Sonic: Survival of the Weakest - Chapter 3: Underestimating the Opponent (Patreon)

The crowd kept chanting as the two hedgehog rivals stood across from one another in their white speedos; Sonic with his confident smirk and Shadow with his serious glare. 

It took a minute but eventually he as well managed a small smile though. The gravity of this situation was finally starting to weigh in on him. After all, a fight was a fight, but getting the chance to humiliate Sonic in front of a crowd was an opportunity one could only dream of. 

Sonic caught wind of Shadow's smile, which means he must have realized what was truly about to go down between the two of them.

"Alright. Glad you've finally woken up Shadow. Now then, let's see if we can make the best of a promising situation." Sonic sneered and zipped from the corner he was standing at.

Shadow didn't flinch at all. Sonic's overconfidence was always a tick that grinded at the back of his head. It made it all the more sweeter whenever he got in a good counter. 

"HAH~!" Shadow turned around and landed a swift punch right into the face of the blue hedgehog! He was coming in from behind but Shadow saw through it. Easily. "Not very clever. Were you hoping I'd suddenly become a complete idiot?"

Sonic shot back, spit flying from his mouth as he spiraled into the ropes. However, he had enough sense left over from the dizzying punch to position himself against the ropes so that his feet landed on them instead of his body. He didn't want any rope burn after all.

"Nope. Just hoping you were taking this seriously." Was Sonic's cocky reply as he shot off the ropes and blasted directly at Shadow again. 

The black hedgehog stood with his arms crossed and closed his eyes, dodging easily to the side as Sonic shot right past him.

The blue hedgehog repositioned his feet so that they landed on the ropes again and jetted off of them once more. Shadow did the same thing once again. 

This kept happening with Sonic bouncing around the ropes like a pinball and Shadow merely stepping to the side to avoid the attacks as though they were nothing.

"It seems like Sonic just can't seem to get a good hit in on Shadow." Vector shouted into his mike.

"Of course," Omega stated, "They're both super fast. How in the world does the blue one expect Shadow to not avoid these telegraphed attacks?"

Shadow eventually opened his eyes and reached forward once Sonic shot past him again. 

"Simple," Shadow began before swinging Sonic up and slamming him onto the mat. "He doesn't!"

"GAGH!" Sonic's eyes widened and he grabbed his head in pain, rolling about on the mat and shaking his butt this way and that as he tried to recover himself.

"Seriously?" Shadow rolled his eyes before he raised his foot and slammed it down onto Sonic's back. Sonic belted out a shout of pain and then slumped with his hands dangling over the edge of the canvas.

"Oh no. Looks like Sonic's in a bind already," Vector said. "I guess it's the tradeoff for being overconfident."

"Hmph. Naturally." Shadow said, as he raised his hand, ready to strike down at the hedgehog for a knockout karate chop.

That is until he heard Sonic chuckling. 

"Overconfidence huh? I can't believe you Shadow." Sonic muttered.

"Can't believe me? What does that mean?" Shadow asked, with a raised brow. "Attacking indiscriminately with highly predictable attacks? Of course that'd be perceived as the height of overconfidence."

"Exactly." Sonic said, suddenly slinging his hand up with one of the hammers from the crate that was over the edge of the ring. He swung it across Shadow's shin super hard and fast!

The crack against his shin made Shadow's eyes bug out in pain. He screamed and grabbed his leg, hopping up and down on one foot in front of the entire audience.

"WAAAAAAAAAH~! DAMMIT!" Shadow's scream made the children in the crowd in particular giggle. He was so serious before but now he was wailing like a baby. It was funny.

Sonic smiled as he got into a sitting position. "It's obvious that my behavior could be seen as overconfidence. Even to me. That's why I act the way I do. It makes it easier for the enemy to underestimate me. That's why I couldn't believe you fell for it so easily Shadow."

"Ah." Omega began. "Shadow never did take Sonic seriously whenever he spoke of fighting him. Not entirely anyway. Perhaps the blue one has a point."

Shadow stomped his foot to the mat and snarled at Sonic with tears ebbing in his eyes. 

"Aww. Gonna cry? Over that?" Sonic chuckled.

Shadow didn't answer that. Instead he charged at Sonic in a fit of rage, ready to kick his head clean off.

Sonic merely whipped out one of the huge glass window panes that was in the crate as well and watched Shadow's body go SPLAT against it! It was hilarious!

The crowd kicked up in laughter now. He looked like a nice flattened piece of modern art.

Sonic held the glass pane up and turned it around so that the audience could see Shadow's body, spread-eagled, and flat against it. His face smushed against the glass and his eyes were wide with confusion. Sonic then shook the glass pane a bit to get Shadow to slowly slide down it and eventually watched him slump to the floor with his butt sticking straight up in the air.

"Well, that was a doozy. The look on your face was priceless though." Sonic grinned, "They should make a card out of that."

Eggman sat with his arms crossed as he took in the scene before him. "Yup, it certainly pays to never underestimate your opponent. Ironically, this seems to be one of the pitfalls of someone who always acts the most serious in a battle. Shadow needs to learn to have a bit more fun." Eggman said that last line with a huge trollish grin.

Sonic tugged lightly on Shadow's tail, like a child playing with his dog. He couldn't help himself. He found himself giggling like a schoolgirl. He wasn't going to face this opportunity alone though.

"Hey everyone!" Sonic addressed the audience. "Wanna see me punt Shadow in his big round butt?"

"YEAAAAAAAAH~!" The crowd lit up with applause and anticipation. Sonic drank it all in, feeling himself getting excited by this as well.

The hedgehog shuffled back to the ropes and then shot himself forward, bringing his leg up for the kick!

'N-no...!' Shadow thought in his head, trying his best to clear his mind of the dizziness. 'I know he's coming... I can feel it! He's about to kick me...! I... gotta move...!'

Shadow's thoughts tortured him as he knew what he should do but was unable to do it. 

Due to that, Sonic's kick landed right in his butt and sent him hurdling across the ring, screaming like a baby!

"AAAAAAAGH!" Shadow flailed about, trying to stop himself but ended up getting caught in the ropes as they sprung out. He then was fired back at Sonic, flailing his arms and legs to try and regain control of himself.

Sonic used the momentum that was carrying Shadow to punch him right in his chin! Shadow fly up, now with his eyes crossed and a derpy smile on his face. The blue hedgehog chuckled, not done by a long shot.

"Glad I could be your opponent Shadow!" Sonic said as he jumped up high, twirled his body around, then slammed his feet into Shadow's gut!

"HAAAWGHK!" Shadow wheezed out as he was shot downward with Sonic's feet smashing him into the mat. When Sonic stepped off of him, the black hedgehog convulsed and flopped about a bit on the mat in tremendous pain.

"He looks like he took a huge pounding out there." Vector said in response to this.

Omega sat with his arms on the desk, not sure what to commentate. He'd never really seen Shadow looking so pathetic before. He might have been at a loss for words here.

Sonic stared down at Shadow as the audience cheered behind him. He couldn't declare the win since it was clear Shadow was still awake. He wanted to finish him with something neat though.

Before he could think of what, however, Shadow sprung to his feet and smacked Sonic across the face with a surprise sideways punch!

Sonic's eyes went glassy and he tumbled back in shock. He hadn't expected such a quick recovery.

Shadow panted and sweated, wiping spit from his mouth. 

"You asked for this. Now you'll get it." Shadow suddenly sprung at Sonic and landed several blows into his gut! The blue hedgehog made a ton of pained faces as the black hedgehog railed into him. Shadow then jumped and kicked Sonic so hard he made him bounce a few times on the mat before he landed in a heap onto his face.

Shadow was so angry that he found himself wanting to prioritize humiliating Sonic over defeating him. He reached over the edge of the ring and grabbed one of the laxative bottles. Shadow then rushed over to Sonic and unscrewed the cap, taking one out with heightened speed.

"Oh my! Shadow's about to make quite the turnaround!" Vector shouted.

"Indeed. Someone's going to brown their speedos in a bit." Omega observed this with keen eyes.

Shadow yanked the wobbly blue hedgehog up by his head and shoved the laxative pill into Sonic's mouth! He then covered his mouth up and made him swallow it.

"Aahahah! Poor guy. How about you give up now and save yourself the humiliation that's coming?" Shadow said this as he held onto Sonic's face. The blue hedgehog gripped Shadow's arm, struggling now as he tried his best to cough up the laxative pill. He couldn't do it though.

He found himself realizing that it was in his system now and that he'd have to deal with it as it came... but that didn't mean his original plan had to fail!

Sonic opened his eyes suddenly and shot his knee upward into Shadow's crotch!

"............gh...!" Shadow's face looked frozen in pain. His legs wobbled and he found himself letting go of Sonic's face.

That was all Sonic needed. 

Quickly, the blue hedgehog wrapped his arms around Shadow's waist while Shadow went to grab his privates. Shadow found himself suddenly being lifted into the air and then SLAMMED hard onto the mat!

"AAAAAGH!" Shadow's eyes crossed once more, this time with the pain radiating through him in a much more devastating manner.

Sonic yanked Shadow up and punched him repeatedly in the face this time. Over and over and over again until he stopped to get a good look at him.

Shadow looked confused. His eyes were wide and he looked like he was staring into nothingness.

"Aww. The baby doesn't seem to know where he is right now." Sonic grinned wickedly. He hated the fact that there was a laxative pill about to blow through his bowels in his stomach right now. He was going to have to make this a ten-fold situation for Shadow then.

Sonic grabbed Shadow at the back of his head and then slammed him down onto the mat!

Shadow laid there flat with his arms and legs laid out. He farted a bit but other than that, no noise came from him.

Sonic then reached over the edge of the ring and pulled out a baby bottle filled with formula. 

"Oh dear... this looks like it's going to be embarrassing..." Vector commented. Omega nodded in agreement.

Sonic grabbed the bottle of pills and dumped as much as he could into the bottle of formula. He didn't even really need to crush them or anything. They dissolved rather fast. It was almost as if Eggman made them specifically for this situation.

With that, Sonic turned Shadow over and set his head on his lap. 

"Time for your ba-ba~!" Sonic teased right before plunging the bottle into Shadow's mouth!

The black hedgehog's eyes were glassy and he could barely see Sonic at this point. However, he knew full well what was happening. He was being bottle fed in front of this entire stadium of people! 

NO! NOT HIM! NOT HERE!

Shadow began squirming his legs about in a panic but the formula kept going down his throat. He also wanted to go and nurse his crotch too but Sonic's hand was preventing him from reaching it.

He felt his sweaty face start to grow with heat as he blushed at the humiliation. His tears returned and he could hear the laughter kick up around him.

His heart skipped a beat when he heard the next comment from the audience.

"Lookit! He's peeing himself!"

Shadow scrambled to try and look down at himself but it was no use. He couldn't confirm it with his eyes but he felt the warmth of it spreading on his speedos and that was emasculating enough. 

His tears fell as his white speedos quickly began to yellow in the front. He didn't wet himself out of a desperate need to use the bathroom. He did it solely out of humiliation!

Sonic finished feeding Shadow the bottle and then yanked him to his feet again. The blue hedgehog looked down at Shadow and shook his head.

"It's my turn to say that I can't believe you Shadow, " Sonic began. "Were you always an un-potty trained cry baby?"

Shadow fidgeted and saw himself on the monitor behind Sonic. He was standing there, shaking, blushing, crying, with pee dripping down his legs. He looked like a toddler.

"... It... it's not... fair... I.... you-" Shadow muttered before Sonic grabbed his  face! Shadow quickly went to try and pry Sonic's arms away but couldn't and was slammed onto the mat again!

Shadow laid out flat and groaned in pain.

"Not fair? Weren't you the one going on about me being a disappointment? You looked so serious and cool at the start of this. Where'd that go?" Sonic said, lifting Shadow up and over his head. He put his butt out to the crowd and patted it in front of them. That got them all to laugh.

Sonic took his time suddenly twirling Shadow around like pizza dough over his head. With a nice big toss he flung Shadow into that hard as steel corner post and watched him flop to the mat like a wet sack.

Shadow didn't have time to recover as he was dragged to the center of the ring this time. Sonic grabbed his wet speedos and flung them down, revealing the naked front of the black hedgehog to the entire crowd. 

Flashes from the cameras went off a great deal when that happened, making this all the more embarrassing for him.

Sonic then reached over the edge and grabbed a nice white diaper with Strawberry Shortcake all over it. 

He lifted Shadow's butt and put the diaper underneath him. When he lowered Shadow's legs over the diaper, he powdered him down nice and slow. He was doing this as slowly as he could to get the audience to soak it up for one. But he was also trying to see if Shadow would eventually retaliate.

He didn't.

Shadow's eyes were half-open. He was drooling. He was twitching. He was destroyed.

Sonic sighed and taped the diaper onto him, sealing his fate.

The blue hedgehog yanked Shadow to his feet and slammed his fist into Shadow's gut!

Shadow lurched forward and turned into jelly, now slumped over Sonic's shoulder. Sonic kept punching him repeatedly and watched his eyes start to roll around in their sockets. He was seeing little birdies chirp and cheep as they fluttered around his head. He was smiling dumbly and singing a little song to himself.

Sonic found this hilarious and kept hitting him to see what else would come out of him. Eventually though, Shadow stopped saying things entirely. He just slumped in complete unconsciousness when Sonic hoisted him over his shoulder like he was his luggage.

"Hmm... something's missing." Sonic said.

And right as he said that, Shadow let out a LOUD fart that rang out through the stadium. It was followed by his diapered butt seemingly expanding as the mess in his bowels expelled and filled up inside of his diaper.

It was the most humiliating thing Sonic had ever seen! He was sure glad he only got one of those laxative pills and not a ton like he had bottle fed to Shadow.

With that though, Sonic tossed Shadow hard to the mat and watched him slump there with a full messy diaper, smiling stupidly with white, half-open eyes, and his tongue flopped out the side of his drooling mouth.

"The winner is-" Vector began before Omega cut him off.

"THE WINNER IS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!" Omega shouted as loud as he could. The audience cheered and snapped more photos, having loved that fight probably more than the other one.

Sonic dusted his hands off and looked down at Shadow as someone came in and dragged him off by his arms.

"Sorry Shadow. You're not on my level just yet. It's cute that you act like you are though. Hahaha. So serious for no reason. It's adorable."

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With Sonic and Shadow's match done, Sonic had decided he best hang around the bathroom for a bit. He had only one laxative pill in him but knew that when it kicked in it'd be a doozy.

The next match would be the grand standing match of the century.

A six-year-old bee versus a sixteen-year-old echidna. How strange.

Charmy and Knuckles entered the ring next, staring across from one another with wildly different looks.

"Hehehehe~! I feel so sorry for you Knuckles!" Charmy got into his ridiculous crane fighting pose. "This was the worst possible match-up for you!"

Knuckles rolled his eyes. "Sure kid. Let's just do this."

Rouge smiled and rang the bell.

"Alright. Knuckie versus Charmy," She exclaimed. "You can begin!"