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Created by Matt McCusker  Written by Matt McCusker and Pedro Salinas  Produced by Matt McCusker, Pedro Salinas, and Rudy SchultzMickey Bronco and Pete played by Matt McCuskerOrtega played by Pedro SalinasStacey played by Caitlin PeluffoCynthia played by Kim CongdonHoyt and additional voices played by Rudy SchultzFather Stroke played by Charles BlyzniukDaddy Leather played by Dan SoderLoop group performers:

Greg Eckstrom

Vincent Giuliano

Dave Kirsch

Greg Klemm

Eric Lee

Jason Nitts

Adam Thorsness

Brian Watts

Sound design, Foley recording, dialogue editing, re-recording mix, loop group recording and direction, music and sound effect curation by Rudy SchultzVocal direction by Pedro Salinas

Music licensed from Artlist.io

Comments

Gabe Martini

At work feigning for something new this is perfect timing perfect everything

Luke Mase

i love matthew j mccusker

Linden Padien

I do have one of those mornings all the time!

Braden Beth

Dropped that needle in the dawgs arms just in time for a post lunch life saver.

Ben

God bless the dawgs

Matt Chambers

Just like an old time radio show! I love it

Not Dylan

Blessed be, thy kingdom come, thy dawgs are never done

Kirk

Huh

tanner gregory

Last hour of work clutch for the dawgs!

Banksy

I had a dream last night that I was at a family gathering with matt and no one knew who he was but me and I had to keep his secret but I just kept saying “WERE SOME DAWGSSS”

Russell

Is this the radio show thing Matt was doing?

Anthony

Mccusk me

Sean

Its called fiending, comrade

Nooders69

Tried to gargoyle and I shit on my seat

Joseph Vogel

What the fuck is this Matthew

Trey Thornton

Fellas, welcome to the high art era of the paytch

Marcos Anglade

I want to save this for work but I can’t be cracking up all morning with headphones in😭😭😭

Will Walker

Otw home from work and the shaman comes with this 🙌

Gabe Martini

Talk to my autocorrect nigga

Doctor Penis

The pod is not cooked chat maybe

José

Anyone else think of the old gargoyles Disney show ?

Darren Adams

They spelled Kim Congdon’s name wrong in the credits but it’s okay because it’s Kim Congdon and who cares

AverageJoe

I’m 15 seconds in and hooked. Yes, that exact situation described for sure has happened to me Matt.

Braeden

You are beautiful matthew

Andrew

14 seconds. I made it 14 seconds.

Jack Clogg

Blessed be thy early dawgz

Nooders69

RADIO DRAMA IN THIS ECONOMY??

Danny B

Matt’s back on the dope

John morgan

Literally jorking my pud listening to this

Sam

The truth Joseph

John ross

I lose a piece of myself every time I see someone online spell it "feen"

Darian

Don’t waste the good stuff

E

Need the Gargoyle Pink

Pink Elephant

About to take 6 Benadryl and listen to this thanks Matthew

Andrew

Paused at 14 seconds, busted at 1:37

Finn

What the fuck

Matt Gardner

Currently busting while I type this

Longjon859

What in the world lol

Daniel Smith

I need to get ahold of more shilajit and Macha

Arsen

Nah, more.

eduardo trejo

No one cares. Real DAWG time. Get out.

Efusboceefus

What did I take im tripping out way to hard

Cliss finess

Fucking goat. Wish I had some gay pink

Sconie

Matt. What am i listening to?

prophets

😂😂😂😂

jbdawg67

Not sure what’s happening but hell yeah

eduardo trejo

Less of you? Por favor dumbass. 🙏

Daniel Smith

Courtesy of mfkin Mickey Bronco???

Danny B

Bags on us

victoria

Lol - the bit about whatever the girl lifting bars weigh had me literally laughing out loud alone in my kitchen.

Marlo

Hell yeah

Nooders69

Lesbians hell ya

Danny B

Matt’s got me bricked up with this girl on girl audio

Jake

“You can cook hotdogs in my water”. Not gonna get that one out of my head for a while, thank you Matt.

Randawgz

Was just putting air in my tires with the windows down at the gas station when the sex part came on 😂

Lucas Proctor

Just put this on the radio and lit a smoke after smacking the ol lady for not having a couple fingers of scotch ready for the drop🤙

RealiSimHQ

Someone's been repressing

Danny B

AI could never replace Matt

jACE

Wtf matt??! Lol

J L

Bro I’m on a forklift listening to chicks scissoring like wtf 😂

Daburns

Matt please release your book as an audiobook with you narrating it

Danny B

Just realized Matt’s doing a Batman voice

micah vance

😂😂🤣🤣shaman on a MAD 1 inshallah

Pettysk8

No more proof needed that the shaman is goofed up on roids, after listening to this lol

Carter W

Matt got me listening to audio of porn at work

Castlebar

Congdon nudes included???

Ork

Matt at Shane’s Hollywood bowl Netflix show?

alexz

Same bahaha

Danny B

Does Shane know about this?

David Adams

I’d pay money for a visual

Kev dawg

you had me at pink meth and lost me at ear shattering shower porn. I can’t listen to this shit in the office this is smut 😭

Nooders69

You alright Matt?

Banksy

Shitty stencils worth more then ur bloodline 😂

ywshaman

suck him off already

Luke MacNeil

How many dots on the calendar was needed to inspire this

Bodie Moto

Okay it's time to unsub lol

Collin Sweet

The bikers are definitely kinda gay

Jeremy Fragrance

Why’s matt trying to get me to bust a nut at work

GucciProvolone

Go back to stacking and packing boxes you fucking bum.

Ky

8 minutes in and it’s already buff girls scissoring, incredible and i’d be able to guess who wrote this without matt being a voice actor lmao

GucciProvolone

Fork truck ant ganna drive its self get a move on

Wyatt Nuttall

Is there visual or just audio?? I’m tryna nuuuuut

Austin A

Shane’s gonna be upset about this

Super Tenis

To go from my audiobook to this was top tier. Fuckin love it

Blue Scanlan

Goddanm it matt you’ve done it again

Linden Padien

Ahh so this is the weird storylines Matt gets into

Chadsaf Aggot

Unsubbing from this absolute garbage show. Without Shane you're literally just a boring race traitor matthew.

Ross Partridge

I'm assuming I hate that I have to listen to whatever weird shit Matt is on this time... but here we go

Brendon Rost

This is exactly what a pay for

Friar

This is fucking crazy to listen to at work LOL

Luke Ziepke

Im at work. Just started it. Wtf is this 🤣

Danny B

Wasn’t ready to hear people getting jacked off

Chrissygotthajuice

This is the type of shit you’re suppose to do when you get rich

Ky

this is just gay max payne

blackpeople

Suck 20 dicks cuck librul

Ky

fat retard

Dev Stu

Too corny too listen too sorry

Friar

Wait until the really early on 5 minute long lesbian lovemaking scene in your ear. Surreal listening to this while running bond wire in a hospital

GASPUFFA

this is amazing

Luke Ziepke

This is wild 🤣🤣 love it. Old Japanese men. Perfection 🤣🤣

Dimebag Darrell Mike

Matt making everyone uncomfortable with his art is peak human experience. I feel so alive. Dont you all?

C Merlin Buchanan

Matt....Does shane know you posted this? I dont think he does...

Damien Allen

Matt......what do I say........ Genius, ignore the naysayers keep up the good work 👏🏽

brandon

That really sucked I wanted it to be funny. Go jack off matt

Groff

You’re an absolute lunatic. Well done

Kristian

Listening to this at work. I cannot lie, half chubbed up at Soder hitting the Macho Man moans

BeardedVet94

Dude stop posting this fucking garbage 🗑

Jack Beck

we need to crowdsource and turn this into a feature film

Cody Bonner

Thank you Mathew. I enjoyed this, but I am no longer allowed to use the speaker at job sites

Al Moore

And you guys thought the podiums were retarded!

Chris lee

Can’t tell if the shamans heavily on or off the nog by this 😭😭😭

HeBro

Matt what the actual fuck goes on in your head

Kobraham28

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 yes very good Mathew

Kane Thomason

Please make an animated series this is fn hilarious 🤣🤣

veXil

This is so heterosexual it hurts.

D

Holy shit this is funny. Right on, Matt.

Jr Birdmansky

Leave it to Matt to use fuckin noir anime audio to try to make me hard at work

Tom H

wicked <3

HIM

Dude what the fuck

HIM

Matt be real, are you following the path of the Wachowski sisters?

Chrissy’s third heel

Fun fact that dude screaming at the end is a real orgasm sound bite from a dude dropping a mean nut, Matt and Shane played the video a million times on a old episode lol

Daniel Naranjo Jr

I mean I'm impressed and disturbed. Very well done sir / What the damn hell?!

HIM

I’m impressed, disturbed, horrified, curious, and briccd up

Carter W

Absolute cinema

DrJ

Is there a video to this madness

Ian King

Needs a Meatcanyon animation

danny crawford

He’s been retaining too long brother needs to fap

Gamer

Nice

Hutch

Craziest part of this is that he found this many people to participate. Is Shane gonna cancel the cast after hearing this?

Kevin Lawson

Matt, you're not quite right. But this is why we love you! Can't say I ever thought we were getting a dark homo erotic biker noir miniseries. But here we are. 🤣

JSeth

All this needs is a Planet Fitness sponsored ad in the middle and it would be perfection 👌

Perc Nowitzki

This on x2 speed is the ideal listening experience 👌

Matthew

I get made fun of for glazing but seriously Matt you bring me so many laughs and smiles, especially when you're free just to do your own thing. Loved this shit, turned my whole bad day upside down. Thanks a lot.

HUNTERMAKESBEATS

I am ashamed I listened to this whole thing i feel like I should repent

Johnn Dough

You fucking nailed it brother! It’s worth a re-listen in 2x speed also!

Jay

Holy shit dawgs it’s here

Perc Nowitzki

Also the ole .5 ain't nothing to shake a stick at lmao

Lucas Sure

Bout to get hard at the office

Alex Heaslip

McCusker you sound like budget Batman

Kevin Murphy

Pre battle group jerk was a smart move

pattyp

What is that scream from lol

Oldstonedman420

Look who paid to listen to it an bitched.

Pryce

why

Douglas Shares

Dude this rules thanks for the banger

Jim Howard

This is fucking incredible 😲

James Colar

If this doesn’t win an academy award it’s a travesty

Podcast

I think we all learned something here today.

Dana Johnson

Matt is 100 percent on the juice🤣💪

Daniel Lavoll

Loving the gay Rorschach performance he got going

Lou Sasol

You want to salvage your marriage with gay meth?

Colin

hot

BigWave

I need more narrator rolls and characters for Soder, such a naturally awesome voice. Well done, Matt and everyone 😂

Johnn Dough

Love this MaShaman! Keep crushing it! Cartoon series, wild original content and story times you know he will continue to bang out projects we Shaman supporters will be spoiled soon

Deek

This is the greatest thing the dogs have ever been blessed with

HeBro

Why no video??

h00pla

Gonna smoke meth and edge while listening to this for an authentic experience

BasedRemy

i love kim w all my heart

Devon Bailey

This is really something else😂😂😂 nothing like random laughs in my quiet shop

Chris

I know this is gonna be good judging by all the usual faggots complaining. Long live MSSP!

Nic

What the fuck is wrong with you Matt? Please never change

Nate Coffman

Please please please animate this

HeBro

Matt paying white women to moan for an animation because he will never experience it in real life….

Nic

8 minutes in and I immediately regret playing this out loud in my office.

AngusBlaster

Brothers I must finish cumming Aaauuurrgghhhaaaauuuggghh

Kevyn Comstock

What a roller coaster. Fuck. Awesome.

Ray Riddle

Oh fuck! It's Lexington Steele! I knew it sounded familiar! I remember them playing this in the old testament days lol

Ray Riddle

It is indeed Danny Sodes

Ray Riddle

Read the room, pussy

1776

This is the kind of stuff you write when you have cum backed up to your eye balls lol

WillyPete

Paimon has gotten a hold of Matt

Ray Riddle

Get out of here, pussy. Found the closet homosexual

Randy Payne

I threw this on without seeing what it even was and shoveled snow for 25 minutes and let me tell you it was a pleasant treat

Ray Riddle

I hope she learned for her sake, bro. Sorry you have to deal with an inconsiderate broad like that.

BeardedVet94

Maybe those goggles need adjusted fuck wit. Read the room? Lol yeah i see plenty of people sharing the same feelings as me. Suck his cock more though. I'm sure he'll fuck your four eyed girl if you asked nicely cuck.

Adrian Diaz

I'm paying 5 bucks to get experimented with? Wtf

500lb jdam dawg

Holy fuck, swore off the pern just to create what he was trying to destroy

HP

Space cadet daydreams

Lastsuspectz

Shane- Matt what’s going on bro Matt- nothing much bro missed you Shane- we gotta talk about what you’ve been posting Matt- posting what brah , my life’s work bra? Shane- yeah that fucking jack off material , what the fuck is that dude ! Leave you for a week you get so horny you make a fucking audio porn

Haydank

"But it wasn't just ____ , it was _____" .... not a good sign my bro 😂

Beno

I cannot believe this is what they chose to make public. Dawgs 4 lyfe !

izzy

What

matt scott

Fucking Amazing 👏

HIM

I’m not sure I understand the ending. So the married couple is still unfulfilled and Soder raped Blyz’s bussy to death?

Jazz Hands

This is duke nukem meets heavy metal. So dope

Trickypork

ORTEGAAAAA. Lmao this was masterful. I giggled with glee, I admit it.

Colton Hughes

Can anyone name all the comedians I heard Matt Dan Soder and I think Kyla from tires I don't know anybody else

Crisp Rat

gayest 38 minutes of my life

T Pokojski

Dan is the best voice actor.

Adam Ujhelyi

Haha this was mighty silly but also fun. But ye just crank one out dude. Youll feel better.

Smokey

Bro what the fuck 🤣🤣random as shit but I’m fuckin w it heavy 💀😂 not on my bucket list for today

Dankj420

At 0:14 I had to pause and make sure I wasn’t having a stroke before continuing because wtf 🤣

tRawWw

You’re hornier than Matt 😂😂😂

Brent Rink

Oh I see you live up to your name.. u sound pretty phaggie.. u not a real dawg. I'm sure your fake unsub puts a pretty big dent in their pockets

kolton bird

this better just be episode 1 ill be waiting on 2 matt

Andrew WalkerTM

They’re just tryna collect data on all the gay homies

Shawn Shartini

The idea of somebody using a little Mexican twink as a trypod for a gun by flipping them upside down and resting the barrel between their ass cheecks might genuinely be the funniest thing that anybody has ever thought of

Neo Silky

Legend shit right here. Need a whole book of this gold

Andrew WalkerTM

Me wondering why this episode had no video lmao

Chris Brown

Sound hound Matt really did a number on me. Bravo sir

HP

Stop being gay

M

Bravo mccuskies, Bravo. Love a good radio drama.

BeardedVet94

No! Pull it out and don't break eye contact or I'll bite it off.

joel trammell

I think I’m more of a regular podcast guy…

X

😂😂😂🤦‍♂️

Joshua Price

I don't think this was horny enough. You have it in you, Matt. I believe in you. My chub believes in you.

J J

Matt be honest, do you identify as omni-curious?

Indistinctchatter

Of all the weeks my gf wants to listen with me 😆

B. Floppa

What the f is this

Joe Archuleta

They call me the shaman…. Ughhhhh

Trey

fatretard

Imagine being Matt’s wife day to day. Can’t talk babe too busy with the gargoyle play maybe later

VicktorVauhn

This is why we don't no fap.

Wes

☠️

Brent Rink

I can definitely respect that and I'm so glad to see you're not in the comments attempting to trash Matt.. it's so disheartening to see the people that I think are the real DAWGZ come to the comments and try to trash Matt when he's been talking about this and everyone knows that it's a passion project of his that he debated releasing in the first place. Yeah sure. We haven't got the regular cast yet and I'm sure we will but this is something extra thrown in there for the weight.. there are so many people talking s*** when they should just accept and appreciate what he threw in extra for us considering all that we really pay for is a regular podcast..

Jacob Flippin

This is fantastic. I was immediately hooked. I hope there will be more.

Kash_katt

This is why we goon

jettas

High art

RAY TRUMBLE

Check out We’re Alive podcast or impact winter. Great audio drama podcast if you want to try a series or something like that……I’ll check this out tomorrow on my mail route.

Chappy LaRue

Id listen to a couple of these a day if I could

Larry Zemlick

I gotta be honest, I saw this coming.

jb g

😂😂😂

Sam

The Shaman is basically turning Into Batman

Jonah Ereaux

Kevin iso still sucks but this is amazing props matt

Lapidus

Guy I’m worried about Matt

Sean haase

Need a video of Shane listening to this 😹

Goyum of Love

This is the least funny thing I’ve ever heard. Matt sucks

Shane King

Anyone who's ever hated on The Shaman just doesn't get it. He is on another level.

John White

Can I get this tatted?

BC

It does suck..but Matt is still the man.

Moshcat

non enjoyyyor are fegs

Goy Fieri

Imagine admitting that. You makin em at night too pal?

Clay Ivy

You're such a fucking faggit if you think Matt sucks, why are you here retard?

Snake

Idk whats going on but i can appreciate an audio play and matt doing his best Johnny Silverhand impression

Snake

He gave it a shot

Goyum of Love

You’re white nighting for another man. I’m here to be racist

QuiGon-JinAndTonic

What the fuck did I just listen to? Psycho trippins of a Test pumpin dawg. This was pretty amazing 🤣

BC

Ruined the show is crazy he just threw the paytch some extra slop. This is what happens when a highly autistic shaman amasses wealth and power he’s fly as hell and you hate it.

Mr. Stan KeyNuts

Got me hook line n’ stinker. Excellent production. 🤌

nothiingman

The ending was incredible

QuiGon-JinAndTonic

You can tell this is what Matt goes to his office to work on lol

Goy Fieri

McCuck glazers are working overtime I see, this is fucking embarrassing. Truly one of the worst things I’ve heard

Clay Ivy

Yea that shit got me bruh

Nate Reighard

And whose giving him your money every month🤔

Goy Fieri

Who’s*, it’s a contraction for “who is”. Sometimes it helps to say it out loud bud, and trust me if I wasn’t in the $1 tier I’d be long gone

Ty Thomas

More of this! Matt rulez

Sam Busacker

Man shut up youre the type to shame ppl for trying new things. You sound GAY

UpDawg

Nah the ending is worth 😂😂

Nahbro

I was slow getting into this episode but ended up loving the story. So god damn funny and well done. Do more Matt.

Goy Fieri

Lol cmon you can’t be named butt sacker and be trying to insult people

Lil_G_lowercase

Dude wft idk what this is. It's new and hilarious and weirdly different at the same time. Fuck all the matt haters everywhere. I died laughing during the moaning scene. I had to explain to my co workers why I was laughing so much. There reaction made me laugh just as much explaining what I just listened too.

Logan Wright

The funniest shit I’ve ever listened too lol

Sam Busacker

Brings me back to literally elementary school what you just said

Tom Wambsgans

Came in my pants within the first 90 seconds; this masterpiece cements itself as a future award-winner by minute 14.

Clay Ivy

Wasn't it Matt and Shane who said if your story gets another man hard, you're gay

Cade B

Truly depraved. You’re carving a niche. Never stop, Matt. Christ is King.

Goy Fieri

Cmon butt sacker we both know you’re not allowed within 50 feet of one!

Cade B

I’m jacking off to all of your online history rn, James

vinny sarcophagus

this fucking rules lmao. like a sexually depraved Mandy

Jacob

Way better than tires

yah32

I miss the person I was before listening to this.

Lapidus

What a great movie

Aj Mc

Hell of a thing to turn on at work😂 didnt get the memo but that was hilarious

Joe Manco

Matt you literally just saved my life. I can go for another 10 years after this

Pyrrhus

Does your money belong to you or is it tucked in your wife’s purse made from your balls?

Dick nuts

Absolute cinema. You must be a wizard the way you just turned me into a gay audiophile Matthew

GT

Subscribe to the Patreon to support an intelligent, independent, POWERFUL black father.

Brad WhoDat Brooke

Matt, your stories make me feel like im stuck in the 10th grade FOREVER!

Rollinpin

ASMR for stoner audiophiles. Love Daddy Leather but god damn did this shit make me uncomfortable at times. When we getting more of those Lasagna cat comics?

Matt Gardner

The old test cum scream! Hell yea

Chris Currie

This should have been the free ep, then the patreon could have been a Shane reaction video to hearing this for the first time

Banks Benitone

Holy shit it was all a set up to play that guy scream cumming from episode 1 of the pod😂😂😂😂😂

Jake Lowman

Easily the most restarted thing I’ve ever heard. Well played.

Jesse Hayes

8 minutes in and I’m bricked up at work thanks brah

omeeomai

Matt has truly found his calling, no bullshit. Please make one of these every year lmao

——

This was entertaining. I mean someone should call the cops on Matt. He needs to be in jail. But it was fun.

Saaketh

Shout out soder dude this was awesome Matt

GT

Everyone, silence! The scaffolder has something to say! Only thing you’ll ever be able to create is disappointments bub..

WJ

I will buy one of these per month for up to $10 no BS. we need more

Mr. Moist

Matt is one weird fuckin dude

Derrick

I believe this may be our sweet Matthew’s David 🥹

Andrew Wiest

Did Mathew just molest my eardrums?

david ryder

i love this, please do more

david ryder

the fuck is this third act lmao

Sneaky Pete

Matt is like weird dude’s inner monologue said out loud…..

Colton Hughes

Mane I saw you in Dallas this weekend an tryd to show my bitch the pod with this one she sayin im in to the noodle in shii now foo

Carson

Can someone please hire Matt onto a writing team? His genius needs balance. By balance I mean other writers saying, “great idea, we’re gonna workshop, you could cook hot dogs in my water, a bit”

Ben Rush

That was fucking amazing. The mother fucking Shaman. Thanks dawg

Dylan

MATT PAYNE?!?! IS THAT…….YOU??

Eric

I bet pink would make you throw ropes of pre cum too.

Raul Rosas

We need to see shanes reaction to this shit

ChefOneNuTt

Not me trying to enjoy a little bit of Matt and Shane’s podcast while I’m at the gym getting weird looked for some reason unbeknownst to me that my headphones are too loud and Matt’s giving us a little bit of erotica. Ffs

Brock Stokes

Bro the car beside me thought it was porn lmao

DG

Matt definitely wrote this during no nut November

Jorn

What a roller coaster 10/10 Would crank again

Braedon Rogers

Not gonna lie, started out a little unsure, but by the end I was rolling laughing at the pools I take care of. Hopefully my clients didn’t think too much about me crying while cleaning the pool

Yhormski

What is this fucking goon bait

cloudbloom

432hz consciousness bombs incoming

Gabriel Lopez

lol this shit was gold😂 I loved it, the kids not so much but fuck em they don’t get guys like us Matt. They don’t understand true comedy the way we do🖤

callum simpson

Usually it takes longer for things to go crazy when Shane is away

Macathizzle

Can't wait to give this a listen with my warehouse team. They are big fans of Shane! Can't wait to show them Matt's genius

James

Wonderful

Mr. Moist

I wouldn’t do that buddy.

Francisco Reyes

Had a horrible day at work and a long ass ride home. This insane story kept me sane. Funny as hell. Loved it. Need more

Negrodamus

I was also laughing my ass off while I was cleaning pools too. I can only imagine how dumb I looked from the clients POV if they were too look out their window and seeing their pool cleaner laughing hysterically Oh well. Classic episode

Ryan Kroon

This is what happens when The Shaman goes nofap for too long.

Juiceontheloose

Yep some weird trans loving gooner wigger for sure

LTG

Shane is a comedian. Matt, however, is an inspiration.

Jon Oki

“I mean it’s silly yeah but gritty and honestly an incredible listen; seriously man” Joe Rogan probably

Brent Rink

Damn why u say fuck me for??🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bartosz Michniewicz

Brittney needs to get on Matt's case, cause he's fucking running wild

TYPHONIKS

god i wish pink was real

JoePesci69420

Matt sounds like Xavier Renegade Angel

Cole White

EVERY FOUR SECONDS IM GOING “ MATT! MATTT!!? MATTTT!!! “ gem

Dasha

This sucks ass

megabrown

This is so good matt

Dougie

Thanks Matt

Ryan

Gonna play this to get my daughter and son asleep tonight, a true fairytale

Soursd

Lmaooo

Anthony corbett

I was zoned out at work at around the 8 min mark in an elevator full of people.

Sean

I've resisted every boner kim congdon has given me but they keep happening

Josh

Dude, thank you! Love you dawg.

Lieutenant Dan's 3rD Leg

Fucking MATT PAYNE over here!! This is hilarious 😂 side note this honestly would be a great video game lol

Warpbullystudios

This is the type of project a guy that’s a week and a half away from killing and eating his family would take on

Sean

I live by Kiryas Joel. Important thing to note is that theyre not committing fraud. They are playing by the rules. Hate the game not the player

Sean

I hate the players too but theyre not doing anything wrong

Killa-gorilla

The mccuskers are fuckin’ Wild.

TheSky Guy23

"A bunch of poly stim-fapping leather daddies want you dead?" Immediately paused, I haven't had enough coffee for this 😆

Logan Hanna

I get to wear headphones at work. No one knows what the hell im blasting in my ears. Gotta be the most bizarre shit. Well done.

Kevin Flores

Trying to get me hard at work dude wtf Matt? Lol

ludacritz

Matt, never change brother. This is fucking great man

Mr. Moist

I own a pool company and clean myself. How many you doing a day man?

Christopher Zelinskas

I almost guarantee NPR would play this on air with the right marketing behind it

Braedon Rogers

12 a day is about my average right now. How about you?

Connor Dougherty

Bravo good sirs and ma’am’s. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Brad Ruppert

Soder really delivered. Matt’s mind is the horny version of Stephens kings gun slinger

mike coat

This is truly epic, I had to listen twice to catch all the details. Well played Matt. We need more of this.

LOODASQUATCHIN

Best thing I’ve listened to thanks Matt 10/10

Kayden Hund

Yo this one is dope. we need a full series on the gargoyle pink

Jd

"14 ropes a piece" fucking savage!

Andrew

Audio only? 😭 We need to put this to AI to create the video for it

ElonBust

A masterpiece

flame

This is a motherfuckin masterpiece, Matt please make more

Drew

This is what happens when a sound hound touches his first million

Ross Partridge

There's a lot of you dorks in here, huh? So many of you want more. I've tapped out at 7 minutes.

Conner B.

i need to “see” it.

Conner B.

i love the audio! very grateful, but i’m curious, is there a video of this??

Heywood Jeblowme

This is so good because it is a perfect cross over of matt’s four loves: mind altering drugs, crazy weird sex, working out, and conspiracies

Zach

Matt on his Cormac tip

Da Dawg

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time. More of this.

Delyn Kirstein

Dan didnt actually cum. You can tell. Pulled me out of the whole thing.

KT

Blyz needs to work on his voice acting lol

Matt Henze

"you could cook hotdogs in my water" made me spit out my coffee 😭

joel trammell

I wouldn’t trash them. Been subscriber for I think 6 years. But this comment gives me heavy STAN vibes. 😂

Nick Iles

We need more Mickey Bronco, this is amazing

Butt Lord

The bronco is too raw for this pony

Conner B.

i’m laughing my ass off because i recall matt talking on an old episode about getting a voice actress to record some “sexually charged” dialogue. this is it. THIS IS GOLD THO 😂

Jeff Stacey

Musta had some of that meth that turns you gay

general grant

God damn it Matt, you’ve done it again. Quite the ride 💯

Lil LIL'

I had to explain my laughing fit at work because of the "you could cook hotdogs in my water" comment. Got me through another workday Mattyboy. Great work.

JonShlick

gargoyles inc videogame when

Scrotie B

Hey what the fuck man

James

What a wild ride. You’re one of one Matt

Caveperson01

Reminds me of Vernon chatman

thelinoleumking

This was incredible. This really needs to be animated. I probably looked like a psycho laughing to myself listening to this at work today.

c weed

Matt what

Ultra

Matt is literally the horniest person I've seen.

K

"This was not fit for human consumption" 😂

isaac

hard 7 minutes into a paytch ep nothing new here

JT Towne

“You can cook hotdogs in my water”…almost got in a car accident hearing this 😂

JT Towne

Fr almost got in a car accident when I heard it😂

Dalton

Horniest Married Artist on Earth

Colbrun

Listening to this while laughing behind a welding hood was peak

Mr. Moist

It depends what’s going on but usually 10 a day with repairs and filter cleans

Darian

Randomly dropped this on a 2 hour drive this was an experience and god damn bro. Male smut?

Darian

What a dawg

Ciaran Egan

Unprecedented use of free will Matt

Art

You really are an empty-headed retard arentcha? Ppl like this dude are quickly making the fanbase of a good thing super cringe like happened with rick and morty

Chucky chix

So corny lmao Blasting the ussr anthem and t posing type humor

Zach

Kung Fury energy

brody duston

Don’t fall for the curse guys. He just wants to get us hard as hell.

Taylor

“I feel like I’m inside the bottle, gah damn” almost made me wreck at work

Garrett Mckown

I heard that Edward Norton voiced Bronco but he didn’t want to be credited to add to the characters mystique.

Graeme Busby

This was my favorite episode ever

Brent Rink

Scroll up.. the credits are above the comments

Brent Rink

Brokie.. upgrade your membership then complain

Brent Rink

Amature. I wouldn't even play the YouTube cast without earbuds in at work..

Colton Stewart

just finished the audiobook for 1984 before switching to this, and to be quite frank this absolutely blows 1984 out of the water

Tyler Esters

It's a masterpiece, Matt. The Shaman reigns again

Camslamders

“I didn’t kill em all, but it sure as shit took the blood out of their hard ons” 🔥

STRiKER45

Charles has a great voice for the character he’s playing but it just sounds like he’s reading his lines for the first time.

Dooges51

Matt you need to look up Joe Frank if you haven’t already

Randy Randelman

Hell yeah, hardcore audio porn. Matt's full circle moment.

Greg

Matt's Creations are amazing. This was so good.

Celery

The greatest literature of our time: 3. George Orwell's Animal Farm 2. Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse 5 1. Matt McCusker's Gargoyles Inc.

Sharne Le Singe

4 minutes in and this is the best thing to ever come out of MSSP

Boost 223

As a female listener, 99.9% of stuff is for me too. 8min in...this is for the dawgz...

Josh Bowman

The sound bite of the black guy coming loud still makes me laugh all these years later

Dawg

“Nothing compared to the medical device kink … it’s called abasiophilia.” Shaman always out here educating the dawgz.

Gee Wiz

My fucking earbuds were dead so I just let this one rip in the break room. Gonna get my ass fired 😂

Don't Feed Foley

If the guys had been wearing Manhood Canada they would have been too sensitive and wouldn't have stood a chance.

ADieterman92

Gasm me to the other side, daddy

Dean Crawford

Harry Potter full cast aight got shit on this, might be the best thing Matt's ever done, I was constantly laughing and the premise is so funny

patreon sucks

stim fapping leather daddies RE-UP!

Keon Graves

Standing ovation. Great job Matt

Chance Mackey

We need more of this. Should make this an anime lol

ardor

This counts as watching porn.

Luftwaffe Loofah

Fucking gold from Matt, I was laughing my ass off. Too bad Shane is a fat, gay, military plant.

Bubba McComb

This officially makes you 2x funnier than Shane. Thank you for this and please lawda mercy don’t stop making these 😂

Rydog

11/10 best patreon yet - Ryan from RI

DirtyDan

Yooooo the Audio work on this was impeccable. The sound scapes and fade in during the shoot out was sick.

Joe Schmo

I think I just got sent

W flakes

This is absolutely crazy and I can't believe I listen to the whole thing very difficult to do this on a construction site

cam casella

This is absolutely peak Matt. Thank you

Garrett

I really liked this thanks Matt

Kristie Aurora

Matthew… and brethren… where do I find the animated version?

andrew huenink

Listened to this at work next to half a dozen women and had to hold in maniacal cackling the entire time. One headphone disconnection and I'd be fired instantly

CalHuds

I’m sure Matt said a while ago one of his goals is to make some guy at work listen to a passionate lesbian sex scene? Mission accomplished

Miles Kinney

This. I shit you not. Has to be the best thing I’ve ever listened to in all the years of my life.

Eric Gleason

Loved it man, absolutely awesome!!!

Austin Hinton

Maybe Matt should start watching porn again lol 10/10 Hilarious

Jake Witter

maybe put this on a different channel.

Cody Letner

It’s okay that this bricked you up for the whole time

Justin Bum

I could almost imagine it all step by step. What breathtaking visuals you’ve created within me 🤭

Dean Power

"I didnt kill them all, but I sure as shit took the blood out of their hard-ons." 432/10

Dean Power

Is that fucking Tomar and Chris???

Sower

Man this was incredible

Ricky Toolis

I haven’t smiled like this in so long

Patrick Slevin

Holy shit, Matt you're fucking hilarious

Weimerica

What the fuck is this?

Sean Carson

I’ll do literally anything for more of whatever the fuck this is

Harry

This just started playing randomly wtf😂

SkiptoAcceptance

people really like this. leaving me no choice but to leave the MSSP Patreon cause

Goofy

That was fucking amazing, bravo and well done good sir

Kayden Hund

It’s great but has gotten me in trouble multiple times when my lady things I’m listening to porn to go to sleep lol. If only she’d give me the pink lol

Kayden Hund

Called comedy lol you clearly arent apart of any of it. Go ahead and leave the dawgs arent going anywhere

Jay Why

It's only a buck... but am I really helping to produce gay BDSM porn? Is this some kind of call for help, Matt? If you ever need someone to talk to, just reach out to me. I'll get back to you ASAP . P.S.: Maybe give some thought to whether this Pedro guy might be a bad influence on your life?

VOID

holy fucking shit this was amazing

Loki

Dude

Dean Osborne

Matt.. what the fuck we gotta find you a normal hobby

Darren Strong

I had a dream I met u at a show and u lil bro'd me matt wtf not cool man.

Shaggy 59

God im glad i saved this for a day where i needed a laugh

Eric Moore

What the actual fuck am I listening to?

Johnny

What the hell

Brady

Must be a lot of dots on the calendar this month

James

Is there video for this?

Ian Fulton

Is there a video or?