I love you, but there’s absolutely no way I’m doing that *does it anyway* (Patreon)

So, Jeongguk’s boyfriend is a lust demon. He’s accepted the fact. The thing is, said lust demon won’t have sex with him because he’s afraid he’d kill him. And that’s very kind, Jeongguk gets it, honestly. He does.

It’s just that, well, Jimin is a lust demon. And whenever he is in his true form, he is fucking irresistible. Which comes with the condition of being a lust demon. Made to lure people in and all.

So, Jeongguk is having a hard time. They are trying to find out a way for them to be together, but Jimin doesn’t want to rely on his old ways.

Jeongguk is fully unprepared when Jimin comes back from the library one day with the biggest smile on his face, his cute dorky glasses on, hair a mess.

“I’ve got it. I know what we have to do.”

“Really?”

Jimin nods and sits him down on the bed, all excited.

“You have to come at least 6 times a day for me.”

Jeongguk blinks, not sure if he heard that right.

“I have to what?”

“Come. I told you, I need to drink it to stay fed. I found that the amount I need to not starve is about 6 a day. Preferably more, but that’s the minimum.”

“.. but that- that’s a lot and- what if I’m not there?”

“Well, that’s why I bought this.”

Jimin grabs a little bottle, and turns into his real form. Jeongguk eyes it as well, it seems empty.

“What’s that?”

“You need to come in this, before you have to work. So I can drink it.”

Jimin is absolutely insane. Jeongguk looks at him with burning cheeks, while Jimin is just happily displaying the bottle, pushing it in his hands.

“Jimin, I love you, but there’s absolutely no way I’m doing this.”

Jimin’s black eyes droop in the saddest way possible, and he dejectedly takes back his little bottle and mutters a “sorry.”

So, the next morning, Jeongguk finds himself coming in a bottle.