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Guaranteed* Audio Episode 9: Questions From Patrons! (Patreon)

Published:
2018-05-30 15:21:18
Imported:
2026-10

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This FRIDAY we're recording the next episode of Guaranteed* Audio, our podcast!All Patrons get the ability to ask questions for the show HERE on this post's comment section. We only take questions from Patrons! Like every episode of our podcast, we turn to Patrons for our end-of-episode Questions & Answers segment, so fire away with anything you'd like to ask us on the show.A special note: we'll have a guest for this episode: Joe Quinones of Howard The Duck comics fame! 

Comments

Mr. Million Miles

You're podcasters now! Do you listen to any other podcasts?

Juliana Paslay

If you kill a zombie, is that one living thing double dying or is it an entirely new thing’s first death?

Spirit

If you were forced to choose one creative medium and forgo all others, which one would you choose. (e.g., if Neil chose to pursue film making he could never produce music, video games, or live shows again)

Spirit

also Ryan, what is this "real job" of which you speak?

Branden Diniz

To all: If you had to move out of Massachusetts, what state would you move to? Would you prefer living in another country over another state?

Spencer Cain

To all (individually): What is your favourite part played by each of the other two guys? As in acting or editing or musical contributions to any New Kids or Gaurenteed* videos. Just now realising how bad I am at my own native language, sorry if this question doesn't make sense!

Ragethe

You and a super intelligent snail both get 1 million dollars, and you both become immortal, however you die if the snail touches you. It always knows where you are and slowly crawls toward you. What's your plan?

riley mouthmoodz

Neil, how do you think your career/creative output would've been different if you had gone to school? And vice versa for Ryan and Kevin, I suppose.

Chris Spargo

Neil, everyone else who makes their living from internet projects seems to have to release monetised videos hyper-frequently just to be able to scrape two pennies together. But not only do you seem to be doing fine with a fairly irregular upload schedule, but you often devote large amounts of time to projects, like the mashup albums, which can't be monetised. Are you a wizard or what's the deal?

Viva Reverie

For each of you: If you were to force the other co-hosts to see a single movie, no matter the quality or length, what would it be and why?

Borland Rice

Fuck, marry, kill: fucking, marriage, killing?

Borland Rice

Also, what was your best nightmare?

Michael 'Kikin Rad' Corless

Here's one for Joe (Ryans, Kevin's, and Neils need not apply). A deranged millionaire has you in a Saw-esq death trap. The only way out? To create a Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark style broadway adaptation. Which property would you adapt? Any fun ideas?

Joe Shuttle

For context (I'm intrigued), what did the snail do to get the $1 Mil ...did it help, through experiments (as your average snail), uncover the formula for bestowing super intelligence (later we find the side effect was immortality)? ...if so, was the cash reward handed out for assisting with the research, but the lab & research destroyed after it was found the formula made the snail an evil genius? I have to ask, because laying the groundwork for the back story might be important for how to stop Killian Regenold Snail (A.K.A. KillR Snail). before putting any real thought into this, I thought this sounded a lot like "It Follows".

eviltwin

Ryan- it’s been a few months since you mentioned you were working on a new video with your spooky spirit camera. Any news on that project?

Catherine Schymanski

Can you each tell the story of how you lost your first tooth?

Joe Shuttle

Growing up what did you always want your Super power to be, and as an adult, what do you wish your super power was? Cinematically, there have been many reboots of the Spiderman Franchise. Could you briefly describe your feelings towards each Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, & Tom Holland)? Additionally for Joe, How well/poor do you feel these renditions come to honoring the comics?

Byona

In a D&D type setting, what would each of your classes be? (This month's video was great and I've been watching it repeatedly and I'm glad it's gotten more views than usual thank you so much guys)

Eli Roberts

If you had things sticking out of your head at regular intervals a la hellraiser, what would they be? Example: toothbrushes

Joe Shuttle

I think your question makes sense Spencer. Sounds like you're trying to ask the guys: In the process of making your short films, what strengths do you admire most about each other? (Ex: Kevin for filming & post, Ryan's incredible acting, and Neil for his music & wizardry)?

Spencer Cain

Exactly! Especially with specific cases of things, I'm glad you understood 😄

Alex Johnson

Pinball machines over the course of history have been themed after an odd selection of IPs, movies, TV's shows and bands. If you could insert a theme based on something you created into a pinball table, which would you choose? What would the bug gimmick of the table be?

Joe Shuttle

I'm keeping my fingers crossed they answer your question, .... and that they say Daxter Flaxter. (The IP would be Computer Fighters, but I didn't put that together in my head at first)

Spirit

come to think of it I'd love to see a fish-out-of-water comedy where the boys are kicked out of Massachusetts for some silly reason.