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The Fifty State Nightmares (Patron Early Access) (Patreon)

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2018-05-18 14:51:15
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2026-10
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We're back with all FOUR Ks in our latest video!Every state in the union has an official bird. An official song. A flower. Grab your paper and pencils: here are the official state nightmares.Patrons get to see this DAYS early! You can watch here. This video will go public early next week. 

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Patreon Early Access: The 50 State Nightmares

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Marc Piquette

I spent most of the video looking at the backgrounds, trying to recognize the places you were filming in. 10/10 would be distracted again

Joe Shuttle

As a resident of Massachusetts, I can confirm this nightmare to be true. Each day I go to put on my sneakers ...I'm secretly checking to make sure my shoes have not been replaced with Heelys. My apartment building is on a hill ...the fear is real!

Viva Reverie

Watching this I found myself getting rather distracted at how well shot and composed each shot was. Great stuff as always!

Viva Reverie

That's not a negative criticism by the way, that's just me being up too late and not dedicating enough brain power to watching the video proper

Spirit

I can't wait to see the behind the scenes to see if Neil was able to get through the shots without cracking up.

Guaranteed

On our first take we had some super aggressive guy come at us screaming about our camera. "AM I BEING VIDEOTAPED? I DON'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO RECORD ME! HEY!" and so forth. We fibbed about having a permit and pretended to call the police. He immediately relented and scurried away.

Spencer Cain

"you find a tiny dead human inside a vacuum bag" you put a snake in there, this is troubling. i choked on some water, great job!

Spirit

Crazy stuff like that happens with filmmakers all the time as I'm sure you know. I could never do it.

Spencer Cain

Hello 911? We have a major killjoy over here.

Spirit

*faintly in the background* "Oh boy, Ryan's gonna beat him up!"

Joe Shuttle

Anyway, Isn't it generally legal to film in public, as long as that area is not considered private (changing rooms, restrooms, inside a vacuum cleaner)?

Spencer Cain

I think it might vary state-by-state

Guaranteed

We were absolutely playing it legal 'n safe, but this guy was just needlessly hostile and probably thought we had money or something.

Spencer Cain

You were too clean cut, ruffle up your hairs a little next time you need to film in a public space, wear some trendy pre-cut jeans

Spencer Cain

I just watched this again since it went live for everyone, and now I'm having a deep conversation with a friend where we try to figure out where the mic is on Neil, in the Ohio section there's definitely something in his back pocket but we couldn't spot anything else. 🤔

BELLA!

I wanna live in the US just so I can have assigned nightmares at night