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Happy Thanksgiving Week, to those of you in the US! 

Here's a new video about Crescent Rolls that I made to celebrate. I wanted to share a tradition I have in my family, and share some thoughts about crescent rolls.

I like this video, and I hope you can tell that I had fun making it.

Behind the scenes facts (and some spoilers):

* I used 5 tubes of Pillsbury crescent roll dough in this video. One for the normal batch, one for the flat sheet, and three for the variations batch and horror batch. I had a 6th tube to try baking the whole tube still rolled up straight out of the can, but ended up not using it in the video for pacing reasons.

* I ate three crescent rolls during the making of this video. One from the normal batch, the triangle with jam that was shown at the end, and the folded one from the horror batch. To me, crescent rolls are texturally satisfying to eat when they are soft and gooey directly out of the oven, but otherwise not really my thing.

* Usually my color correction process is all about adding contrast and saturation to make sharpie colors look bold and appealing on notebook paper. But to get the subtleties to come out of the dough, I went for a soft, gentle vibe with lowered contrast and saturation. This was also to make the gentle parts of the video visually contrast with the higher contrast and saturation of the horror sequence.

* That one sequence took as long to edit as the rest of the video, but is totally worth it. Those kind of moments are the joy of video making for me. This is my art.

* I didn't use it in the video, but the horror batch baked better than I thought it would! On one face, I didn't stick the crescent roll eyebrows to the face well enough and they fell off during baking, landing perfectly as little horns, which I thought was kind of adorable.

* A commenter let me know that in Mexico crescent rolls are called cuernitos, or little horns, which is obviously correct.

* Looking back, I'm pretty sure the dough is actually supposed to be cut in isosceles right triangles, and you're supposed to unroll the sheet as squares instead of letting it stretch. There are many ways to linear algebra a triangle into an iscosceles triangle. Ah well, that can be the subject of next year's followup if I get that Pillsbury sponsorship!

I've added this video to the Thanksgiving Edible Math playlist, in case you want to revisit any from previous years.

🐌🐌,

Vi

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Crescent Rolls

Doing it right for Thanksgiving. Yes, the roll sacrifice is a real tradition in my family. This video was not sponsored by Pillsbury, but it WAS supported by viewers like you, on Patreon. Special thanks to Ray Sidney, Andew Romaner, David Perryman, Alan Boulton, Carol Hart, David A Smith, not lesia, and Yana Chernobilsky.

Comments

Kenny Tilton

Snail! I did not dare to dream! ps. We had the burnt biscuits tradition, but never got as far as sacrificing one to the oven gods. Nice touch. Of course we always forgot the biscuits, so never needed the sacrifice...am I overthinking this?

Chris Nolan.ca

Thanks for putting that together and vocalizing my biggest issue whenever we've made those before. I'm not a lone, I feel seen "less than three [which patron can't process]" Just to see if I'm not alone more --- if others try to change the shape of the triangle before rolling, do you worry that the grease you're leaving behind on the pan is going to alter the final product to, so you want to reshape it on a different surface, but then worry that the food product designers didn't include enough grease to have it still cook 'correctly' if that grease isn't at least 'near by'? Gah! The kids have made the bread-slug more than once, but thank you for giving it a name. The editing of the 'mouth' opening was superb, thank you for taking the extra time on that.

Chris Nolan.ca

what the heck... patron to 'ate' 90% of my post... oh, it was my "less than three" heart which I guess it didn't like

David Peaker

I enjoyed this immensely and also revisited mathed potatoes, matherole and the others. But something must have gone wrong with time, they can't be 11 years old, can they? Even Smarties is apparently 6 years old!

vihart

No you're right, something is definitely wrong with time. And somehow, in my mind, Smarties is older than the original Thanksgiving series, but still like, maybe 8 years old? Someone should give time a stern talking to, maybe it needs a time out.

vihart

I did worry about whether I should grease the pan first, especially as I was going to be making multiple batches on the same pan in the same day. And also about whether I should shape separately. I needed the pan to be a good background for filming, not covered in stuck dough bits. But one touch of the dough and I was very confident that the food designers were determined to give me a sufficiently greaseful experience

Perryman

Yay, another triangle video!!

ALKS

I've never seen these before as I don't think they're a thing in my locale, but to me the triangles look more isosceles if you think of the right angle as the "tip". In fact, if you were careful to not stretch the dough as you were unrolling it, they might be even more isosceles still. How close to symmetric would the rolls be if you rolled them from the long edge, instead of one of the short edges? Even if the current layout of cuts isn't bisected squares to make this work, it could be an alternate manufacturing solution that still works with right-angle-cut sheets of dough in the factory. Edit: Doh! I just noticed that you put this in the description here in the patreon post. I swear I checked the youtube description, youtube comments (skimmed) and other patreon comments first to try and check I wasn't being redundant. Sorry.

vihart

It's one of those things that does seem obvious in retrospect, of course a triangle can be both right and isosceles! It's good to see people commenting on it, because it's making me want to do a followup next year. I think that'll be fun.