Yes! Wait.. no! (Patreon)

It is getting ridiculous. Namjoon has been keeping an eye on Jeongguk ever since his suspicions started to rise, and he never thought he’d be hit in the face with just how obvious Jeongguk is crushing on Jimin.

He gets nervous every time there’s cameras on them, trying to stand between the two of them, trying everything in his power to make sure no suspicious homoerotic things happen for the public eye.

But at the dorm, it’s even worse.

He always regarded Jeongguk to be the distant one and Jimin the perpetrator of their.. weirdly touchy couch positions and painfully suggestive comments after a drink or two. But now that he’s really using his eyes, it’s always Jeongguk sneakily wedging between the members to stand next to Jimin, always Jeongguk giving Jimin the bait, to make it seem like Jimin is the more forward one.

It gets to the point where Jeongguk is lying on his stomach on the couch, complaining that his body hurts and he needs a massage as soon as Jimin is in his vicinity. And Jimin just gives into it with a chuckle, no idea how Jeongguk fully orchestrated it.

Namjoon just watches, not believing his eyes.

It’s not like he cares about them crushing on each other, it’s just that for the sake of the group he needs to establish some ground rules, especially when there’s cameras around.

He figures the best way is to get Jeongguk alone, and put him under pressure.

Jeongguk has always looked up to him, and he listens very well, so when Namjoon approaches him and asks for a talk Jeongguk immediately drops all his work and joins him in his room.

“You like Jimin, don’t you?”

He asks, cutting right to the case.

Jeongguk’s eyes widen in that cute way they used to when he just joined.

“As- as a friend.”

“Not as a friend.”

Namjoon states, because god damn, the guy is obvious.

Jeongguk is frozen in place, like a deer in the headlights.

“You’ve been hanging out with him more. Right?”

“Yes, but-“

“And you’ve been flirting with him.”

“Well, yes, but that’s just for-“

“And you have a crush on him.”

“Yes. Wait, no!”

Jeongguk’s face turns red, and he averts his gaze, laughing a little nervously.

“Really hyung it’s nothing. We’re just friends, the flirting is just us joking around a bit.”

Namjoon is unimpressed. He just blinks slowly, sees right through Jeongguk.

“Right. Well, just wanted to say I don’t care if you guys suck each other’s dick as friends, just keep it low-key in public.”