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Classmate Rivals forced to do an Assignment Together (Patreon)

Published:
2025-01-01 19:07:45
Edited:
2025-08-26 10:51:46
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teca

NOT THE OMEGAVERSE ADDICT LOL

Bub 🫧

Can't wait to read it

Rosie

LMAO ITS SO STUPID I love it so much

julia

the BANTER ! ! ! seriously Rosie, you have to be the best writer of banter conversations I've ever read 😭😭😭😭

Rosie

It’s crack on crack

yen

the banter>>

Bub 🫧

And I love your crack 🤌🏼

Sedef

this was so funny will you finish it 🥺😩

T J

I’m invested!

Amelia Persona (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-08 04:00 lol, the 2 furries 😭🤣 Rosie, Im begging, this is too good. Please 💕💕💕💕💕
2025-01-01 19:44

rach

OH MY GOD I NEED THIS

Rosie

😭😭 thank you, I’ve had many such conversations and I feel like it needs to all be put in these type of stories hahahaha

Rosie

they’re so stupid

Rosie

Well! I actually have another one in my drafts and thought I’d post that one too this month, and then ask in a poll which one of the three (including the babysitter jimin au) you want me to finish first

Mimi

Ok, now that you shared it you have to finish it!

Rosie

Taehyung saying beforehand “make your character a traumatised werewolf” and jimin being like EEWW only for then Jeongguk to choose that exact character makes me cry

Rosie

🙏🏼😭😭😭 ahhhh

Nico || Goldenfiftytwo

"he must be winning an argument" I am absolutely SENT Rosie, i adore the humour in your writing it always makes me smile

Mergan

Oh my GOSH! More PLEASE!!

DarleneVampyre

Freaking amazing. Crack is amazing. Loves it. Needs it.

Sedef

thats totally fine honestly these are just so fun to read the ones on twitter too i lost count of how many times i reread them 😭

Rosie

Ahh that’s so sweet thank you 😭

Rosie

🫣🫣🫣 okay

Rosie

hahahahaha thank you 💕💕💕 I’m always surprised with what I came up with when I read it back

Mrs robinson

Oh if only you could complete for us. At some point. So so funny. They are beyond chaotic 🤣

bunbunkookie

Omg I’m invested this too good😭

Rosie

I want to!! It made me laugh so much

Rosie

Fleas will do that to u

Bub 🫧

I literally zoomed in on the jk's dp and then on the next panel jimin sent that dp lmao, I get you Jimin I get you😩

Bub 🫧

This is legit Soo good! From the banter to the crack I laughed throughout this. Thank you Rosie🩷🩷

chelsamels

This is beautiful, I wanna hear more about that flea bath 🥹🥹🥹😂

AgnesMae

This convo is hilarious 😭😭😭

Bernadette Andowa

NOOOOOOOOO……!!!! Rosy 😭… it’s new year’s. Why would you do this to me?

Lia Min

omg! it’s so good! I was so invested! 🥰

Bbq

😭😭😭

álex

I WAS SO INTO IT write more pls :(((( my bday its coming :(((

Jom

hahahahahhaha this is SO GOOD oh my god. I love the gcs and also the jikook conversation. Just comedy gold and ✨ romance ✨ all around.

mimilky

its new year i hope Jim gave Ian a flea bath already this is so unhinged i can't stop laughing 😭😭

Mimi

Sorry if that came off as aggressive lol. 😉

QueenJuly

Oh, I remember when you posted the Jacob screenshot on Twitter, I laughed so hard at that 😭 Jungkook is such a cute dork in this story, and I'm living for their back and forth! Ian and his fleas had me DYING, and Tae with his werewolf obsession was hilarious. Tbh, the whole thing is just pure comedy, whenever you write crack I know I'm in for some of the most unhinged (and therefore funny) lines and situations I've ever read, I'm obsessed. Also, someone please hold Namjoon's hand, seems like the poor boy heard about omegaverse roleplay for the first time just now.

Naw

himbo island! I cackled! Thank you for this amazing start to the new year!

Kimmie

But do Ian and Jim kiss kiss fall in love lol post flea bath? 🛀 🐜 🐺

Seaside Mommy SF

Omg I LITERALLY laughed out loud about “does he wear pelts?” and “He’s a werewolf, not a caveman.” Oh my god HILARIOUS. My husband actually asked what I was laughing at. I was all like “nothing . . . “ 🤣🤣🤣 Please please finish this! 🙏

sage ☉ ⊖ ⊜

have you heard of ..knotting - lmffaoo this is incredible, pls i hope theres more to come?

Ralew

Oooooh i so do Need more!

Jikook LOVE

THIS IS SO FUNNY AAAAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i loved this Jungkook he's such a cutieeeee what a great start to new yaar 🥹

IJimin_everyday

OMG dyingggg 😂😂😂. Also loved how Jimin wrote the porny spitting in mouth line that you gave him in another story hahaha so meta

anaya

NEED MORE THAT WAS SO GOOD RHEJGJKRG

anaya

yhe chemistry is so good ugh I missed reading ur stuff

anaya

jungkooks so pathetic

Lottie

I love their dynamic sm in this🤭 ur socmed aus are literally so good, ur so funny😭😭

Rosie

not at all 💕

Rosie

😳😳 right? He’s always relatable

Rosie

thank you 😭💕🙏🏼

Rosie

Ian deserves love

Rosie

They’re idiots😭

Rosie

It’s a new year present!

Rosie

hahahah okay okay

Rosie

🥹💕 they’re so stupid, I love writing groupchat shenanigans

Rosie

jim has to come around and help this poor werewolf

Rosie

Yesss I did a little wipwednesday of this once 😭 I love dorky Jeongguk so much it always fits so well because he is canonically a certified dork trapped in a hot body graced with literally every talent known to man I think a/b/o is such a great source to make fun of, because really I enjoy omegaverse but it also has this edge where it’s just kind of hilarious? like someone can smell slick that leaks out of your ass???? it’s just such great source of inspiration for banter like this I love going way too deep into these topics, bordering the weird part because that’s where it really starts getting fun to write So I’m so happy you enjoyed this 😭💕💕💕

Rosie

himbo island for real, just himbo’s in that chat

Rosie

Well, they’ll have to whether they like it or not? And who knows, maybe eventually Jim will come to love the fleas

Rosie

it’s true though if you think about it, it would be weird for werewolfs to wear pelts since they have fur themselves??? HAHAHHA sorry for your husband 🙏🏼💕

Rosie

Ian needs to knot someone to feel love 😩🎻

Rosie

I actually got so hyped rereading it like damn I was onto something dumb here

Rosie

jk is so dorky 💕💕💕

Ralew

And we love you for that!

Ralew

Please wee Need more dumb!

Rosie

LMAO yeah supg jimin MENTIONED

Rosie

THANK YOUUUUU SHDGSHDH

Rosie

thank you 🥰🥰 I love stupid AU’s

Rosie

😳😳 thank you babe, I will try to write more AU’s?

Jikook LOVE

ROSIE I NEED MORE I BEG YOU

Seaside Mommy SF

Something about the use of the word “pelts” cracked me up 🤣

QueenJuly

That was the perfect description of IRL Jungkook, I miss his silly ass so bad 😭 True, I feel like sometimes I'm so into a/b/o that I don't even question its laws and then I have to explain it to someone and think "it really is quite ridiculous" And we love you for doing that because it's so funny 😭

laura

jungkook is a loser fr but we love it please give us more 🤲🏻

Brulita

I just love ur AU's sooooo much 😭😭😭

Chrissy

Sitting here at 1am giggling at jk being so terribly pathetic in the cutest way possible 😭 this km dynamic is so cute

sparklymanda

i legitimately CACKLED out loud several times. please this is SO GOOD jimin immediately sending jk his own pic 😂😂😂😂 and the extra layer of ians thirst trap account, i love them so much!!! groupchat shenanigans are my fav

Rosie

okay more dumb 📝

Rosie

I miss him too 😭 Yeah I love a/b/o and it’s so hot when you’re turned on, but when you really think about it.. it’s insane 🤠

Rosie

loser Jeongguk slaps so hard

Rosie

💕💕💕💕💕💕

Rosie

silly guys are my specialty (I married one)

Rosie

Jimin was so quick to delete it yet Jeongguk still saw 😭

ARMY LM

OMG I NEED MORE THEY’RE PERFECT AAAAAAAAA

za🫶🏼

RACHEL... GIVE IT TO ME RACHEL JAEBAL

za🫶🏼

tae slow dancing, himbo island... this is art

za🫶🏼

also relating to all the taehyungs in your aus. what does that mean doc

hemdi

I loved this!! Their banter is everything. Would you ever complete this? 🥹🫶🏻

BunnyBear07

Okay I fucking died laughing when I saw jacob😭😭😭😭