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M A Double Hockey Sticks (MALL) Paytch (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-23 14:10:25
Imported:
2026-06

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Ep 591 - M-A Double Hockey Sticks PAYTCH

merry xmas:)

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Cpace

GOBBLESS

Jay

I’m gay

Kris G

Christmas miracle for the dawgs

Devramm

Hey guys

Nooders69

Well I’ll be a monkeys uncle

Brandon C.

Merry Christmas dawgs 🫡

I'm a gay dawg

An IMMEDIATE Patreon episode? 🥵❤️‍🔥

Lucas Sure

Just ask Tom where he got Bert’s teacup? Lots o’ ‘bilia there😝

DD214FoLyfe

Shane put on the Belia and snapped his fingers.

Dan Maples

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cloudbloom

432hz consciousness bombs incoming

McTwisted

Why are you gèy

~iLLm@sTeR~

Honestly, who the fuck still listens to Tom Segura anymore? $ has legit broken his brain. #washclothes&poors

Jessie

You boys are the gift that keeps on giving. Thank you for making me laugh/spit/ choke on my water immediately with "pre frontal bussy syndrome". Have a blessed Toyotathon and a Happy Honda Days!!

Hunter Clements

Just got my bilia rated.. it’s a psa NEIN

Tom

Excellent shit

Matthew Cromwell

Top .6% of viewers for the pod according to my YouTube Recap let’s gooooo. Where my dawgs at

Hunter

We gotta get these 2 dawgs on that 600 lb life binge and report back to us

Shaggy 59

I appreciate that I got it on android as well

NewFool

on free: Candace, Ian Carroll, Myron Gaines, Jake Shields, Dan Bilzerian, Elijah Schaffer and Fuentes - and many of the other noooticer types, proven that half to 2/3rds of their following is bots and/or foreigners from like Pakistan, India, China, Romania, etc. Elijah even admitted that he's been offered to do anti-Jew influencing for $$$. The fake following boosts came out on X when people had their suspicions, but then was pretty much proven when X started showing which country their account is from. Whole lot of the "anti-jew" thing is manufactured by deep state or foreign interests. Like that professor Jiang guy is a good example, it's like wtf they're gonna get some nooder guy in Beijing to tell US kids what time it is? GTFO here with that. - nope, I'm not Jewish, and I have my suspicions of their over-reaching influence on American politicians and institutions, but the whole "let's hate the jews" thing is a psy-op intended to drive a wedge into republican politics. Granted Israel doesn't help their own cause by killing innocent women and children in Gaza the last few years. On the other side, a lot of the pro Palestinian shit is a psy-op too. Long history of certain Arab, Leftist and Globalist interests using the Palestinian cause to ally with Marxists, communists, DSA etc. If anything, US is more at threat by Islamists than Jews, by a long mile.

NewFool

"Gunboat Diplomacy" was what Shane was trying to remember. Also, the boys reflect the general "who gives a fuck" attitude of much of America. Shane came close to the reason when he said "(Trump) is trying to control the sphere of influence." This is why people call Trump's foreign policy Monroe Doctrine 2.0 or some joke with the Donroe Doctrine. Said all this shit before in here, obv. Matt and Shane wouldn't read the comments, so I comment for anyone who's interested in a better, more realpolitik view of things. Main points. China is getting too powerful, influential. Remember when Trump went after the Panama Canal, part of that was because China had been buying up influence in the region, even building there. Same thing with Argentina, China actually had outposts in Argentina that China forbade Argentinian authorities to even fuck with, then came a "Trump-like" candidate in Milei (think that just happened out of nowhere? LOL). Trump/Treasury gave billions to help Argentina out of a hole, which means we bough much influencer there. Remember when Trump was talking shit about Greenland (which he just started doing again)? That's because the Arctic circle is becoming navigable, it might be possible to find oil up there, it might be possible for China/Russia to set up a new trade - shipping route that bypasses the long way around (China would sail north over Russia in the Arctic Circle down to Europe/Middle East etc. Also China working on the Belt and Road. So, like it or not, Trump's been trying to secure the USA and the Western Hemisphere for US and it's allies. Problems arise with Canada which has a lot of commies and globalist influence interests from Britain and the EU. Part of the Ukraine v. Russian war, not all, there's always several big reasons for the largest powers to do things - is because it's a proxy. US doesn't give a shit about Ukraine (which is why the loudest cheer leaders (Biden/Dems) for US support conveniently ignored that there were legit Nazis in Ukraine). China has financially helped and provided materials or products to help Russia - idea being to bankrupt the US, get enough US folks pissed off that Biden was sending so much money there (when people are hurting here in the US with never ending high prices and a housing market that's been stuck for a couple of years now). But it's the globalist elite set (EU leaders, Soros, WEF/Davos types) who wanted to beat Russia. They're delusional. Also US/UK/Israeli deep state are likely well into the whole deal there. Which is how a Jewish-Israeli/Ukrainian was the one funding Zelensky and the Azov Nazis and even though Russia's slaughtered much of anything Ukraine threw at them. The EU faggots still want to keep going (that's now facing it's biggest hurdles recently as Meloni and Macron split with Germany's Merz on confiscating Russian assets - which is a signal that they don' t have much time left without Trump giving more $$$, which is not likely unless it's secret). Dems and RINOs kind of want this shit, they're lap dogs for globalist elites. I've never once voted for Trump, but some of his foreign policy moves have been pretty good, and he's stepping up the game geo-economically (e.g. Japan and Korea building ships for the US, tariffs to control China's influence on allies, US Treasury stablecoins will be a big deal, US taking a stake position in various essential US companies, like Intel and MP Materials). Making this tough is that the US can't just let China go bankrupt because that'd cause a global depression. Venezuela is, not at all about the drugs, a little about oil, and they do have commies there who are involved in NGOs, protest bullshit here, college indoctrination, etc. but it's more to secure the Western Hemisphere for US interests. It's not nice, it's hard politics but if China isn't dealt with now and correctly, they have a chance of turning the US into the worst of Europe. Covid and the supply chain disruptions made it clear that the US had to become more independent (less globalist) and less reliant on China for goods. All major countries are in trouble, but USA is still the freest and still on top at the moment.

Sean Melling

Gotta be careful with all that billia boys

Evinak

Bro just put on some jeans. Short shorts every single podcast is starting to get sus. XOXO

Name

Jessie

I wasn't buckled in yet... and I just laughed again thinking about it.

Nooders69

Keep giving Matt billia boys that shits hilarious

Merfy Mac

Are we the dumbest most credulous nation on the planet? This shit ends in extinction

Abraham

Merry Christmas gentlemen

Evinak

Sir, it's December.

Evinak

If only technology existed to pull that shit up...

RockinRandy

someone let lemonparty know that shane and matt are stealing their idea of obsessing on great big fatties

Timcinnati

Found this punishing a pen and some banquets making steaks while my wife is at work. Happy birthday Jesus

Timcinnati

“High planes drifter”had a rape with a creepy dwarf watching it. Shout out dad I was like 6

Cobrataint

Matt with the newscum leg cross

brandon

newscum got the leg cross from matty, tell me ur a new watcher without telling me

Todd Edwards

You all must keep giving Matt the belia

Joe

Lolol touring north korea like the james franco movie 😂

Eoin

Irish precrime detecting nuns is fucking hilarious

Jim

More history…with moments of funny!!!!!!!! All you folks can do wicked funny interesting together! Come on (Arnold voice)

Turd Ferguson

Matt’s calf is about to fucking squirt

TNHOOLIGAN

is Shane cracking off jerks while the actual slaves are dying?

Jack Bauerle

Grinch joke was a slam dunk lmao

Bonn Johnson

Turkey over ham is a wild take

Cobrataint

Show some respect to a gfp here

Guero

The 'bilia bit got me. But you have to question what dog brains Shane is dating. My wife's second language isn't even English, but she knows history.

Guero

39:00 mins in when they talk about Tony Hinchcliffe is the highlight.

Guero

As the worst rap and hiphop take of all time, that is Shane; his fav is Drake, but for once he respects the culture with Big Pun.

Ryan

If he's british the ham steaks will be what we call gammon, it's like eating half a ham leg. probs had fried eggs with it and maybe a pineapple ring or 3 lol

NewFool

Just a visualization of the new Arctic Circle route in link below. They say it'd take 18 days via ship vs. like 30 days in the current, regular route (through some potentially dangerous points (e.g. part of why the US is so tight with Israel is due to the canal). I didn't read the article that has this map, so no endorsement of it, but it has a good image that shows how much easier it'd be for China to ship things, bringing their costs way down via fuel, time, and security from potential enemies. Also, some of the Arctic Circle was unnavigable until recently due to unbreakable ice, now that's changing. Trump wants to secure Greenland to have either bases on the land in case of warfare or to secure the US from attacks via the Arctic Circle. https://www.orfonline.org/expert-speak/understanding-the-potential-of-the-northern-sea-route

Adelaide FGR

Bruv 95% of woman don't know shit about history and don't care you're wife is in the 5%

Sparks

Half the pod is talking about photos we can’t see and then gardini tries holding his phone to the camera 😂😂 dawgs this is one of the biggest pods now, we need a screen or something

NewFool

and more back up for what i mention above, that Venezuela helps NGOs and other actual Marxist groups to fuck with Americans, BLM leader with Maduro (even more evidence from an X poster named Data Republican, a month or 6 ago, lol, lot of shit came out with LA's Marxist mayor after the Pacific Palisades fire) https://xcancel.com/ALEXNEWMAN_JOU/status/2002054918337880415#m

Seany Mac

Shane’s so cute

Jonathan Dowie

Finally got to watch Matt's special last night. Fucking excellent. The frequent close ups freaked me out a little though. 75" of Matt's head. Lol

Tj

Bad take on ham boys

Hunter

why is the word "bilia" so fucking funny.......

Dylan

Matt looks like he is catching Down syndrome from Shane

Jeff Pinz

My picture has been for a year Kim Jung Un stunting in his leather jacket and glasses swagged out

Brayden Heath

Even in 2026 now it’s still crazy that Rogan never had Matt on to promote his special

Hayden

Can you guys please up the production we gotta get the big pun before and after visuals

Jesse mikula

The “bilia” is just a war trophy.

Aaron

“FA!!! You like that you little fucking fuck!?!” 😂 Matt’s juiced

Alex Twomey

Yo wtf was that ending???

Seth

That’s nothin compared to granny griswale

Bryan Hughes

Your profile pic is wild - respect

Dirty McGirty

Shane, did you know you’re on this episode? It’s March 1st 2026 I’m a day 1 patrón. Matt: good job holding it down. Shane you know you’re cast on this pod ya? 🦘