Fate/Fool Chapter 33 (Patreon)

Ripping through space and time via a Grail's ham-fisted method of just punching through reality via overwhelming power in the way of Wishpower magecraft. I lost consciousness as we all were taken back to Chaldea.

And the first thing I noticed as I came back too. Was the fact my face was buried very pleasantly into a soft set of heaving tits. Truly having a clingy fox wife was the best.

"Hmm... How long was I out?" I grumbled with Tamamo's hand naturally going to my head; with a heavy breath going through her wonderful chest pillows I was using.

Tamamo's softer voice rang out as her fingers trailed through my hair. "You have only been out for half an hour. That other master, however, had a bad reaction to the makeshift Rayshift." 

I grunted outloud before I took a deep inhale of Tamamo's scent. And then Tamamo squeaked adorably as I squeezed my face into her tits.

Then with my 'energy' recharged I finally opened eye's and saw that we were on some padded long bench with Tamamo holding me against her body.

I took in my surroundings... And yup, there were still clear signs of damage everywhere, even if the debris had at least been cleaned up. 

"Where is the leadership of Chaldea? Did anyone come to meet us as we got back?" I asked with a frown as I also realized we were just in some random meeting room. Not our actual room that had been warded to hell and back.

Tamamo let out a sigh of annoyance before she said. "Yes, someone did come. This places sole surviving servant, apparently."

I rolled back onto my feet with a heavy exhale escaping me before I said with finality. "Got it. Tamamo, please lead me towards that Servant... Or anyone who is the leader of Chaldea at this point."

Because while Chaldea was still here. Romani wasn't here as Solomon wasn't summoned during the Third Grail War. So that meant that I had to deal with... Fuck god knows who if Olga got exploded into dust.

Tamamo then linked arms with me and she brought me towards the other servant, whom I very much hoped still was Da Vinci.

Going through the very much still wrecked halls of Chaldea, I still noticed several smaller bloodstains and such. But just like in that meeting room. The vast majority of debris was cleaned up. 

And thankfully for my sanity, the bodies were also removed.

"Did Olga make it?" I remembered to ask Tamamo as we were walking. And she paused before shrugging as she replied.

"I do not know my darling! Tamamo didn't bother to ask, as I was more worried about you. And that Caster was acting super fussy over Fujimaru as she was bleeding out of her nose when she landed." 

I nodded helplessly, but soon enough we reached the infirmary, which thankfully seemed to be in better shape at this point. And lo and behold Chaldea's servant and resident super genius. 

I couldn't help but do an internal fist pump at seeing the perfectly plump ass, clad in a short skirt as Da Vinci was bending over to put new wires into a large cultivator tank machine. A machine I kinda recognized as the Clocktower used similar machines to grow homunculi.

Then, finished with her wiring job at least for the moment Da Vinci turned around and seeing me. She beamed happily and said with clear excitement. "Well well! The disciple of the god killer truly shows his talent and soul strength in awakening from a ham-fisted dimensional punting!"

She hopped over and when she went to over her hand for me to shake. But Tamamo instantly slapped it away, and Da Vinci utterly and completely undeterred and not losing her smile at all continued to speak.

"Oiga, I assumed never introduced me due to you just arriving. But my name is Leonardo Da Vinci! Just call me Da Vinci!" Then she took a breath and spoke more seriously.

"How are you feeling, Jake? While I do know the human body very well, you can never be sure of hidden ailments when the God of all the World's Evils are shunting you across time and space."

I shook my head and said helplessly. "I... I am fine, honestly. My magic circuits are still a bit sore from activating my servant's Noble Phantasm but that's to be expected. So. What is the damage? Is Olga still alive? Hell, is Ritsuka still alright?" 

Da Vinci's face went dark before she exhaled softly and opened her mouth. Only to close it for a long moment before she spoke softly. "Jake... Chaldea has suffered eighty-five percent casualties essentially. Out of the two hundred plus personel the vast majority are dead, or only gravely wounded, with very, very few being only moderately wounded."

"The Director..." Da Vinci drew off before exhaling heavily and saying with a frown. "I can't say definitely her fate as while the shielded camera lasted long enough in the control room to catch the explosion wash over her form in slow motion. There is no body."

Da Vinci took another breath before saying with a dull expression. "As for Ritsuka and the other Master Candidates... Ninety-five percent mortality rate. Only two members of A team survived, and Ritsuka clearly has low-level brain damage currently from her mind being attacked while in transit between timelines."

After all, Master's were supposed to use the Coffins for a reason. One didn't just travel past the bounds of reality and into different timelines/singularities unshielded in some way.

I woudn't be surprised if Ritsuka had one of their dreams of the future singularities or something. And whatever she was watching could sense her and didn't at all appreciate being spied on.

Still, there wasn't anything I could do, even with my Fool's Path magic, let alone my Magecraft to heal others right now. My focus had always been hurting others and making sure I wasn't cursed. Not healing others.

I drew a hand across my face before I asked slowly. "Who in the A Team is still alive? Hinako and who else?" 

Because Hinako Akuta was a Blood Elemental, basically a lesser True Ancestor, and as for the other survivor. Maybe Pepe? Or that fucking rat of a werewolf Beryl Gut?

Then my face went stiff as Da Vinci said in almost amusement. "I am surprised you know about Hinako. But yes, her Servant Shielder Qin Shi Huang saved her. And the other survivor is someone you probably well know with your time at the clock tower in Kirschtaria Wodime, who was likewise saved by his servant Achillies during the bombing."

After a long moment of thought about our future. I realized that I didn't even need Ritsuka anymore. The fucking prodigy who could solo clear the singularities had survived the initial purge!

Then it hit me with an actual laugh of realization filling my mind as I burst into laughter. 'Because of the fact that Chaldea itself didn't have any funding to maximize the building itself and it's technology. The master's obviously pushed for catalysts to summon the most powerful servants that they knew they could have a good alignment with!'