Sonic: Survival of the Weakest - Chapter 4: Showboater Bee (Patreon)

Knuckles stood at one end of the ring with his Emerald Green Speedos on. 

Charmy stood at the other end with light blue speedos on... well, more like he danced about at the other end. He was shaking his butt around and swinging it back and forth with his fists raised up, putting on quite the show for the audience. 

However, the bell had rung so far be it from Knuckles to continue waiting for him to stop showboating.

With a swift rush forward, the echidna ended up smashing his fist upside Charmy's helmeted head!

Despite the protection, the bee's eyes went from gleaming with overconfidence to crossed and dopey as he smashed his chin right into the ropes below him and had his head bounce up off of it.

Knuckles then grabbed the bee by his head and flung him over his own head, slamming him down on his front rather roughly. 

Charmy came to a full rough stop on the mat and laid there with his butt wiggling a tad before it stopped as well. If anything, it was a nice wake up call.

"No more games kid. You and I are getting this over and done with." Knuckles said right before he tried to rush forward again, this time going for Charmy's feelers.

The bee, however, reached up and grabbed Knuckles by the arm.

"Try waiting a bit okay? Y-You just got me from behind. Cheap-Shot McStupid!" Charmy snapped and shot his head straight up into Knuckles's chin!

The echidna was about to respond with a comment about how Charmy was taking forever by dancing and showing off to the crowd but didn't manage to get it in before he was sent tumbling back.

"Seems Knuckles and Charmy aren't having the best of starts." Vector said, tightly gripping his mike.

"All the more to anticipate the ending with Mr. Croc." Omega threw in.

"Alright." Charmy huffed and puffed as he stood on his feet and tried to clear the cobwebs in his vision. "No more fooling around. Time I took this seriously. Sorry Knuckles but you're gonna have to continue on in this loser tournament. This is no place for a cool dude like me!" Charmy gave a flex of his tiny toddler muscles and had a nice sparkle shine in his teeth. 

Knuckles was well composed by this point and was about to charge again but by that time, Charmy had finally decided to act.

When Knuckles turned back to the bumbling bee brat, he was gone.

"Wha-? Whe-AAAAAAAAH~!" Knuckles let out a girlish wail as his speedos were hiked up his butt in a tremendous wedgie from behind.

"Boingy~! Boingy~!" Charmy laughed and teased as he bounced Knuckles up and down and all-around. He fly around the ring with the echidna dangling by the wedgie, not even bothering to watch out for the ring posts. In fact, he eventually realized that he should be aiming for those and promptly kept fluttering about to smash his face repeatedly into them.

Knuckles got his head smushed against the hard as steel corner posts of the ring multiple times as the bee flew back and forth from one end of the ring to the next.

"Whoa-ho! My boy Charmy's got a nice grip on those speedos!" Vector cheered, "Seems like Knux needs to find a way out of this one and fast!"

Knuckles, however, was only getting more and more disoriented with each blow he took. His eyes were crossed and he was drooling a bit, stars clouding his vision. Eventually, Charmy's latest SMASH into the corner post made Knuckles jolt so hard that the speedos came loose around his waist. Charmy flew back again and this time Knuckles slid out of the speedos and hit the mat on his face, bottom sticking straight up.

The crowd erupted into tremendous laughter. Knuckles here seemed to be sporting some hilarious Bob the Builder underoos. His cute little toddler briefs were on full display as the audience took snapshots to commemorate this situation.

"Embarrassing..." Was all Eggman had to say... he took several photos too of course. His scrapbook was going to have quite the workout when this was all done, that was for sure.

Charmy stopped when he realized he was only holding onto a pair of speedos. He held them up and giggled like the child he was before twirling them around on his finger. With a cool slide across his feet, he made his way back over to Knuckles and leaned down at him, a big toothy grin on his face.

"Missing these babies?" Charmy said, holding them to the dazed echidna's face. Once Knuckles got a clear shot of them though, he was able to ascertain where Charmy was. Quickly, he let his eyes travel to the left a bit and noticed Charmy's leg. He grunted and reached out to successfully grab it!

"HUH?!" Charmy was taken aback by that. He thought Knuckles would have been more dazed then that judging by how many hits to the skull he took. Charmy was about to do a slam on the echidna when Knuckles hoisted Charmy up instead. He swung him over and smashed him onto the ground again.

Charmy, being in the same position he was before at the beginning of the match, groaned into the canvas as his butt jiggled again. Knuckles didn't let that be it of course. He was furious now!

Knux kept his grip on the small child's ankle and swung him over once more, smacking him onto the canvas repeatedly like he was swatting at multiple ants on the deck of a ship with a broom.

"Knuckles is playing whack-a-mole with the boy. How indecent and positively wonderful." Omega's commentary felt particularly inspired now that he was watching the small boy get a beating.

The crowd winced with each hit that Knuckles made the bee boy take in with each smack onto the mat.

Eventually, the echidna lifted Charmy up, dangling him upside down and watched the now confused and dreamy eyed bee, drool with his tongue out the side of his mouth and his eyes flutter, fighting to stay conscious.

"So, still think this is a game? Or do you wanna showboat some more?" Knuckles asked, angrily.

"Wazzat? No more graham cwackers momma. I gotsa tummy ache..." Charmy muttered. 

Knuckles tossed Charmy up into the air, watched him tumble about in confusion before plummeted back down, and then swung his fist back.

"Uh-oh!" Vector got out right before a huge crunch was heard as Knuckles' fist socked Charmy hard in the face!

The bee flew right out of HIS speedos and sprung into the ropes before being shot back at Knuckles. The echidna wasted no time and pounded another fist at him, this time angling it downward so that he'd smash onto the mat. Charmy did indeed do that, but also found himself bouncing off of it, over the ropes, and landing hard onto the table outside the ring.

It was a catering table to be exact. Food stuff and fruit punch went flying everywhere as he was laid splayed out across it like a rag doll. Charmy really should have known better then to play around like that at the start but surely he had a better understanding of the gravity of the situation after that little mishap.

The bee laid out flat on the table with his butt sticking out for the entire audience to see, for the third time already. Only this time, his speedos were gone and the crowd was getting a butt load of his light purple My Little Pony briefs. They had all the notable ponies dawning it too. It was just too funny.

And indeed, it was enough to get the laughter going again. Cream especially thought it was hilarious given Charmy's character and how a girly pair of boys briefs seemed so out there for him.

Knuckles, meanwhile, didn't really care too much.

He climbed out of the ring and went on over to Charmy, dragging him off the table and dragging his body along the floor, leaving a trail of drool behind. The echidna then harshly tossed the bee back into the ring before grabbing Charmy's discarded speedos and putting them on to cover up his own undies.

"Charmy better recover fast or else he won't be able to retaliate from whatever it is Knuckles plans to do to him." Vector said, noticing Knuckles digging through the crates at the side of the ring for items. The echidna produced a bat. It was a nice wooden bat but... it was still a bat. That would hurt if you got hit with it, no doubt.

As Knuckles started to climb back into the ring, Charmy began stumbling back onto his feet finally. He got up, butt first, then wobbled about with his eyes crossed and drool ebbing at the side of his mouth.

"O-Okay... ch-cheap... real cheap but... I'm gonna win Knuckles. Haha! Should have... " He stopped to swallow some spit before continuing, "...should have finished me out there! The ring is my oyster... or however the expression goes!"

He was currently seeing two of Knuckles though. Because of that he could barely make out what Knuckles was doing. He blinked his eyes super fast to try and get his vision to clear but by then it was too late!

Knuckles was coming at him with the bat!

"AGH! NO WA-!" Charmy began before he was swatted hard across the face with the thing. It was hard enough to send his helmet flying and leave the bee twirling around like a ballerina. His unkempt hair was exposed now, which to Charmy, might as well have been a shameful wrestling unmasking.

"Ha. Best way to swat a bee." Knuckles grinned.

"Guhgh... HRGH!" Charmy stumbled a tad but then immediately got serious and bit down on Knuckles' arm.

"YAAAAGAH!" Knuckles screeched and reeled back right before Charmy booted him in the face to send him tumbling back.

The bee panted and sweated, barely managing to reach the corner post. He grabbed it and let out a tired breathe. "Gugh...hguh..."

Knuckles tumbled along the mat and smacked against the steel corner post while this happened. The bat also flung in the air and landed on his head! He slumped in the corner and began seeing stars as his vision blurred. That last hit ushered a giggle from the crowd too due to a wet spot appearing on Knuckles' stolen speedos as a result. He almost had the pee knocked out of him.

"They're both on the ropes." Vector stated.

"Yes. The echidna took a bashing to the head too many times while the bee took a smashing to the face just as often it looks like." Omega continued, "They're up and at it again. Seems like this is going to end with quite the desperate finishing moves from them both."

Indeed. The two of them were way out of it. Both of them had no way of knowing if they'd be able to win in their condition. Knuckles's pounding head and slower mobility due to all the shots he took from the corner posts and now the bat was draining him.

Meanwhile, Charmy had just taken rough smashes to the face by Knuckles's legendarily hard fists, as well as a bat to the same spot, and multiple slams on the mat that showed off his butt to everyone.

They needed to end this now.

"I... I promised you I'd win... y-you're going down now!" Charmy shouted and pumped his fists in the air suddenly. He rushed at Knuckles, intent on tackling him... and he DID!

Knuckles skidded back, his eyes wide with pain. 

"N-No... d-dammit... stupid brat... stay DOWN!" Knuckles snapped and grabbed Charmy by the waist. He managed to lift him up and smashed him onto the deck of the mat with a rough slam!

Charmy bounced off of it and landed on his feet only to tumble about in a daze. His eyes were rolling in the sockets now and he really couldn't see. Everything was so blurry!

"Y-you... d-dink I dunm...nog...gonna win...!" Charmy muttered, drooling a ton and pointing at Knuckles, trying to declare victory... only to immediately blush when he ended up farting really loudly! 

The audience was eating this up already but seeing Charmy's attempts to be intimidating fail due to his own body's built up stress was beyond amusing.

"St-stop... stop waughing!" Charmy demanded before he tumbled forward. "I... I dun... guhgh..." 

He was caught by Knuckles, who grabbed him by his arm.

"O-Oh.. th-thanks... g-guess this means you want me to finish you the right way. Standing up right and being super imposing and intimid-GUPOOOOOGGHGH~!" 

Charmy was in the middle of saying something stupid when Knuckles rammed his fist into the bee's gut. Charmy's eyes widened in tremendous pain as he grabbed his stomach, shaking all over.

His knees knocked and a wet spot started to trickle out on the front of his pony briefs and trickle down his legs.

"...n-no... I-I'm... peeing... all over... Twilight... she doesn't d-deserve... this..." Charmy muttered, wobbling like a limp noodle. He was literally only still standing because Knuckles was gripping his arm tightly.

The echidna grinned and made sure Charmy stood still. He then smiled and grabbed the bat again.

"Time I hit a home run." Knuckles sneered and then swung the bat!

The shots of the bee's face got captured on camera and were probably replayed in slow motion as his half-opened eyed daze turned into a wide-eyed look of pure pain as he was swatted with the bat so hard that his wet undies were left behind this time.

He flew out of the ring, soared over the audience (who had to duck because he was leaving a pee trail behind), and went splat against one of the big jumbo-trons!

His face was smushed against it. The camera was showing a big image of Charmy's cross-eyed smushed face to the crowd as he slowly, slid down it and eventually fell off of it, landing hard into a snack cart of popcorn.

He laid there with his eyes rolling, his mouth hanging open in a stupid happy smile with his tongue out, completely naked. The guy in the kart wanted Charmy to leave it before something bad happened but he saw the pee seeping down the kart and decided to just lightly kick it down the aisle... he wasn't going to be selling that now.

The cart, however, went down the steps leading back to the ring and eventually crashed and fell apart in a heap on the ground, leaving a wet, naked, and unconscious bee on the floor, surrounded by piss stained popcorn and sticky drinks.

"He's... demolished." Vector muttered into the mike. It was barely audible over the crowd's cheering.

"Destroyed." Omega said, "Positively destroyed... but they were both on the ropes. That was the closest match yet."

Espio sighed with his arms crossed. "I shouldn't be surprised."

Cream clapped her hands. "You did your best." She didn't want to be too mean to him. That embarrassing display was caught on tape for generations to come after all.

Knuckles decided to give Charmy his due though. He went on over to the unconscious bee and rolled him over with his foot, letting his hand flop down at the side of him. With his foot on Charmy's stomach, the signal to his victory was already given. They didn't even need the three count. Eggman didn't even care about that. He just wanted them unconscious really.

The echidna then raised Charmy's legs and put a diaper underneath him. It was a pink diaper with the MLP characters on them. Knuckles figured Charmy would appreciate that at least.

The bee was powdered and had his new wrestling outfit taped onto him, right before a short frilly shirt was put on him. 

Knuckles then grabbed a pacifier, dipped it into the liquid laxative bottle, completely coating it in the stuff, and then shoved it into Charmy's mouth.

The bee unconsciously began sucking on the pacifier, completely unaware of what just happened.

"Dancing when the fight started. Raving about how you were sorry I was going to fight you. Saying stuff about how you were sad this tournament was going to be over for you so quick... yeah... maybe DON'T do that next time." Knuckles said before turning and walking off, dropping the bat onto Charmy's body. 

It landed with a thunk that made his body jerk and stop moving again. 

He got his wish though. He was continuing on in the tourney.

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"Poor Charmy." Cream watched as Charmy's body was dragged back to the infirmary. "That was really brutal."

"Yeah well, we ladies have more class." Amy said as she went into the ring with Cream. "We can put on a good show without being SUPER violent. Right?"

Cream turned to Amy and nodded. "Oh yes. Certainly."

Rouge chuckled as she rang the bell. "Next fight, Amy Vs. Cream." She said before whispering to herself. "You two truly underestimate the power of the modern day catfight... you'll see soon enough though. This is gonna get rough."