Night City Legend Chapter 23 (Patreon)

The Undead surrounding the Mox's fortified kill zone of a whore house were of the 'typical' variety. They were for sure dangerous, with their often still-working implants. But they weren't a Tyrant armed with heavy weapons and even more heavy-duty spec-ops grade implants.

"Yoooo! Ma Choomba from another mother how is it hangin!?" Rebecca cried out with joy as she shamelessly threw herself into my lap as after climbing into my tank.

A cough left me as I said with a wry smile. "I am doing quite well as you can see. I got a whole ass line of tanks."

Rebecca made a tsking noise before she said flatly as she patted my shoulders while staring me dead in the eyes. "Jake, my choom you reeeeaaallly gotta move past this whole anti-gravity shtick you got going here. It's fuckin gay seeing a bunch of beetle lookin oversized shit streaks flying across the road of the city." 

I clicked my mouth at the heresy coming out of her mouth and I said with a roll of my eyes. "It's efficent, and I don't need to worry about land mines Rebecca. But I do got some designs for rugged rolling war crimes you might be interested in."

Then I shook my head and asked the more important question as a loud scream of a set of mini plasma grenades was sent off of a missile tube on one of our tanks.

"Speaking of which. Tell your Mox buddies to get into their own car's to follow us if they want as we leave NC. But I am NOT letting them into the tanks and carriers." I finished bluntly.

Because this world was still very much scared shitless of Ai's. So I wasn't going to out YoRHa as a bunch of androids running around if I could help it.

Rebecca pouted before she tilted her head to the side and said seriously. "The head moxie offered to have a couple of her girls keep you company every day for the next year if you allow them into the carriers at least."

Knowing that she was likely in a call with her implants to the Mox's gang leader, who I honestly didn't know that much about. I still shook my head as I said with a thin smile. "Nope, my tanks and carriers are meant for my own people. Stick close, and we will do the best we can to keep ya'll alive." 

Rebecca's face twitched and I could imagine that Mox gang leader swearing up a storm or something. But then Rebecca gave me a helpless look and asked as though just 'testing' the water.

"Sooo uhhh. No amount of money or sexual favor's could make you change your mind? Maybe some secrets held by powerful members of the NC government and the corpo's we gathereed?"

And with an actual laugh from me I said sharply. "Secret's about NC's top brass has lost so much of it's value with how. You know, the entire fucking city is currently fire and playing soft blackmail games is worthless when people are just trying to survive right now."

Rebecca blinked before nodding in agreement and then she blinked several times before she said with alot more cheer. "Alrighty! I hung up on that grouchy old bitch. You plannin on blowing up any other parts of NC or you gonna send your private army out haha?!"

I mentally connected with Commander White to confirm that there weren't any other priority targets for us to hit. Or otherwise save any other humans I particularly cared about. Or likewise useful to Commander White's own YoRHa ops.

[No Jake, the best move currently with how much chaos is going on in NC is to pull back. Let the Undead continue their rush towards Vault Tech's and Arasaka's fortifications. To thin themselves out as fast as they can.] Commander White replied.

With that I looked to Rebecca and said with a shrug. "Yup, time to bug out. Way to much shit is going on in NC. It's like everyone is going Cyberpyscho at this point."

A demented giggle left Rebecca as the large tank I was in with only 2B driving in the front got back to moving.

And after we got to moving, I could see dozens of car's riding alongside the floating tanks and carriers, as they knew that being directly at the side was dangerous, because they became a 'shield'

They were still well below the shooting point of the tanks' plasma launchers, laser batteries, grenade launchers. And other weapons.

Throwing a look at the back of 2B's head that was covered in a helmet that allowed her to control the dozens of giant weapons on the tank and monitor it's status in all things. Rebecca looked back and threw me a devilish look and wagged her eyebrows.

"Heeeyyyy Jake, ever get road head in a tank before?" 

"I have never gotten road head to begin with." I said with a chuckle as I sent her a wag of my eyebrows in turn. 

And with a giggle Rebecca hopped out of my lap and said sharply. "Snap off them fancy schmancy clothes and let me get at your dick. I bet I can make you nut in under five minutes while you control one of the tank's guns haha!"

The following five minutes were a truly 'religous' experience as I realized why V had the best time of his life fucking Panam inside his own tank. Getting your balls gargled on by a midget murderhobo while blowing up zombies was in fact... A fucking life-changing experience.