Extended Preview: LIGHT BLAST (Patreon)

CONTENT WARNING: This clip contains brief nudity and low-budget "body melt" effects.

DIRECTOR WARNING: This guy also gave us Warriors of the Wasteland and 1990: Bronx Warriors.

Scoreboards: usually all they do is let you know who is currently humiliating the Mets. But terrorists have harnessed the latent evilness of the humble scoreboard and are now using them to LIGHT BLAST people!!!

Light Blasting, as we all know since it’s a totally real thing, involves melting someone’s face using budget special FX. Think the Nazis from Raiders of the Lost Ark if they were all played by claymation icon Mr. Bill.  It’s cool though, because the filmmakers clearly used all of the FX budget on the bonkers stunts in this movie. They’re honestly as impressive as anything we’ve done in a RiffTrax movie, even if most of the money probably went to a legal fund for stuntmen widows.

Watch the extended preview above or download it here, and then get the full riff here.