Sonic: Survival of the Weakest - Chapter 6: Psycho-Ass Kicked (Patreon)

It was go time. The last match of the first round has officially begun.

Silver stood in his purple speedos while Espio stood in his yellow ones. As usual, the two competitors were having an epic stare down before their wrestling bout was to start.

"Thank goodness you didn't decide to wear white speedos," Espio began, "You'd look like you were naked."

There was a bout of laughter from the crowd at that. Silver blushed but smiled and rubbed the back of his head.

"Haha... w-well... you know... that goes the same for... well... no, I guess I'm  one of the few here who doesn't have a different colored chest... Oh wait, Shadow! If he wore black speedos..." He trailed off. He was barely audible over the chuckles anyway.

Plus, it was clear he wasn't good at comebacks. So he went for a cheap shot.

"So when Charmy spanks you, do you call him papa?" Silver blurted out.

Espio charged right at Silver the instant that insult to his pride reached him. With no trouble at all, he fired off a hardened kick straight for the hedgehog's face.

However, Silver managed to duck back a bit and grabbed at Espio's leg. While it was stretched out he grinned evilly and gave the chameleon a nice punch right where the sun don't shine!

Immediately, Espio's pissed off face turned a comical cross-eyed, "O" shaped mouthed, look of intense pain. The chameleon tried to hop on one foot to back away from Silver but due to the fact that the hedgehog was still holding his leg, it was pretty useless.

"I thought ninjas were supposed to be cool headed." Silver slung Espio up and slammed him down onto the mat! 

"HUUGK!" Espio let out a wheeze and his butt flopped down onto the mat. Silver giggled and took gleeful pleasure in sitting down on Espio's back.

"Holy moly," Vector began. "Another upset for my boys. Sheesh. If they already weren't in dire straights it's becoming ever more apparent that they have a lot to work on from this."

Espio grumbled and drooled a bit, laying on the mat, and listening to Vector's denouncement of his abilities. He always liked to show off his ninja power and it was never really all that impressive whenever Vector was concerned.

That said, it wasn't from a lack of respect. He just wasn't easily swayed. It was partly because of this that Espio's respect for Vector formulated so well.

Enough about that though, Espio was screaming like a little girl now because Silver was spanking his butt. How lame!

Yes, the white hedgehog, when sitting on Espio's back, poked at Espio's bottom and yanked on his curled tail a tad before flinging his arm up and swatting his behind like there was no tomorrow. It was a glorious site the see, considering that spankings weren't something you'd see ninja's get all too often.

"OOO! AAAH! AOOOHHH!" Espio teared up and flailed about on the mat, trying to jerk Silver off of him but found he was unable to do so. 

"And because I'm sitting on your back, when you pee yourself, it won't get on me." Silver chuckled.

"The chameleon is making me feel embarrassment for him," Omega stated. "I am a robot, so that's quite the impressive feat."

Espio needed to think of something fast. The only thing he could think of was utilizing his invisibility... but doing that required he not be brought out of it without striking hits making him vulnerable. And Silver's spankings were hard.

He'd just have to do it in-between spanks then. And that's what he did.

Suddenly, Espio was invisible and Silver was slightly confused that the butt he was wailing on was no longer in front of his field of view. It was strange though, considering he still felt like he was sitting on Espio.

Before his mind could register that this was one of Espio's tricks, the white hedgehog got a bludgeoning strike to the back of the head with Espio's punch!

"HAAAAAAGH!" Silver flung forward and fell right off of him, smacking onto the mat with his bottom sticking up now.

Espio stood up, looking rather calm and composed... which was an impressive ruse because, in actuality, he was pissed.

Espio grabbed Silver by his tail and lifted him up a bit before he swatted the white hedgehog's butt several times over and even harder than what he got!

"AAAAHGHH~!" Silver began to kick out at Espio when he felt the pain come, which prompted the chameleon to jump back and land in a ninja stance on one of the corner posts.

"You'll regret that." Was all Espio said as he watched Silver get up. 

Silver panted a bit and grabbed at his bottom, dancing about in a childish tissy over his comparatively much shorter spanking. Espio's butt was still heated too but he was disciplining himself by not rubbing it.

Plus, it would get in the way of his revenge!

Espio shot off the corner post while Silver was doing his toddler "I Just got spanked" dance and sliced off his speedos!

Silver yelped in surprise when he felt the flimsy guard around his waist split off and flutter to the floor, revealing his Thomas the Tank Engine Underoos to the entire crowd. 

"Aww~!" Amy said in the stands as the entire audience began to laugh their brains out. "He's got such cute undies. That's adorable."

Silver blushed and began sweating a bit, looking around for Espio. 

"DAMMIT! Where the hell did you... go...?" Silver blinked and felt a presence behind him. He slowly turned his eyes around and found his target, right below his butt with a kunai pointed at him.

"Saw this move in an anime once." Espio shot up and...!

POINK!

"YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAGGGGGGH~!" Silver shot up from the ring, grabbing his bottom and crying out a flood of tears. They sparkled in the air amidst all the camera flashes going off at once.

"Apparently it's called 1000 Years of Death," Espio said with a grin. "Not very classy but appropriate for the setting we're in."

Silver smashed onto the mat and immediately squirmed about with his bottom sticking up. He got onto his legs but felt the pain come back and immediately grabbed his stinging behind before falling onto the mat, flat on his cheek and letting tears spill from his eyes.

"Y-You... bastard... why... up my butt..." Silver spoke as though he were gaining a brand new chipmunk voice. It was hilarious.

Espio smiled and then sighed. "Alright. Time I ended this."

Vector smirked. "Oh? He's decided he's had enough eh. Guess it's over then." Vector said sitting back in his seat.

"Eh?" Omega didn't understand that response. Why go from disappointed to so sure he was going to win so fast?

Regardless, Espio had decided it was time to get this over and done with so he shot at Silver with blinding speed... only to get stopped in his tracks when the angry white hedgehog turned around and froze him on the spot with his psychokinesis! 

Silver was on one knee with his hands out, panting and sweating, with a blush of embarrassment on his face as well as a mean angry grin.

"You've really made me look stupid. I wasn't planning on using my psychokinesis for this but screw it," Silver panted. "I can't lose to someone who gets pranked by a toddler."

Espio was stuck in Silver's powers and made angry grunts of frustration as he tried to move out of it.

"Well, this is unprecedented. I'm astonished you even have the ability to do this considering how dumb you are." Espio got one good jab at Silver in before the white hedgehog flung him across the ring and made him go SPLAT against the corner post.

Espio groaned and his eyes rolled as he slowly slid down it before he was lifted by Silver's powers again and made to smash into the commentator's table where Vector and Omega were, and then against the bell, and once more onto the mat. 

Espio's eyes were rolling in their sockets as he groaned in a heap on the ground. 

"Yeah well... I can channel my power through my hands too, so that helps..." Silver said, responding to Espio's earlier insult. He then began to lift Espio up and slowly began spinning him around like he was strapped to a wheel.

"AAGH! S-stop..." Espio snapped.

"Make me." Silver said, sticking his tongue out at him and straightening Espio out. He started to remove Espio's speedos and showed everyone his Samurai Pizza Cats briefs. Then he made Espio shake his butt at the crowd and dance like a toddler trying to look sexy.

Everyone was having a blast watching Espio be forced to do all this humiliating shit. 

Espio grunted with anger before he looked back over at Vector.

The crocodile sat with his arms behind his head, still smiling. 

Despite his humiliating position, it made Espio smile too.

"You've lost." Espio said, suddenly.

"Huh?" Silver looked confused, "What do you mean I've lost? Look at you."

"I'm well aware of my position but are you aware of yours?" Espio grinned.

Silver blinked before suddenly feeling a bit odd. His stinging behind was still bothering him but surely that was just the after effect from the spanking right. Silver reached around and felt his butt only for his eyes to widen.

One of Espio's shuriken was stuck in his briefs.

"Exploding shuriken star." Espio smiled.

Silver exploded.

The white hedgehog flung straight up into the air, screaming as the shuriken had blasted hard into his body. His briefs were still on but they were dirty and tattered a bit, as was his body. Silver stumbled down and managed to use his powers to lower his descent onto the mat more comfortably.

He stumbled for a bit before looking over at Espio... and he was gone!

"NO! WHERE-?" Silver looked around only to get a painful rocket punch to the gut!

Silver's eyes widened and his body was forced to sink over Espio's fist. Silver's butt shook, then let out a loud fart, then turned brown in the back before expanding a bit...

"Did you... did you seriously just mess yourself from that hit?" Espio snickered, "I suppose it was quite the rage filled punch."

"...How...how did you...get the shuriken in my undies...?" Silver was crying again, his voice fully squeaky.

"It was when I jabbed the kunai in your bottom. I stuck the exploding shuriken in there as a follow up." Espio said before grabbing Silver and slamming his face into his knee!

Silver stumbled back with his drooling mouth hanging open and his eyes rolling in his head now. He was dizzy and disoriented now.

"As if I was only going to do one thing to you while I was behind your back. A ninja is full of surprises." Espio said, zipping over to Silver and grabbing his body. He bent Silver in a painful twist that made him scream like a girl before he was slammed onto the mat again.

Espio watched Silver's body tumble before the hedgehog struggled to get back up, the mess in his undies sagging and smelling rather fowl, even to him.

Silver turned around and looked panicked when Espio had vanished again.

"Oh God no! Please n-HURGH!" Silver was cut off when Espio was suddenly behind him with his arm around Silver's neck, choking him.

"You've messed yourself quite hard," Espio stated matter of factly. "It's almost impressive that your prediction that I'd pee my pants was so backwards."

Silver kept struggling in Espio's hold, wanting out of it so bad! 

"I-I give...! I give up! Just l-let me go! Don't knock me out!" Silver pleaded as Espio held him close.

"Calm down. This will only hurt a little." Espio said, raising his palm. "A second after this lands, your body and all it's functions will shut down. Nighty night."

"NOOOO~! HURK~!" Silver screamed right before Espio pinched his neck. Silver's body immediately went limp and fell over. Espio caught the hedgehog under his arm and let the hedgehog dangle in complete unconsciousness before a wizzing sound was heard.

He was wetting himself now.

"It happened too fast. I wasn't able to get the diaper on him before the loss of bladder control kicked in but oh well." Espio carried Silver along with him to the center of the ring and flung him down. He then went over to the ring's edge and gathered up the baby items.

"So you knew he'd win?" Omega asked Vector.

"Not exactly. I just had a really good feeling he would when I saw him looking at me," Vector chuckled. "He has a lot of internal respect for people who can get the job done. That includes himself. He wasn't going to stop until it got done."

Espio dusted off his hands and looked down at the sleeping form of Silver the Hedgehog.

He had on a nice white diaper with a blue trim and blue stars all over it. He had a baby blue pacifier around his neck, blue mittens, and a baby blue bonnet on his head.

"Phew. There." Espio dumped Silver's briefs into the nearby garbage can and walked off right as the white hedgehog was dragged off by his arms to the back.

Rouge rang the bell and laid back in her seat. "Looks like Mr. Psychokinesis just got his Psycho-Ass kicked. That's a wrap for Round 1 everybody!"

The crowd cheered loudly and began to head off to gather snacks and take a nice bathroom break, for them it was only really getting started.

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Eggman sat on the bench, counting his money as he looked at the results.

"Hrmgh... Interesting outcome for Round 1." Eggman muttered to himself as he set the stuff down.

"Does this hinder your plans in anyway?" Orbot asked.

"Never you mind about the plan right now Orbot." Eggman said, quickly. "Try and stay focused on the fun."

"....? Okay...?" Orbot scratched his head.

"I'm having a blast." Cubot said as reassurance.

"Yes, of course you are," Eggman smirked and set the money aside. "If you must know though, it doesn't really matter WHO wins technically. Readjustments will have to be made depending on the winner or LOSER I guess we should call them but it won't be anything drastic. Nope. For me, it's smooth sailing ahead. AHAHAHAHAHA~!"

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"That's an odd chart." Amy said as she stood with her arms crossed next to Cream as they looked at the next match-ups with everyone else.

Match 1: Tails vs. Shadow

Match 2: Charmy vs. Cream

Match 3: Silver vs. ???

"Silver's still fighting someone but it doesn't look like we're going to be told who just yet." Amy said with a worried look on her face.

Cream just stared at the match-ups and got pumped. "Not to worry. I won't have anything to worry about anymore when I win!"

"That's the spirit Cream!" Amy said, in full support mode now that the spirit of angry competition had worn off them both.

"How's it feel being a loser Shadow?" Sonic grinned. The black hedgehog snarled and blushed, looking over at Sonic with an intense glare. All the losers were still in their diapers and baby outfits. They had to wear those into the next bout, no questions asked. Even if Shadow had a comeback ready, it wouldn't have landed in a way that mattered.

"This stinks..." Tails muttered in an angry, annoyed huff. He sat in his diaper with his arms crossed. "I'll dominate in the next round. You'll see! I'M NO LOSER!" Tails snapped and shook his fist at the crowd outside, only getting a round of laughter and some "Aww~! He's so cute!" comments back. 

It made Tails blush and huff in an even cuter babyish tantrum that made him toddle off.

"Either way, things have only just started. Let's see what Round 2 has in store for the babies eh?" Chip shrugged.

"I swear to God if you call me a baby I'll-" Charmy snapped before Knuckles butted in.

"You'll what? Wet your diapee?" Knuckles asked with a smirk.

"YEAH! I'll wet my diapee! Don't think I won't do it!" Charmy snapped... then blushed and snarled at Knuckles with contempt.

"Alright! The second round is about to start people! Take your places!" Rouge shouted.

Tails and Shadow looked at each other, nodded, then headed out.

They tried their best to strut up to the ring looking as cool as possible... but with Tails wearing a pink diaper with teddy bears all over it and Shadow wearing a Strawberry Shortcake themed white diaper, it wasn't happening.

The two of them stood there, blushing in humiliation, staring at one another from across the ring.

"And now, Round 2, Match 1... begins!" Rouge struck the bell.

It was on!