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Good morrow, Traxians!

Today we bequeath unto you a new B-movie riff, and with it, this exclusive Extended Preview just for you.

What brave knight doth crest yon hill of Camelot? Why, ‘tis Marc Singer, the veritable Beastmaster himself! But instead of ferrets and mice he bears skateboards, Oakleys, and slap bracelets… forsooth, he has gone totally '90s for Lancelot: Guardian of Time!

What if Sir Lancelot wound up in the world of today? I mean, like, can you even imagine?? Yeah, you probably can, if you saw Encino Man, or even just the trailer for Encino Man. But Lancelot: Guardian of Time has so much more going on. Like John Saxon as Wolvencroft, the extremely non-canonical sorcerer who controls time and also curates a chintzy museum exhibit in the 1990s. And Babylon 5’s Claudia Christian as an author who’s tired of all this feminism business and just wants to meet a good old-fashioned chivalrous man! Be careful what you wish for, Claudia, you might wind up with a medieval knight possessing a mullet beyond compare.

Enjoy the first five minutes in this player here, or purchase the entire thing right here from our site.

Have a great weekend!

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Jordan Jepson

Not since Kevin Costner in "Robin Hood", has there ever been a more apparent lack of accent. We humble peons most verily thank thee for such fortuitous fodder, yon d00ds.

Matt Olfson

Oooooh, I can see this is going to be a really good bad one. 😁

Tara Steiner

"The Merlin. Is he a California freeway?" 💀💀💀

Tara Steiner

I know it's going to be a stinker if it's another attempt to set up Ivanova with an English knight. Kill me.

Cynthia Dunaway

Every time the camera panned to background-mullet-dude just standing there, I was hoping for some "...duhhhh...." but sadly none.

Shagz

Anyone else singing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang in the opening? Of course, this movie would be *hitty *hitty Boom Boom!

Andrew Bosch

T. S. Eliot's Merlin lived backwards in time. So sending Lancelot back in time wouldn't be necessary.