Get Out Your Protractors Out - What’s New @ the Table (Patreon)

Hey everyone! Austin here, pinch hitting for Janine this week. I was going to say "hopefully I'll finish writing this before the Dodgers and the Blue Jays finish this game up," but I think it's in hour five of play, so at this point, I don't think there's a risk of that.

Anyway, here's what's been going on around the Table this week!

"It's not just me, right?" "Might be." If a god (?) told you that your destiny was simply one 160 degree turn and an unspecified distance away, what would you do. That's the sort of thing that Team ABC (Antistrophe, Brontë, and Caoimhe) have to decide in this week's Perpetua!

Is that the power of the Pope? She's dangerous. As promised, Janine continued her spooky, seasonal streaming of WitchSpringR. Tune in if you want to see a dancing demon, the most creepily earnest boy in all of the Black Witch's Forest, and a machine that may or may not be the Pope's mech. And don't worry, she's planning on sneaking a couple more streams in before Halloween itself!

I don't think that eating any vegetables has an effect on human fertility. Jack and Sylvi were taKen by a strange mood and played a little Farthest Frontier on Twitch. I have two pitches for you based on the type of person you are. Normie: Pour yourself a cup of something warm and settle in for this comfy morning of village farming! Soil sicko: Crop Yield. Frost Tolerance. Heat Tolerance. Drought Tolerance. Rockiness Resilience. Weed Suppression. Grow Time. Impacts Fertility. Fertility Dependence. These are the sorts of stats that await you.

They wanna spend hours out in the grass doin' nothin'. In between talking about Pokémon Legends: Z-A, Absolum, and grief, we talked a little about what sets our era apart from others on the latest Side Story. Is it the constant gambling? The streaming video? The dissociative scrolling? Anyway. Video games!

Please Note: I was right. They're still playing the baseball game.