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Episode Twenty-Four: SeaWorld x Baby Shark (Patreon)

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2025-07-12 14:21:36
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We are so sorry. In this episode of Where We Parked, Kevin and Jack discuss the recent collaboration of two infamous aquatic entertainment meccas: SeaWorld and Baby Shark.

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BvD

I'm not caught up yet! Backlog increasing!

Danielle Schatten

Francis Ford Coppola's "Baby Shark!" was honestly much better in the original release, the director's cut was way too indulgent and took too long to get to Marlon Brando as Pink Fong

Nick Sequeira

I CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF THIS SHOW OH MY GOODNESS

Liza

pausing my day at cedar point for this one

CosmicSharkGal

About 10 years ago when I was middle school age my best friend’s little sister would always say ‘like and subscribe’ whenever me and her brother left her house cause she thought it meant goodbye

JD

I knew the cost of listening to this meant that Baby Shark would be stuck in my head all day and I listened anyways. Worth it.

Defunctland

Now that we have six episodes of Season Four, I am asking for a ranking from everyone to determine if there is a uniquely unpopular episode that will not make it to public release and remain a Patreon exclusive, or if every episode of the season is solid enough to remain in the line up. Please respond to this with your ranking from best to worst: 1. Year of a Million Dreams 2. World's Largest 3. John Publix 4. Disney World Bomb Cops 5. Litigation Land 6. SeaWorld x Baby Shark E.G. 2, 4, 5, 1, 6, 3

Liza

All are perfect, no notes.

Henry Cook

4, 3, 5, 2, 1, 6, although I would keep them all

Paige

This got too annoying I can't listen to this one LMAO. I didn't realize how low tolerance I am with the Baby Shark music.

Jessica Seaton

my husband and I tried very hard to rank them and genuinely could not do it. I think they’re all solid enough to stay but if I had a least favorite it’s 2 and his is 1. but we very much disagree with each other on that lol

Nemo2342

We're staring into the Baby Abyss here

Another Planet

Oh my god this is a weird sea world propaganda song this is INSANE

madsaronii

the employee talking about having "baby shark" stuck in your head for the rest of your life like an ancient curse is killing me

Orlando

I'd say probably John Publix (although I still loved that one)

madsaronii

it's really, really close for me, but i think my ranking would be: 5, 4, 2, 1, 6, 3

Jenny S

They are all gold, seeing the notification for these ALWAYS makes my day

Dante C

They’re ALL great! But if I had to rank them I’d go 456312. Interestingly, the first 5 digits of my ranking is the zip code for Gallipolis, OH which is where Bob Evans grew up and is across the Ohio River from Pt. Pleasant, WV of Mothman fame. I don’t know why I did that

Woody Sims

Dr Baby Shark comes out of the OR: “Grandpa’s dead doo doo doo doo doo doo”

Candace

4, 1, 2, 5, 6, 3

Kattriella

I don't know if I can rank them, but I'd say MAYBE the Publix one is the one that Spotify listeners might be least interested in? It's less theme park related, so the folks that are just here for theme park content might be less interested, even though it's actually really interesting (to me, at least).

Janie M Owens

That YouTube channel didn't even come up with "Baby Shark," because I used to sing it on the bus on the way to church camp as a kid and I grew up in the 90s.

Nemii

"It's safe in the costume, ok? I like to be Baby Shark, I don't like to be president."

BvD

The confused, "What?" at 3:40 by the Perj really sets the theme for this episode.

tumbleweed🍂

I have never in my life heard someone pronounce Nyan Cat that way

Kerosene Gulley

overjoyed by hearing kevin sing "the sea is my world" again

Danielle Schatten

Hmmm... 4, 1, 5, 2, 6, 3? But it's all really close, this was a KILLER season and I'm a super happy subscriber! "Disney World Bomb Cops" had me losing my shit the entire time

lia

it’s a hard ranking but i’d go 4, 5, 1, 3, 2, 6. keep up the great work kevin and jack!! this whole podcast is all killer no filler and i hope you can make episodes forever. very excited to see what’s next!! :)

Caleb Wells

This is no "the sea is my world" they don't make them like they used to

Bethan

Oh no my ears

felicitea

the sea is baby shark's world

Sarah Schreck

I'm only just beginning to listen to this, but I must comment immediately. Growing up attending summer camp at SeaWorld, I was forced as a certified Indoor Theatre Kid to walk around the park in the summertime, learning about the five senses, and singing Baby Shark non-stop. This was either the late nineties or early 2000s, long before the modern Baby Shark craze. I hated this song with a burning passion because I hated being outside, a marked feature of SeaWorld Camp. (Not to sound ungrateful, but the experience of a child who doesn't know her own privilege is still valid.) I would jokingly complain for years about my association with this song and marching through the park, tripping on the hot ground in front of the sea lions. When Baby Shark resurfaced (pun intended), it was personal. And it would seem it's personal, again.

Raven Blackrose

Kevin being absolutely unhinged and tearing into SeaWorld is incredible. A documentarian uncensored is a force of nature.

Landon Peoples

Seaworld’s new show is basically the equivalent of a prom dj who constantly talks about his social media accounts you can check out

Jennifer Y. Lee

As a Korean, I can promise you oy yoy yoy yoy means absolutely NOTHING in Korean