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Gooniverse Paytch audio ft Dan St. Germain and Nate (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-17 15:27:24
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2026-06

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Cole White

Yuuuuuuuuurrr gentlemen

Cole White

They thought Matt was into the dark arts

Kirk

Nice, Butterly just had on Germain too that rules

Matt

Bill it’s dad give me a call

Taryn

sick

Chase M

Saving this for the Monday grind

Jordan Vahcic

McCusker… where is the party spot when you come to CLE?

ADieterman92

We should all remind each other…… the ultimate booster. Shane needs to get back on the boost maxing

Matt

Just got in the dump truck and this is the first notification I get. Gonna be a blessed shift

Dragon Nuts

GOING TO CHANGE OUT HYDRAULIC CYLINDERS IN A GARBAGE COMPACTOR LETS GOOOOOOOOO I FUCKING LOVE MY LIFE

Trevor

This one’s for the boys who put in work on Saturdays, thanks Gardonzo

Fronkk97

Working overtime and got bless with the shaman👌

Jeff Stacey

Im delivering mail in 8 degree weather. We're so blessed aren't we

Dominic

Blessings from Belfast

Andrew Smith

Matt so white, he don’t have black hair so he wouldn’t know. Touching black peoples hair is tokened for white doll. Don’t touch me shit

Willy B. Hardigan

FINISHING CHANGING A TURBO ON A D13 VOLVO LETS GOOO

Dragon Nuts

Gotta keep them Pakis on the road!

ShineyD

Matt please while Shane’s gone give the dogs an epic long history Paytch 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Josh

13 mile walking route in 10 degree weather but I’m feeling inclecta so it’s all good

Matthew Pepin

Man, the podcast is so great when it’s just Matt and that other guy (forgot his name) isn’t around to interrupt and derail the conversation.

Tevyn Pacey

Oh wow look Nate again. At least no fucking Lemaire

HOMI YAYO

If Nate or Lemaire are on the Patreon next week I’m gonna kill myself

Patron

No balls

Alan

What the fuck is this shit

Lindsay Grahams Lover

You’d think this comment section is full of fucking girls with how much you complain

J

Yuck how’d you get here?

Jay Dawg

Matt and Random Dickheads Secret Podcast

chris Urubek

Good episode. Honestly contender for episode of the year.

cj prewitt

The best 1 dollar ever spent.

Dom Rocha

Norcal 60 degree weather only 2 hrs walking and the rest cbus. Ez pz day

Cooper

Matt’s Ethiopian Food joke straight outta when Harry met Sally

Ethan Piatek

Same takes on the world that college chicks have… don’t get me started on the neck beard “yea it’s like really like scary man” holy shit remember when they made jokes on this podcast?

Gideon Starsgrave

Imma gonna put 10 on Matt is making up the “white power” story. Jussie Matt Smollet

Gideon Starsgrave

Juicy Matt Shaman is a great new handle for those who know

Gideon Starsgrave

Jack Parsons’ second wife - Majorie - was the demon he summoned doing Crowleys Babylon working. SHE was the one that was there when he died doing a RITUAL with fulminate of mercury - not a bomb

Gideon Starsgrave

Gnosticism is a heresy based on Greek homo stuff. And don’t ever compare Enoch to Gnosticism. This is a catholic trap

Stinky_Dinky

"Why are there Somalians" is a great question with no good answer.

cheeseburgerchamp

Can't wait for Matt's book, I need a signed copy

Stinky_Dinky

Good luck with your terminal bussy acquired AIDS

i. killuminati

I’m convinced Matt hasn’t seen a Nick Shirley video . I think he saw some other dude who was doing something similar and thinks it’s Nick

BeardedVet94

Boooo start your own shit dude. Upload old eps that were removed or nothing at all would be better.

Zachary

Don’t be gay

Cream brown

I’m being spoonfed Nate marshal as if I’m a child

Cream brown

Jamie pecker lover look at you

Cream brown

This shit is what the fuck it is

Gideon Starsgrave

Yeah…this sucks but think the non Shane pod is pretty much cooked. If Nate’s not funny by now - it’s not happening

Nicky Splashburn

I come here to giggle. I go to WAR MODE podcast to learn.

Jayden Whalan

Just a bunch of whining pussies watching the pod. We getting good eps

Evan Hannauer

can’t wait to see my glorious shaman tonight

BeardedVet94

No this is ass. This isn't what anyone pays for.

Julian Berman

Yea bro otherwise that’d be very straight of me

Gideon Starsgrave

At the Tower of Babel, they got the “angel of general scamming” as their prince. He’s related to the angel of Eastern Europe

Evinak

Sometimes it takes just one word to get one's moneys worth. Dickarus.

Garrett Brady

Matt is becoming such a liberal cuck. In one 10 minute episode he suggested letting the government take care of everyone and then he’s upset at how the Somalians are being subjected…… wtf

Ethan M

Fag ass libbed out pod as soon as you guys got a little money you start lecturing the poors on why we don’t want Somalians stealing our wealth

Paul Atreidesdeeeznuts

Hell yeah Matt read up on the Judas Scrolls. Skalas is a bitch. 😅

Cole

Cry more you poor freak

Lapidus

If you get upset about political shit on this podcast you’re a fucking retard

Kevin Kelly

Started this I have brown girl sis Columbia

Kevin Kelly

Never going to join in out

Kevin Kelly

African food with veggies

Johnny

Goddamn I can't skip a pod fast enough when mat starts going on his retard rants. Get a stopwatch and mute his mic whenever he's been talking about a conspiracy for more than 5 minutes.

Levi Cuen

Damn this pod really gargled some Somali balls.

Curt

Go try to walk in random schools without a purpose while asking where the kids are, dumbass.

Ethan M

Go watch the video, lmao that was a disingenuous representation by Matt and iso on the last pod. Trying to enroll an alleged kid is a valid thing to do, and it doesn’t make these legitimate enterprises

Christian

this podcast is for college chicks. weve moved on to WAR MODE now

Curt

There’s an enrollment process for any school. You can’t just have two adult bros show up asking where the kids are. Fraud exists, but if I’m working at a school and two weirdos show up wanting to see the kids I’m calling the cops.

Curt

I see there’s still a lot of Qtards from the old warmode days in here.

Curt

If listening to the Space Jam soundtrack on the way to the gym is gay, you can call me Gianni Versace.

The Operating Room (band)

Hey Matt, the people want to know what backing tracks are you currently jamming to? Would like to get on the same regimen

Johnny

The numbers dont lie. Mat's solo episodes barely do 1/3 of the views that Shane does.

NewFool

Haven't listened to last half of the cast, but if Matt's being gay about Somalis, the finer, truer point is that dirty Dem politicians in MN allowed this to happen, also in other blue states. Don't get me wrong, Republican politicians do this too, like Mike Pence was involved in some of similar fraud shit - look it up - and for decades, Republicans have looked the other way regarding undocumented workers for cheap labor, libertarian Koch brothers too. MN - Walz is a complete loser fag, but also their AG is an avowed antifa cunt - Keith Ellison (famous picture of him with an Antifa handbook). Mayor of Minneapolis is a blm cuck, foot kisser. The political, ngo infrastructure is what allows this, but Matt don't be fooled, a lot of Somalis were brought in precisely to vote for the people who would let them do the fraud. Politicians, those in the ngos and peripheral entities all make money along with the fucked up Somalis. Not saying every single Somali in MN or anywhere else in the US is a crook fraudster, but don't get it twisted - this was a planned grift. Note that you don't have areas of the country where there's, say, Japanese associated wide-spread fraud or Argentinian fraud. There are instances of gang/underworld mob groups that do fraud or other shit say like Russians, Armenians, Venezuelans, Mexicans etc. Blame politicians first, especially AG and gov.; also Ilhan Omar and the fag mayor of Minn. but Somalis who were shipped in don't just get to play a "poor-oppressed refugee" card either. It's not that hard to sus out bro.

Johnny DeJesus

Sounds like some shit a bitch would say and still pays.

Al Jolsen

+1 To everything NewFool said.

Johnny

Ill gladly pay $5 to tell a retard his opinions suck.

Gideon Starsgrave

Great - but we already know it’s a scam and people tried to report it and got shut down as “raciss anz shiz” so you gotta knock on doors. This isn’t hard as long as you’re not trying to cover for hating white people and the West

Tyler Budde

This guy's a dumb ass, yes of course there's an alien space ship under the pyramid

Dubaba

Nick Shirley is a retard 💯

Dubaba

Go watch Ben Shapiro you retard

Dubaba

Go cry about it somewhere else you sound like Ben Shapiro

D G

Imagine paying someone five dollars to try and insult them🤓 (In a patreon comment section btw, like twitter or reddit wouldn't let you do it for free)

Johnny

I pay $5 because the pod used to be worth listening to. Then mat got solo episodes and went on retard rants. So I'm allowed to bitch when the content that I pay to listen to is turned into brain dead conspiracies 3 times a month.

PG

Is this dude for real

Nathan Brown

Grown ass man paying to complain. Shane gonna see this and see your a bitch

Dave

Shane is a big fat pig

Alonso Madrid

matt and shane secret butt blast

Johnny

The view counts beg to differ. Solo mat pods get drastically fewer views, because the majority of people dont want to hear his retarded conspiracies.

Johnny

Hell just compare the views for ep 593 (180k views) and ep 594 (733k views). Mat pods = dead episode.

Stoned

Waaaah i can’t suck shane’s dick through my phone screen because he’s filming tires waaaah sybau with your obnoxious “makin em at night 🤣🤣🤣” head asses

Johnny

Pointing out that nobody wants to hear mat's retarded conspiracies is sucking shane's dick? Mat can't even stand on one complete thought whenever he's talking to a guest, the second that someone disagrees with him he immediately back peddles. The dude is a fucking moron and only has a career riding everyone else's coattails.

Johnny

Mat has always been like this, which is why Shane doesn't just let him ramble, which is why solo mat pods ALWAYS perform worse than EVERY other episode on the pod. Dont argue with me, argue with the literal hundreds of thousands of people that intentionally ignore solo mat pods.

Crisp Rat

You are a surface level retard

Johnny

Im not metaphorically criticizing anything. I'm saying, objectively, mat is a terrible lead for a pod, and if the options are A) let mat solo a pod, or B) skip a week's release so people that are actually worth listening to are back, the clear best choice is B. Either that or fucking liable it "Mat-cast" or something so everybody knows not to waste our time.

Taylor

Why would Matt not like nick tho was my original question, kid has a good heart. Unless Matt is all for the samolis then I would understand 😂

Johnny

You're comment wasn't worth reading the first time

Johnny

Yup, it's all me and the hundreds of thousands that agree with me. We're all wrong 😔

Johnny

Mat damn sure doesn't make the best podcast 🤣🤣🤣

Gideon Starsgrave

The “it was already investigated” crowd is the same crowd as “release the Epstein files (whatever that is)” WHICH HAVE ALSO ALREADY BEEN INVESTIGATED using these stoopid cow socialist soy boys and AWFLs logic. Fuck illegals, fuck communists and fuck scammers

Gideon Starsgrave

JR is an op who is upset Daddy’s home and if you don’t work you don’t eat. Most MSSP’ers of the current age feel the same, sadly

BeardedVet94

Yeah I'm not 12 maybe accept Matt is fucking ass. Your meat riding for a guy who thinks Pearl Harbor was just two planes. Smh look how gay you are.

Michael Richards

Just had a random thought while listening to an older paytch. How upset would Matt be if Shane got an attractive jacked silver fox bestie that’s also married to a black woman. Just a little more jacked and better looking than Matt. He couldn’t take it 😂

BeardedVet94

No dude I'm bitching because this content isn't what anyone signed up for initially. This isn't Matt's podcast or Matt and whatever fuck wit he brings on. So yeah I'd like to hear Shane he's the only reason I'm here in the first place. Soo if I'm gay for bitching about this toilet bowl content pull them pants down and pull it out big boy.

BeardedVet94

Nah man you're not correct lol most of them are continuations from the regular podcast. So they say more spicy stuff that's the whole allure of it. If you're paying $10 a month for these 40 minute solo eps you're a tard. This used to be a fun backround pod but i cannot channel out Matt's bullshit anymore. Perhaps your right but i want my shit soup how i want it Goddammit! 😂

BeardedVet94

I don't even know what i pay lmao $5 sounds right i wasn't grandfathered in time.

Micah

Thats a lot of words

Teriyaki Hotdogs

Yo any Dawgs know what Matt's supp stack is? I've been going completely natty only what my body produces (not bragging) just wanna step up my game. Also don't want any tainted Chinese supps either. Thanks in advance

Blck 7

Always knew Matt was closeted racist but holy shit bros just casually exchanging nods with white supremacists now. Shane needs to have The Gard dog keep those mics locked up when hes traveling wtf

NewFool

before the supps use a hammer on your cheekbones and forehead.

NewFool

real dawgs don't fantasize about gay/feminine warfare tactics to amuse themselves, weirdo.

leo

thanks for making me tear up, assholes. (dude in is mid 40s)

Sludes

matt’s such a fucking retard

Michael Richards

Self proclaimed real dawg is hilarious 😂 All they do is talk shit and screw with each other. Just like most friend groups of heterosexual men do. Get over yourself, you sensitive little man you.

Tin Man

Say that in front of a black man…

Tin Man

Nick is just a pussy ass simp who’s little pecker you suck …

NewFool

stop being gay

Michael Richards

You can’t stop thinking about me being gay can you sport? Just come out of the closet lil bro. It’ll be alright.

Gideon Starsgrave

It’s a Jussie smollet/subway sandwich event. Didn’t happen.

Gideon Starsgrave

She may have white skin but she is not of the west - see the nose and company choices. We investigate until the guilty are in jail and their families and friends deported to some hell hole

Gideon Starsgrave

Who is Nick and how do you know his penis dimensions? Glory hole pals?

Gideon Starsgrave

You would think you’d get tired of me just roasting you constantly (and your terrible, terrible made up takes) - but you just keep coming. Kinda impressive

NewFool

lol, weak

Shaboingboing

I think he talks about it on the spotify version of this podcast i know its ashwaganda and macha or however you spell them im retarded

NewFool

*Chad "Yes." meme*

Sten

He mentions shilajit as well as what someone else already mentioned with ahswaganda

i. killuminati

Minnesota is grifter capital of the USA right now but Nick Shirley did encounter massive fraud .

Cock Farmer

Nate and some no name queer. I’ll pass

James Briscoe

Yo when are you guys gonna stop being fucking pussies

Frank Deezo

I was given a Hitler Youth Knife from my crazy uncle when I was in the third grade. I still have that shit.

Paco Kenny

You pay them every month

Gideon Starsgrave

That’s wha you took from that comment? CTE from male porno is a hell of a thing.

Local

Matt’s supp plan is genuinely making him retarded. Matt 3 years ago would stomp circles around him

Bobby

They live in transplant city because everywhere outside of Austin Texans drive 20 miles over the speed limit everywhere. Shit I lived in Austin for three years and even there they would drive like maniacs.

Blck 7

What are you two hens even clucking about?

Blck 7

Nigga why? If your uncle gave you some cp would you keep it? Lol

Blck 7

Tried to listen to warmode twice and found it gay twice.

Dave

One time I swallowed a blue dye pill that you’re meant to put in your toilet tank. It turns the water blue so you can find leaks or whatever. I thought it would turn my pee green but nothing happened.

Ben

If he was a “closeted racist” then he probably wouldn’t have married a black woman, retard

Dave

I wouldn’t go that far

Blck 7

Holy cow. You try not to think too hard about complex topics huh?

David Taylor

Who else gets sad when it’s just Matt on the podcast where is SHANE !!!

Humper

You are retarded if you don’t think the Somalians here in Minnesota scammed all of us taxpayers man Matt is running this podcast right into the shitter I remember a time Matt was actually patriotic not smug Cunt

Dave

Lmao you’re from Minnesota??

SwissCheeYoAh

Been listening to the pod for a min just subscribed to the patch recently. These comments are gold😭😭😭 Holy Incel

james harris

I can’t be the first person to point out that Gerben looks like Mario Cristobal

Dave

I’m thrilled you’re enjoying it? I’m Shane btw

Humper

Reread the comment I have faith you can figure this out on your own

NewFool

Gerben looks like an old timey ventriloquist's dummy. even the wrinkles around his mouth look like a dummy, it's wild.

NewFool

BTW: reason why I posted below that Republicans are also to blame for all the fraud in MN, OH and elsewhere is because they're greassed up in the grifts too. I mentioned Pence below in an education fraud situation, but guess who let in the somalis? Hate the politicians first and then those actually taking part in the fraud, not correct to just say it's all Somalis, though they're obviously deeply imbedded in the grift. just a simple check on ai: U.S. Representative Tom Emmer (Republican) Past Support for the Somali Community Congressional Somalia Caucus: In 2015, Emmer co-founded the Congressional Somalia Caucus alongside Keith Ellison (Democrat) to address issues relevant to both Somalia and the diaspora in Minnesota. Town Hall Defense: During a 2015 town hall in St. Cloud, Emmer famously pushed back against constituents calling for a moratorium on Somali refugees. He described Somalis as "some of the fastest-assimilating populations" and compared their experience to that of German and Polish immigrants. Constitutional Stance: He argued at the time that a ban on a specific group of people based on their origin was unconstitutional and "un-American". also, even more, all republicans: Below is the list of figures, categorized by political party, and their roles in this historical context: Republicans George H.W. Bush (President, 1989–1993): His administration initiated the 1992 U.S. military and humanitarian intervention in Somalia. This action immediately preceded the first large wave of U.S. refugee visas issued to Somalis that same year. George W. Bush (President, 2001–2009): The federal refugee resettlement program continued under his administration; notably, more Somali refugees were resettled in Minnesota during his final seven years in office (approx. 9,858) than during the same timeframe under the subsequent Obama administration (approx. 6,320). Arne Carlson (Governor of MN, 1991–1999): The first major waves of Somali refugees arrived in Minnesota during his tenure. While resettlement is a federal process, his state administration provided the social services framework that accommodated the initial arrivals. Jim Ramstad (U.S. Representative, 1991–2009): A moderate Republican who represented parts of the Twin Cities suburbs during the peak years of Somali resettlement. He was known for maintaining cooperative relationships with the growing immigrant communities in his district. Jim Abeler (State Senator, 1999–Present): A prominent Minnesota Republican who has recently defended the Somali community, arguing that many came to escape civil war and are now integral to the state's fabric as businesspeople and workers. David Gaither (Former State Senator & Chief of Staff to Gov. Pawlenty): A Republican leader who has led the International Education Center since roughly 2008, an organization that helps refugees and immigrants with language and workforce skills. Tim Pawlenty (Governor of MN, 2003–2011): While later calling for a "pause" in resettlement during his 2018 campaign, as governor he oversaw the continued growth of the Somali community and previously praised the contributions of refugee groups like the Hmong for their family values.

Dave

If I lived in Minnesota I would wake up every day and drink a pint of piss. In preparation, you see.

Paint

Usual suspects. “Im gonna find a way to make myself a victim out of this” maybe if that wasnt the only thing you produced people would like you more

Blck 7

Would i be a victim if I called you a moron because you say moronic things? Lol

Blck 7

Im talking to Taint not you, JR.

Rick

“They think they discovered one under the pyramid” 😂

James Briscoe

Deflection dumbass. Shane can do a lot of fucking good if he grew a god damn spine and wasn’t becoming such a fucking coward sell out. I wonder as a history buff he feels knowing he’s literally contributed to fall of the United States by being a cuck and following in line right behind everyone else to suck Joe Rogan’s fat cock in front of everyone everyone he’s on JRE.

Johnny Cage

I need another 10 min blast

Johnny Cage

No, Dr. Penis. Some of us have been here for 10 years and waiting to see Shane turn Hollywood. Let the man reap what he sowed. There’s a ton of good OT to listen to…

Evan Kirchmer

This guest is the worst guy ever

noisyboy

comparing WWII memorabilia to child porn? Yeah, our country is cooked.

Jake

Black isrealites are basically black scientologists

Jacoby the White

I think I’d be sitting with Nate on this one 😂

Gideon Starsgrave

No - and anyone trying to delineate Christs judgement there, or anywhere else, is damned. Enjoy hell, fucko

Ahol

Dude black people's audacity astounds me to claim that you are simultaneously black Israelites the Egyptian kings the original creators of electricity and all that I start to just zone out when they talk about it because it's always some fat fucking slob anyways claiming the black people were the superior race

Blck 7

Yes, I consider genocide as bad as pedophilia. Is that controversial? Lol

William Stephen

The black Israelites in center city Philly are next level. I’ve been screamed at and called the white devil as I laugh uncontrollably.

Derek Waring

Disney fox and the hound jacks me up so bad.

Attackenkraken

Backing the Quality Learing Center is a bold move.

that's what's up

So hilarious when these guys talk about shit they don't know about

Doctor Penis

Still doesn’t mean it’s not cooked? Never once did I shame them for “going Hollywood” I’ve been a defender of them doing what they love since I’ve found them. Pod is still cooked lol. OT is goated, after the fifth listen it might be time to put them to rest.