Tails: The Substitute Teacher: Lesson 2 - The Code of Conduct (Patreon)

Tails strode confidently back into the room the next day. 

How that was possible was anyone's guess. You don't get as embarrassing as what happened last time to him, that's for sure.

"Hello class." Tails smiled and patted the papers down onto the desk in front of him. The class looked on in confusion. He seemed a little too peppy.

No one answered back. A few had some smiles on their faces though, thinking it was great that he didn't run off like their last teacher. 

What fun.

Eventually, after looking through the students, Tails held up his sheets of paper and waved them about.

"From now on when I greet you with a polite good morning welcome, I expect to get one back," Tails began. "These sheets of paper I have in my hand here is called the Code of Conduct. They're basically the law of the land in my classroom."

"... What's on it...?" One kid asked, feeling a tad uneasy.

"Glad you asked, my dear young student." Tails said, still postulating as though he were significantly older than them when it was only a few years.

The fox held the paper out in front of him with a wide grin. 

"Disciplinary rules are listed here and if they aren't followed, there will be consequences I'll have no choice but to enforce upon you. Rule number 1 will be, no talking during my lesson unless called upon for an answer. Rule number 2, is to treat me with the utmost respect at all times by referring to me as "Sir" or "Mr. Prower". Rule number 3 is no rough housing, getting out of your seat without my permission, or causing a ruckus. Rule number 4, no cursing. Rule number 5 NO SPIT BALLS!"

That last one he emphasized greatly. The texture of a spitball was still gross enough that he couldn't get the feeling out of his head.

"There are more rules than that but they can be covered a bit later. I just wanted to make sure the basics were said to you before we began the lesson. We don't have a lot of time to go through them all considering how... backed up we are after what happened yesterday."

Backed up as in, barely anything was taught because of how "early" class had to end for him...

"Any questions before we officially begin?" Tails asked, looking rather smug.

One boy raised his hand.

"Uhm... what are you going to do if we break a rule?"

Tails sneered and held up a remote. He pressed a button on it and in came a large chrome robot!

The kids all looked at him with wide, bugged out eyes, stunned by what had just happened!

It was a large robot that looked like an teacher, only more bulky and with weird glowy yellow eyes. It stood with its hands against its hips like it was posing for a magazine or something. 

This was... amazing... but also really scary!

"This guy's name is C.A.D.A or Conduct and Discipline Administrator. In other words, he's the guy who'll give you guys a nice hard spanking should you break any of these rules. I cleared it with the principal and he cleared it with the parents. I'm totally allowed to do this. So let's have fun."

Tails grinned, a twinkle in his teeth. He had them.

The kids all looked rather downtrodden by that. 

It was a cool looking robot but it was there to be the thing that spanked them should they got out of hand. Not the best way to meet a metal counterpart.

"Don't look so glum kids. He's not just here to be the Discipline Administrator. He's also here to help me teach you about the joyous wonders of Science! Won't that be fun?" Tails grinned and pointed ahead, like a true nerd.

He turned and began writing on the board before facing C.A.D.A and clearing his throat. "Now C.A.D.A, would you please be so kind as to analyze the equation on the board and write the answer down."

"Yes. Miles Prower." The robot said, turned to the board, scanned it, grabbed the chalk and scribbled down the answer. "Complete."

"Ta-Da~!" Tails posed for the crowd. 

The kids were taken in by how cool the robot looked but they still could care less about Tails's attempts to interest them in science. No one cared.

One of the boys in the class saw Tails's remote on the desk and smiled to himself.

He raised his hand.

"Oh! Mr. Prower! May I try and answer the question this time?"

Tails turned super fast and grinned. "Yes you may!" He was happy that one of them finally was willing to give this a shot.

The boy sauntered up to the board... looked at the equation... then at Tails's smiling face...

Then he reached for the remote!

Tails, however, grabbed the kid by his arm before he could nab it.

"Ah ah ah!" The fox waggled his finger. "Don't think I didn't anticipate that one of you might try and come up to the board to grab the remote. It wouldn't do you any good anyway since I'm the only one smart enough to use it. You'd do well to educate yourself but it doesn't seem like you wish to do so I'll bet." Tails said, his happiness that it would be a kid who wanted to learn drifting off and being replaced with a smugness at having been prepared for the worst.

The kid in Tails's grasp grunted a bit. "Ow... that hurts..." He whined.

"Yeah, well too bad. I told you that this isn't going to run the way you think it will anymore." Tails snapped at him this time, wagging his finger in front of his face to emphasize his teacher mannerisms... as well as the point he was trying to make. But more so the fact that he could behave like a stereotype of a teacher.

As he did this, C.A.D.A analyzed the scene. He scanned Tails and saw him gripping the kid's arm and how pain was emitting from the child.

"Rule Breach! Rule Number 3 broken! Administering punishment!" The robot shouted.

"Oh? Rule Number 3?" Tails smiled. "Why that would be no rough housing, getting out of your seat without permission, or causing a ruckus...? Well he didn't cause much of a ruckus just yeee-HEY! WHAT THE-?!"

Tails flailed about when the robot, instead of grabbing the kid, grabbed him instead!

"What are you doing?! I'm not a student dummy!" The angry fox kid squirmed in the robot's grasp.

"Rule Breach! Rule Number 4 broken!"

"No cursing? That wasn't a curse you Donut hole! Put me dow-OW!" Tails whined as the robot grabbed his arm and held him up while using it's other arm to lower Tails's pants.

"EEEEEEK!" The fox blushed when he tighty whities with the dark blue elastic and pictures of Wolverine from the X-Men plastered all over it were exposed to the students. "NO! LET ME GOOO! STOP!"

The kid at the desk smiled and managed to successfully grab the remote now that Tails wasn't in his way.

"Ohhh~! This thing is cool~!" He said, admiring it.

"NO! Put that down~!" Tails shouted as the robot held him in one palm of its hand while hoisting Tails's butt up just enough for the class to get a nice good view of it.

They were all smiling again. Some were full on laughing as they knew what was about to go down.

"Disciplinary action administration!" It shouted right before it began to rain thunderous blasts of hard robot spanks onto Tails's round behind!

"AAAAAAAAH! NOOOOOO~!" Tails teared up, squealing and shaking his head about as he was spanked like a toddler in front of his students.

"Hmm... what does this button do." The kid with the remote pressed the button and watched as the spanking was kicked into overdrive. Tails was being spanked even harder and faster now! Turbo Spanking!

Each spank made Tails do a goofy wince of pain. His teary eyes crossed, his teeth gritted, he curled and uncurled his fists. His tails even sprung up when he let out a loud fart. 

That did it. It really made the entire class just burst into laughter. What an embarrassing display. The lesson didn't even get a chance to start this time.

"What does this thing do...?" The kid with the remote played with it a bit more, eventually hitting another button. 

C.A.D.A flipped Tails into the air and made him twirl like a flapjack that had just been tossed by a spatula.

"WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! GAAAAAH! GONNA BE SICK~!" Tails screamed as he kept flipping in mid-air before he fell and landed on his desk... doing the splits!

Tails's face froze in abject pain as his mouth hung open and his eyes remained crossed.

The kids even winced. It looked so painful.

The kid with the remote pressed another button and got the robot to snatch Tails up by the back of his briefs, yanking him up and down in a continuous bouncing wedgie.

"WAAH! AGH! AAGAH! GAAAH!" Tails flailed about as his tears flew about the place. 

There were so many neat functions on this thing.

Another button press and Tails was suddenly slammed against the chalkboard and used as an eraser for the boring equation he put on it.

Another button press and he was used as a towel for the robot, being rubbed all over it's body like it were drying off water in the lockeroom.

Another button press and it simply spun Tails around by his underwear on its finger like a fidget spinner.

"STOOOOOOOP! I GIVE! I GIVE UP! G-GONNA THROW UP! GAAAHHGHH!"

"Oops! We don't want that!" The kid with the remote smiled and pressed a few more buttons.

Tails suddenly was made to stop spinning around only so he could be faced towards the door. His eyes were rolling in their sockets and he was drooling a whole lot now.

The robot then opened the door, tossed Tails out in front of him, raised back it's foot, and gave him a hard boot in his well spanked butt so hard that he shot across the hallway and smashed into one of the lockers at the end of the hall.

The kid smiled up at C.A.D.A and grinned. "You wanna play with us now?"

He pressed a button and the robot answered. "Yes! I'd love to new master!"

"Okay cool! DANCE PARTY!" The kid yelled and the class all cheered. The robot was made to produce some lights and some music that got the kids to start moving and grooving together.

So much for not being able to figure out the remote. It almost seemed like this kid new more about it then Tails. 

Speaking of Tails, the fox was sliding down the locker and leaving a large trail of drool behind before settling against it with his rump in the air.

"Duhhh~! Which way to da fair mommy?" Tails muttered before shaking his head and wobbling up. 

He rubbed his head and snarled. "Dammit! Those brats are gonna-!"

"HEY!" 

Tails yelped and a chill ran up his spine. He recognized that voice.

The fox slowly turned around and saw the bully from yesterday.

"O-OH! H-Hello good sir...! I didn't notice y-" Tails began to wave before he was slugged in the face. 

Tails spun like a ballerina and giggled stupidly. "But da potty monster's gonna get me momma! Don't make me leave diapees...!"

"You just dented my locker you freak!" The bully snapped, pointing to the indentation Tails's body made when it slammed against it.

"Duuuhhhh sowwy. I made an oopsie~!" Tails chuckled which only made the bully angrier. He grabbed the fox by the collar and off-screen one would be able to make out a cartoon smoke cloud forming as he was beaten up...

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"Whoo! That was fun!"

"Yeah! Two days without a lesson! He's the best teacher we've gotten yet!"

"And now we've got a cool robot friend!"

"I hope he does something even better tomorrow."

The kids all said this as they left the classroom when school ended.

They all gave Tails's butt a light smack as they walked by it. His X-Men underwear clad butt was sticking out of a trash can with his legs dangling over it. 

"See you tomorrow teach." The last kid said when he walked by.

Tails was left there in the garbage when the lights went out in the school. He let out another loud fart but other than that, his body was done for the day.

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So that didn't go well. What should he try next?