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"They say power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Hank, can you introduce me to Madeleine Albright?" - Bill Dauterive

When a drought hits Arlen, Hank adopts new low-flow toilets to conserve some precious water for his lawn. But when these new fixtures end up being more wasteful than the old ones, Hank becomes a non-elected official and soon learns this conspiracy goes all the way to the top.

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Nathaniel

As someone that despises low flows, I love this episode

Les Whinen

Im surprised someone as handy as hank didnt realize you ca just fill a bucket with water and pour it into the toliet for it to flush.

Joe Hodgson

Toilet Talk! I don't know if different states/countries have different standards, but I'm a one-flush man. I do make sure to get a good amount of fiber into my diet so that probably helps. I also do not have a low flow toilet, though it was one installed in the 2000's, I want to say. It's an old person's high toilet and I recall my mom suggesting I replace it when I moved into this house, but why? It's way better having a higher toilet. I hate it when I have to sit on a low one as I am not a short man. Sure, it made potty training the wee ones a bit more challenging, but it's been worth it.

Deez

Who da man you da man!

Chris Cashmoney

The water company gives them a toilet and installs it? Times really have changed. In 2026 it would probably be collecting data.

Marshal Case

I love this episode. The lighting on Hashaway in that one scene makes him look so diabolical. On the subject of “slip n slides” we had an extra long one that they would bring out for “field day” which was an end of the year activity day in elementary school. They set it up on this hill with a hose running down it. It was almost long enough to cover the hill, but usually you’d veer off from the side and get grass burns all down your back or stomach. One of those things that is delightful as a child, but will break you as an adult.

Matty

Not to belittle Peggy's accomplishments but its been my experience that young children are the ones you need to worry about when it comes to toilets. I have two kids who eat a healthy well balanced diet. Yet, not a week has gone by in then last 6 years where I haven't needed to grab a plunger to help finish the job. Its truly baffling how these little gremlins can create something so huge and dense!

PurpleComet

Saving Private Ryan lost to Shakespeare in Love, not Gladiator, at the Academy Awards. Gladiator did win Best Picture in 2001 but I don't know who would've been the consensus expected winner at the time (Traffic?).

Jason Lew

I believe Toto sells a Washlet that heats the water in a tank so you don't need to hook it up to a hot water line. I have one myself and enjoy it (daily now, with my increased fiber intake)

Norman Benford

My partner and I moved into a 90-year old home a few years ago. The upstairs toilet, despite being very old and having a huge water tank, was a terrible flusher. We were able to last about two months with what I christened the Turdspinner 3000, but ultimately replaced it with a new toilet that was advertised by a giant sign proudly proclaiming that it could (and I quote) "Flush 7 billiard balls in a single flush." We've had no problems since, save my lingering temptation to try and flush 8 billiard balls down the toilet.

Kiefer Fulsom

I love yall, but was the trump clip really necessary?