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NOAH RAW MOVIE REACTION (Patreon)

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2026-07-24 22:07:04
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2026-09-24 01:12:07
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I had a packed house for this video! I had a couple people stop by unexpectedly actually. After going through a few film options I decided to check out Noah. I have a lot of thoughts on this film and instead of typing them all down...you know the drill, check out the video! Hope y'all enjoy the uncut reaction!

-Adison

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Nya

Yayyy new vid dropped also Where is project Hail Mary?👀

ackelman

Interesting I haven't seen this movie so I will watch it for the first time with you. Also is Project Hail Mary still coming?

Dante

Brandon thinking Russell Crowe & Gerard Butler are the same mf is hilarious to me😭 when I was lil I used to do the same thing w Matt Damon & Mark Wahlberg #EDN #TheresOnlyOneDInAdison #LongLiveDre🙏🏼🤍

Dante

They needa drop that asap so i can cry over a DAMN ROCK all over again

Bianca Eze

Oop! I’ve only seen this movie once. It was cool but I’d rather watch Exodus: Gods and Kings (2014) over this tbh. Still, nothing beats Prince of Egypt!

avery_berko

ahhhh can yall continue the jaws reactions the movies get so better!!😊

Slime SLAT

Did yall not like project hail mary or somethin?

Jeremy

The fallen angels had children with human women and were punished for it, their children were called the nephilim aka giants, most were killed in the flood because that’s not what God intended.

NovusIgnis

Man I know ya'll gonna have some things to say about this one lol

Rocinate

Any update on PHM?

Brandi Myers

In the book of Enoch it talks about "the watchers". I don't know about them being rocks though lol

Dante

Its only right😭😭

Leon

ngl Adison now you need to get at least 6 mics for the just in case😭

Malachi Barnes

Noah infact did sin after the flood in Genesis 9:20–21 it's stated, "Noah, a man of the soil, proceeded to plant a vineyard. When he drank some of its wine, he became drunk and lay uncovered inside his tent."

Candice Batton

This was hilarious 😆 you guys reacted exactly how I thought you would. This film was so far from the scriptures it couldn’t even be funny so I concluded like you guys did this was just a sci-fi movie with a man named Noah. Honestly I can’t figure out which movie was more blasphemous Noah or This is The End 🤣🤣🤣

Hannel Pozo

But my thing is, how have yall never thought about this? If all of humanity was wiped out but Noah and his family, how else would we have multiplied? How would the animals have multiplied?

Opa Loki

If the two on the left (my right) never introduced themselves as kin, you can just tell, sheesh! Identical!

NovusIgnis

Right. Honestly I never had a problem with this concept though. Incest would present much less of a problem in the early days of humanity when our genetic code hadn't become as corrupted as it did. Even IF our DNA had become corrupted by then, if God willed for us to have children through incest for the purposes of repopulation, it would present no problem at all for Him to ensure that the offspring is genetically pure and diverse so that even within a generation, it would be like they aren't family in terms of risk.

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2026-09-07 16:00 Absolutely this one is blasphemous. I saw it once when it first came out cause I thought it was going to be legitimate, but no it turns out to just be a fake representation and designed to present a false gospel. It tries to add a lot of false conflict too, like for example the mate subplot. The Bible describes that it took over a hundred years for Noah to build the ark. His sons were already grown and had their own wives and I think even children by the time the ark was finished. There was no struggle to find them wives or anything. And like ya'll pointed out there's a lot of other blasphemy in the movie. The whole narrative that you gotta get drunk or high to talk to God, that the fallen angels were actually good for humans and God was in the wrong for punishing them, hell the reality is the movie is just an environmentalist movie in disguise. There's nothing Christian about it. When you think about what they're saying throughout the movie and what the conflict is, you Har the extreme left environmentalist take. That all humans are evil, nature is good, humans are wrong, everything is in balance without humans and humans are the only threat, so all humans need to die so ature can be at peace. That's what the whole movie is about!
2026-07-25 19:07 Absolutely this one is blasphemous. I saw it once when it first came out cause I thought it was going to be legitimate, but no it turns out to just be a fake representation and designed to present a false gospel. It tries to add a lot of false conflict too, like for example the mate subplot. The Bible describes that it took over a hundred years for Noah to build the ark. His sons were already grown and had their own wives and I think even children by the time the ark was finished. There was no struggle to find them wives or anything. And like ya'll pointed out there's a lot of other blasphemy in the movie. The whole narrative that you gotta get drunk or high to talk to God, that the fallen angels were actually good for humans and God was in the wrong for punishing them, hell the reality is the movie is just an environmentalist movie in disguise. There's nothing Christian about it. When you think about what they're saying throughout the movie and what the conflict is, you hear the extreme left environmentalist take. That all humans are evil, nature is good, humans are wrong, everything is in balance without humans and humans are the only threat, so all humans need to die so nature can be at peace. That's what the whole movie is about!

Absolutely this one is blasphemous. I saw it once when it first came out cause I thought it was going to be legitimate, but no it turns out to just be a fake representation and designed to present a false gospel. It tries to add a lot of false conflict too, like for example the mate subplot. The Bible describes that it took over a hundred years for Noah to build the ark. His sons were already grown and had their own wives and I think even children by the time the ark was finished. There was no struggle to find them wives or anything. And like ya'll pointed out there's a lot of other blasphemy in the movie. The whole narrative that you gotta get drunk or high to talk to God, that the fallen angels were actually good for humans and God was in the wrong for punishing them, hell the reality is the movie is just an environmentalist movie in disguise. There's nothing Christian about it. When you think about what they're saying throughout the movie and what the conflict is, you hear the extreme left environmentalist take. That all humans are evil, nature is good, humans are wrong, everything is in balance without humans and humans are the only threat, so all humans need to die so nature can be at peace. That's what the whole movie is about!

TT

Yikes. Scripture is contextual not literal. You can read Enoch to understand the symbolism of the rock creatures.

Not today

my daughter does the same thing with The Rock and Vin diesel. She swears The rock is the voice of groot

Dante

The rock & Vin is such a wild comparison thats cute😭 she sees the baldies thats what it is

Twee-G

Perspective is fascinating. I believe this movie was inspired by the Noah story and also metaphorical imagery of the highs and lows of men.

Jordan Geister

for brothers of the book you sure don't recognize the book of enoch and the sepii the falling angels cast out by god...

Jordan Geister

Your faith is surface level and I am agnostic. you keep bringing your faith up while you never act like good christians which tells me your aura farm game farm is real,

Jordan Geister

yall really need to brush up on your bible. bc the angels that fell to earth to help mankind were called the fallin

Jordan Geister

I already told ya you aint brothers of faith.... Its the book of enoch read the epic of gilgamesh... totally love how brothers treat faith like a company retreat. Read the epics of gilgamesh 2400 bc. I would appreciate yall stop using the book you know nothing about. to promote your content.

Jordan Geister

Did that woman just ask if talking to a rock angel was cap. That puts that up there with driving a woman through a windmill farm she said no wonder its windy here you got all these big fan farms.....

MattPalmer237

This movie has extreme gnostic undertones to it...those rock creatures were supposed to be the Watchers, obviously that is in name only because that's not even remotely close to anything scriptural. The Gnosticism shows through most with them, making them out to be heroes to Man, helping Noah...which couldn't be further from the truth. Their actions and offspring are what toppled the first domino that would end up causing God to send the flood in the first place. I love the cast, it's entertaining and well made...cool to see the ark and animals with a Hollywood budget behind it. All that being said, this might as well be a Marvel "What If" version of the actual story, biblically.

MattPalmer237

which then brought about the sin of Ham from seeing it and not helping his father, ending in God passing on the punishment to Ham's descendants, Canaan. We all know how the Canaanites ended up down the line....

MattPalmer237

exactly, they couldn't have been further from this version in the film. This is gnostic trash in my opinion, showing the Watchers as helping save humanity when their actions are what started the chain of events that would bring about the flood in the first place. To make it worse, showing them being restored back to Heaven when scripture tells us what their fate is...and it isn't back in Heaven at Gods side.

Koko_Rootz

Preach edn. Preach us the truth

Koko_Rootz

It’s just a movie guys

Peyton P

The watchers are talked about in the book of Daniel chapter 4

RedMango

Ok, as a christian myslef, its pretty obvious that this movies isn't 100% inspired from the biblical book of genisis, but instead from the Book of Enoch. There is a mix of both.

Carlo

Sound like Beowulf

Andrew Jones

They were aliens called the anunnaki. I don’t actually believe in the anunnaki and all that but that’s what the watchers were

Peyton P

Please react to the chosen tv series. I think you guys would like it

Les Rodriguez

Not all scripture agrees on the facts and in fact there are few "facts" as scripture relies on getting the pure narrative across as opposed to every little detailm

Les Rodriguez

It's so interesting to see fundamentalist Protestants responding to imagery like this when the majority of their learning comes from interpreting the new testament literally and the old testament somewhat more metaphorically but only in service of the new testament.

Les Rodriguez

The watchers are taught in the Ethiopian Orthodox Church. Which gnostic text dedicates itself to the watchers may I ask?