but hopefully deleted in time before Dawn saw the title. I'm sure you know the one I'm referring to

Bill W

Before watching, I went on Wikipedia and read 2 paragraphs and 2 sentences into the plot summary and I knew right away I didn't want any part of this. It sounded like a combination of Cruel Intentions and Shameless, but somehow even worse. I could tell all the characters were either going to make me angry in some way or just disgust me, so I just skipped to the end to hear Dawn's review.

Bartleby
>>128906607

You made the right call and spared yourself. I guarantee you you have seen a few of the movies this one is taking from. All those movies that this is ripping off are all so much better!! There does seem to be a trend that has to do with the youngest generations never watching anything from the past. So when something comes along so derivative of so many things, the kids who’ve never watched anything made before the 21st century, they think it’s all fresh and new. I left a comment with my thoughts on the full reaction post if you care to read it.

Bartleby
>>128855793

Apocalypse Now was worse than this for her! You saw her reaction to it

Bartleby
>>128835244

Why wouldn’t there have been an autopsy performed for the mom? Any rookie cop would immediately see this creep as an obvious suspect. And this is derivative of many things. But what came to my mind first and foremost was The Talented Mr Ripley

Louis Marzullo
>>128855793

The first time in the outro Dawn says she's seen alot worse, she's referring to the bathtub scene, so I thought she specifically meant gross-out/shock value scenes involving bodily fluids & functions & sexual deviance, not necessarily scenes of horror & violence such as are contained in A.N. If that's the case, perhaps she was thinking of The Exorcist, among others

Bartleby
>>128855793

Well anyone who has ever seen any porno has seen worse. It’s just a guy drinking water. We all have to pretend he’s drinking the jizz mixed with the water. A porno you’re seeing the real thing LOL

Louis Marzullo
>>128855793

You understand the power of movies to suspend disbelief, Bartleby. Of course there was no semen in the water. Did that stop at least half the crowd in the theater from groaning in disgust? Or walking out during Irreversible or Hostel or A Serbian Film or a thousand others even though none of the events depicted in those films really happened?

Bill W
>>128829534

Nerds are just nerds. Usually, but not always academic achievers. Socially awkward, but they're not interested in harming anyone. The Columbine duo had psychopathic inclinations.

Bartleby
>>128855793

Even if that was real, and he really was drinking jizz water, everyone has still seen worse in a porno.

Bill W
>>128835558

Louis. on Discord, on the left side there should be avatars for each Creator . Dawn's is the one that looks like the French knights from Holy Grail. Click on that one, her page will pop up.

Bill W
>>128840272

Dustin Hoffman in Little Big Man or Sleepers! or Wag The Dog!

Robert Nelson

Really, Dawn? Sniff the seat? LOL!