Simon Loses to Alvin! (Patreon)

 Simon and Alvin have had enough of each other. It was time to finally go at it. They were going to settle it in the ring! They got a nice boxing ring rented out and invited an audience to come witness the other's humiliating fall. The loser would be put into a diaper in front of everyone!

Simon lost.

The nerd hardly ever gets the chance to win. Such is life.