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what the fuck are they doing

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“You’re big, for Korean standards.” 

Oh.

They’re.

Okay. They are talking about dick size.

He looks down at his cock, which does not look very big or deserving of praise right about now. “I’m soft.”

“Yeah but, even soft it’s pretty big.” 

He doesn’t know what prompts Jimin to then walk up to him and push his pants and boxers down— but okay— they did have more than a few bottles of soju each.

“Look.” Jimin stands right in front of him, soft cock lying pretty on his balls. “Yours is bigger.”

“Well we both knew that already.” 

He drawls. It’s not like they haven’t talked about dick sizes before in the group. And yeah he’s seen Jimin’s before in their 13 years of career. he’s not a dick virgin, so to speak.

So..

Why.

Is he staring?

There shouldn’t be anything arousing about seeing a soft dick, but his mouth waters a little as he takes in the shape, his dark pubes, that happy trail, those abs.. the nevermind tattoo, and then Jimin’s face. He’s got that soju blush, that half-lidded drunk stare, one of his eyes always goes a little extra lazy too, that long blonde hair falling prettily over his shoulders.

Just the two of them with their dicks out in the hotel bathroom. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Okay, he’s avoided most of this when he grew up in a house with six other guys, but he knows about the sword fight shenanigans and the dick measuring contests that went on at their place, they are a bunch of guys after all. He’s always removed himself from these type of nonsense situations.

However, Jimin’s got this stupid, drunk grin spreading on his lips as he inches closer, and Jeongguk is so drunk that he catches on a second too late and even though he clutches his hands around Jimin’s shoulders, their dicks brush together for a fraction of a second.

“Hyung—“

“Hah.” Jimin looks down. “The tips touched.”

Jeongguk doesn’t know what possesses him to look down too, can’t even breathe properly when he finds their dicks not even millimetres apart. 

They are way too drunk. 

Cause why does he chuckle? Nothing is funny about this entire thing but that same stupid grin curls on his lips as he looks back up. They really share one braincell when they’re this far gone.

Jimin curls his small, warm hands around his waist, chuckles as well when he slides them down to his hips and pulls him closer. 

Some part of his mind is telling him to quit this nonsense and push Jimin off, and the other part is shutting down when their soft cocks press together. 

He bites on his lower lip, looks down. The sight is almost.. cute. Like their dicks are snuggling between their bodies. And when Jimin moves his hips just slightly, from side to side, they brush past each other, feels so soft.

Does it register that he’s rubbing dicks with Jimin in the hotel room? No, not really. What does register, is that each time their cocks graze each other, it sends a little tingle up his spine. 

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BusanBros

I'm sorry, what?? how is this both hot and endearing at the same time?? 😭😭

Rosie

drunk stupid dick shenanigans

Ralew

They are being Jikook

Rosie

just brushing dicks casually after 13 years of being friends

Rosie

this is the dumbest thing I’ve seen my characters do 😍

bun's bum

BABE!! NO!! IM AT WORK!!!!

Rosie

don’t worry it’s… sfw?

Ally k

The way you had me laughing 🤣 i cant with these two drunk idiots

Pink Teddy

Yes indeed Rosie. Tell me more 📝📝👓

Rosie

right??? what is going on 😭😭😭

Rosie

they’re just— I don’t know, they are so drunk lmao

Miles_his_big_pecks_are_big

MY GOD WTH IS THIS?? ITS SO STUPID 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ro wth have you been smoking cuz I want some of that! 👀🤣🤣

Ker

True

Rosie

they are dick rubbing for no reason 🩷 lovely

HLo_OT7

…I’m listening

Grave

What the hell, sure (positive).

Rosie

one of them might get hard

Rosie

they’re stupid and soon they will be even more stupid

Nico || Goldenfiftytwo

ROSIE OMFG YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME DO YOU KNOW HOW OBSESSED I AM WITH FROTTING

Rosie

let friends rub dicks after a concert

Rosie

i was waiting for you 😌 i knew you'd get me

Katerina ✨

LOLLLL dick snuggling is not something I ever thought about before this Your ability to make me laugh and feel horny at the same time is a special talent

Rosie

it occured to me i don't write enough soft dick content

Grave

I love your big, beautiful brain, dude.

Rosie

dick snuggling 🥰 i love whatever is wrong with them

Nico || Goldenfiftytwo

Soft cocks are almost as fun as hard ones for real! You can just play with them, watch them flop out and oh oops what's this, are you getting hard from this dude? So many possibilities 😤

Katerina ✨

LOL I’ll have what they’re having- seems good to me

QueenJuly

In the roughly 15 years I've read all kinds of smut and kinks, be it in book or fanfic format, this is still the first time I've read "dick snuggling", what the fuck - you keep coming up with the most novel stuff, I love your brain

luli

this is so funny please, why can i picture this perfectly in my head and why does this sound exactly like something jikook would do? i'm cackling thank you rosie

Brandie

🤣🤣these bitches are gay

Rosie

i thought "frotting but then really drunk and stupid" just flaccid dicks kissing, you are welcome

Brulita

THE WAY IM READING THIS AT WORK AND TRYING SO HARD NOT TO REACT BUT AKDHAKDHAK

Brulita

IM LAUGHING SO HARD THEY’RE SO STUPID I LOVE THIS

Rosie

they're just dumb and drunk and a tad horny

Rosie

honestly love this type of stupidity so much

AgnesMae

Lmao Rosie what the fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kimberly

Why are you edging me and Jungkook right now 😩😩😩 i cant wait to devour this fic 💕🦋💕🦋💕

Francisca Cornejo

I just woke up and read this. Omg. So good, for real

Rosie

dicks snuggling

Chrissy

LMFAOO I love ittt. Casual dick snuggling horniness

Amelia Persona (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-08 04:00 I love this drunk Jimin 🤣🤣🤣
2026-05-12 14:43

bun's bum

😂😂😂😂😂

imanzz1

pls i can hear the stupid giggles😭🤣

Manu

oh i'm a sucker for your canon fics let's-fucking-goooooo

yen

sure jk “it’s cute” mhm right lmao

Mrs robinson

Oh i see just " testing" the softness eh 🤔😍

Lilo

Oh shit. This is so hot!! I won’t stop thinking about it 😩

Mergan

I don’t know where this came from or why it was written but it’s out there now and I need to know where it goes 🤭

Clo

This might be the most canon ? 😂

jac

rosie was actually there guys!

tera

hear me out....docking 🤝🏻

kdf333kdf is so behind on her patreon reading😭

🤭🤭🤭 guys be doing weird gay stuff so much and call it play. like do big boob gals sling their boobs at each other? seems like that would hurt. granted in school everyone got nipples pinched. titty twisters had no gender. but nobody was squeezing breasts (unless they were man boobs). i swear my boobs stay swollen and sensitive half the month cuz of hormones. it would be a fight if somebody did that to me.

max-e

SAME

moka

no but the way this would probably happen not even saying in a delusional shipper way but simply standard jikookery

Rosie

thank you 🫣🩷

Rosie

drunk idiots playing around like they’re frat bros

Rosie

he’s a menace and also his horny levels are through the roof

Rosie

honestly “all nighter friends but I don’t remember what we do half the time” just screamed for this possibility

Rosie

😳🩷🩷🩷 thank youu

Rosie

adorable dick snuggling

Rosie

😳😳😳 good

Rosie

the things guys do with each other when they’re drunk,,, my husband has a friend group and they are just so gay

Rosie

Jimin that moment: 🤩🤩 yippee

Rosie

hahahahah, if I have to believe the men in my surroundings even weirder shit happens

L22

my ears perked up like im a dog or smth

Peach

ohoho this is my SHIT something about the vulnerability of soft cocks is so hot 🤤

Allie t

Dude stop teasing me every Wednesday 😩

Rosie

😳 but it's— i shall rename it cockblock wednesday

Livia

??? !!! I’m on board🫡

Mimi

"hah, the tips touched" danger dangerrrr but in cute and drunk "every time it happens it sends a tingle" more dangerrrrr 🤭

Mimi

🙌🙌

Rosie

hahahah the ??? is so real what even are they doing

Rosie

hahahah exactly, jimin is giggly touchy and dagerous and Jeongguk is too horny to stop it

ana!

they're so stupid like 😭😭😭

Lana

I love what they have whatever it is