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4 MAN JAMBOREE SLAM PAYTCH ft Tim Butterly, Ian Fidance, Ehsan Ahmad (Patreon)

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2026-01-30 12:10:01
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Ep 596 - 4-MAN JAMBOREE SLAM PAYTCH

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Comments

Danny 03

The dawgs are up late

Slim Jesus

Blue collar Dawgs are howling 🐺

PaddyB

Blessed be, by thine dawgs hands

DankHill

I don’t have enough holes

Trevor Williams

BLESSED ARE THE BLUE COLLAR DAWGS FOR I CAN NOW SMILE AT WORK

Dave

No offence to him but if Ian Fidance was hit by a train I would be happy.

Clayton

Legendary 0400 am pull from the bois, perfect timing 🥲

Dave

I hate everything about him and wish he would shut up and die already with all due respect.

AwolAndy

Forget matt, Ian looking huge. It might just be the beard though.

Angelique

blessed be the dawgs These eps might save me today Amen ☝🏻

Luke

I hear fidance, I turn it off, simple as

bojang

Put the bag away for the night gentlemen

Mac

Well this is perfect timing

Kyle

Because he’s gay? I agree

Ryan Dignon

may all the late night dawgs be blessed on this fine day

Kris Kares

Patreon before the regular episode feels wrong

Andrew James

Would have preferred if it was just Matt and Tim.

Kris Kares

Im waking up for work

Ned Schneebly

Wow Dave… you’re one of those people….

chris

Shift just started and happened to check the patreon mashallahhhhhhhh

Nunyobzness

Ian makes it about him from the start. Go away.

RC James

Butterly sitting where baby Billy once sat

BatmanBootyBouncin

Damn that dude needs to shave off his hair haha. What a Friday morning treat! Gomez next week to shit on lemeeewzy

HeroinHero

Where’s the big dawg?

Anthony

Butterly can't save how painfully unfunny Ian and Ehsan are

John

AWESOME! More Shaneless content for the people who pay! This is so great, you guys! I sure wouldn't want to be a complainer and get dogpiled by a bunch of dude simps!

Scott Ward

Where the stories at mane?

Juiceontheloose

I'd take fidance and butterly 10/10 times over more Matt and Lamorp

Dave

If he did or said anything funny even one time I know that I would find him very likeable. But he’s just loud and annoying with no payoff.

Fart Doctor

Early dawg jerks his hog

Wrong Turn Ryan

Out making big dawg money. Probably shooting Tires

Cobee

Blessed be the Dawgs

Ben H.

Ian Fidance 🤮

Sean

I'll wait for the reg first. Can't upset the balance.

EAUMI

What up my D-A-W-Gees

Mason

Matt, please. We don’t want guests. Keep these hog slobberers off the cast. We want the shaman back. The man who made this shit what it is. All of these guests always fucking suck, because they are just doing it for exposure. The cast was always at its strongest when it was the OG boyos cracking cidies. Now we got some dude that looks like he belongs in Calcutta.

Booker T

I just waited for the terrorist to blow the set up the whole time 💣

Booker T

Take a break little guy

Booker T

The suicide bomber?

Bill R

Asan looks like he is filming a jihad video in this thumbnail

Bill R

He is my favorite gay comedian what is your problem

Rip Van Winkle

Thank God we have Ian on the cast to take 3 minutes before starting to educate us about politics based on made up garbage he saw on TikTok

Jay Dawg

On this week’s episode of Matt and Never Shane’s Secret Podcast we have absolute fucking water heads on as guests.

River Manion

My brother in Christ please shave your head no one wants to look at the top of your scalp

Luis Martinez

Matt you used to be my favorite comedian now your turning your against us lads! Sell out if you no nothing about Immigration and how they treat us Mexicans ! I am a US Vet btw just cause you look a certain way does mean you should be harassed

Ben

They finally got Dong Lemon, good riddance

Clockrocket

I love the duality of Matt. Needs 4k HD footage from all angles to pick a side on basic constitutional rights, but will also make huge changes to his life because he gets a vibe from some posts about coffee.

Carter Colosky

The premium subscriber QnA is maybe the funniest thing that's been added to the show in recent memory, literally can't listen to this at work anymore because I'm causing a scene laughing at my desk. Much love to the dawgs

lucy

God I love this show

Evan Offenberger

🫱( (*) )🫲 / /🙃\ \ Great cast love the dawgs

Ben H.

He comes off as a pederast, not just a gay.

Grand Mogwai

Missing link shirt at the podium 💯

Ben H.

Liberals are the absolute worst.

Ben

Go find something else, then. We are all proud black conservatives here

GC414

Damn they got Rafi from the League? They gotta get the 9/11 dude next

Juiceontheloose

He's a libtard, always has been. Has the criminal mentality of one for sure thinking stealing through self checkout is just fine

Alex Avilla

Can we just hear a solo pod from Matt ! Ian makes me want to cut my ears off

Andy James

Why do you pay for the show

Jess N.

Weird flex Ben…

B

This podcast made me check to see what Fighter and the Kid were up to.

Austin K Baker

Get that hate out of your heart brother.

nick compiano

Your last name is Estevez, your not a fucking dawg, your a little pussy cat liberalllll

Maybe a Spider

i would rather have a solo lemaire episode than listen to ian for 10 minutes. wish that retard overdosed

Gideon Starsgrave

“Water heads” - yeah / that’s perfect. We gotta lot of genetic clean up to do

Gideon Starsgrave

“I’ll send you to the Bombay Bicycle Club!”

Gideon Starsgrave

First off, Dave, 💯 (respectfully of course). Second, Ian is gay? On top of figuratively sucking ass as well? He needs to quit and get a real job

Gideon Starsgrave

Yeah I bailed on WarMode (fuck them) and I’m scared we’re veering into the same dumb, old man liberal to still seem “cool” trap. Probation for sure. Yeah I know, “totally gay!” “Simp!” “Cuck!” “Small penis” “Jew!” “Nagger!”

Xponent

Ian is fucking intolerable on every podcast.

nick larson

Love from MN! Just FYI to anyone unaware... Petty, wealthy, powerful people are trying to exact revenge on an entire state for NONE of the reasons they are saying publicly. No interest in safety, and no respect for the constitution. But the people are holding it down! I've never seen so much love and community, real people looking out for eachother.

NHTriumph

Who gives a shit about being progressive? "Progress" is a cancer.

Tim Dillon's Cum Rag

Very nice for Austin comics to humble themselves enough to hang out with a NY comic

Dave

I dont want for him to kill himself or anything disgusting like that but if he WERE to be murdered I would feel an overwhelming sense of relief and satisfaction, that’s all I’m saying.

Dave

If anyone listened to this do me a favour and smack yourself

Matt

Unsubbing from this horse shit

Maybe a Spider

do us all a favor and stretch your neck with a rope

cloudbloom

432hz consciousness bombs incoming

Junya

All of these guests were insufferable lmao and Matt has no idea what he’s even saying regarding immigration. Fuck u if ur a conservative. I love pussy and beer too but yall are tards

Cunkus

Newjack

Nathan D Myers

Remember when Shane actually appeared on the show for more than one episode a month? Tires is mid at best, focus on the pod, you know, the thing that got you famous…

Dave

This is offensive

Quin

Shut up nerd

The Pope

Too bad he won’t catch aids and die

The Pope

Deleted my comment about how unfunny Ian is ? Fucking gay gardini you spaghetti bending Wop. Suck my Catholic dick

JG

lol what a pussy

Blake Lomas

I thought it was a funny pod despite Ian

mxmxmism

Love this show and all it's fellas, but Matt you're an idiot. Your cluelessness isn't charming anymore. You're 40

francisco castro

Please Matt he’s right just read to us stories of Spanish Conquistadors brutalizing native americans so I can sleep to stories of Christendom winning over paganism again

Celery

You spelt cock and cranberry juice wrong.

Bibi Spank-My-Ass-Blue

One of the worst pods in MSSP history, holy hell. Get war mode for a palate cleanser stat

francisco castro

Please sir Mathew of the land of Patreon Please stop feeding us slop I don’t like this I want more Gourmet food like a book about the conquistadors or the Spanish golden age

NewFool

these guys drinking a big ol glass of Dong Limon

Gideon Starsgrave

Isn’t it awesome? Manifest destiny of stopping demon worshipping heart ripping rape raiding thieving chodes.

Itzahmauisnypah🎯

God dam the slop is really slop wtf, I’ll go listen to the crazy meth heads at the bus stop or my sandi Arabian smoke shop owner guy, wtf Matt c’mon bruh, ya better then this

Michael

The confidence Matt has coupled with saying the dumbest shit you’ve ever heard anyone say is kind of beautiful

Michael

Dude I was thinking the exact same!!! Ahahahahaha

The Pope

Ian Fidance is the least talented and most unfunny person to ever be on this Pod or Cumtown. I mean talk about a hack coattail rider, it’s insane that he has scraped a career out of letting Mullen call him a fag. Seriously Ian just quit dude , go shoot smack and suck dick and leave comedy alone. You aren’t funny , endearing , or entertaining. You are a net drain on society as a whole. We all hate you

dude guy

he's proven that he really isnt "better than this" everytime shane is gone the pod falls apart

dude guy

lol yea warmode went gay.. sad times

francisco castro

Now hold on a minute that confidence built this podcast and one of his best qualities if he take that confidence and inform his opinion then he’d be unstoppable

francisco castro

I think you’re just gay for jewy man he’s skinny as hell

Jordan Littlefield

I fucking hate the no talent, ass clown Fidance. I will not listen just to avoid hearing him.

Benjamin Parra

how? im gay and don’t pay attention

Aldo Raine

Tell Ian to throw that hat in the dishwasher on light wash for an hour. You can use a bowl underneath to keep it in place

Kristian Finn

Lmaooo the Tim Dillion call for the Erika Kirk drag queen was unprecedented

uncle murmur

When you wanna scream about your retardation into the void, keep it down next time

Junya

Low IQ white boys lol. You can give me a suck if you want ik you’re repressing your gayness

uncle murmur

What a bunch of fucking whining little bitches in this comment section. Bug chasing energy. Both episodes ruled

Dean Annibal

Gay Indian isn’t funny but good pod

Jesse Raibourn

This may be the worst group of pussy man I’ve ever seen wtf happened

Anson Call

Hat in the sink with dish soap, scrub, rinse, let dry

Carmel Water's #1 Guy

First time he was on Cumtown was one of the funniest things I've heard. Being publicly outed as closeted gay/tranny lover by asking him if his dad who got hit by a train would be disappointed in him. It was funny when people were actually mean to him, rather than feeding into his humiliation kink

Carmel Water's #1 Guy

WARMODE sucks now, and it's not because of Spud having a kid. Bill is lazy

It's Over Johnny

Matt don't listen to these fucking cry babies this was a great hang. More of this and bless us with a war mode appearance

HP

Woof. Might be time to be done with the dawgz

Carmel Water's #1 Guy

The constitution never accounted for a Jewish conspiracy to overrun the country with people whom the founding fathers never would've allowed here.

The Pope

Get help bud

Gideon Starsgrave

“White boys” built the western world you don’t deserve to live in joke person from joke culture

Junya

You are actually stupid man holyyy it was built off the backs of slaves and migrant workers. Read a book once in a while.

francisco castro

Woah woah chill guys let’s not make jokes like that brother

Kevo

The world is going to shit and I gotta go another week without Shane?

goatedking420

this comment section is unreal, you rule Matt. don’t listen to these absolute losers

Jordan Drumb

Matt, good lord stop being so neurotic about caffeine and substances, you trick yourself into believing everything is so critical when you are just running from all the stress you put on yourself. Placebo is real. Chill dawgy.

Cock Farmer

Guests so shitty they make you miss listening to Lemaire.

Eric Williams

Ah so PrEP and Prep H are different i didnt know. Dont need either but i guess you never know it could come a day when i need both

Lil LIL'

Sorry Matt this one was a bit hard to listen too. Still a dawg.. maybe record an episode of the book you mentioned about the Amazon or whatever. Peace and love.

JK

great episodes. love listening to stories from a brown dude about his dad taking advantage of the system and moving his whole extended family over here. really cool matt

JK

Johnny voted for kamala

JK

bragging about his dad taking advantage of loopholes and moving his wife’s whole family over here. starting to think shamelessness is a heritable genetic trait

Steven Moore

Watching it makes me feel like it’s real and to me you dudes are just fucking fake faggots that sometimes have funny take

MachoMac

I read these comments every once in a blue moon and it really stuck with me today, while I was looking for the patreon earlier, and i’m coming to back because it stuck with me. It’s almost like the dawgs have been infiltrated by bad actors. These negative Nancies are covering ground and it’s time for a counter offensive. General Gardini and General L’meezy have to get these out sooner or the communist propaganda wins

Robert B Williams

Can’t watch another second of Fidance. I’m out. Same for that retarded scamming retard Paki. I’m not even a Conservative. These people are evil.

Robert B Williams

And then lecturing us on how to feel about immigration. Every last one of them has to go. They don’t understand why. Well show them once we’re on Mars.

Robert B Williams

Dude a dishwasher isn’t gonna kill AIDS and a prolapsed anus

Robert B Williams

I’ve seen you fail to address or combat a single persons point for like five comments in a row. Heed your own advice pal.

LOCKDOWN

Idgaf shane gave Matt and the squad a career and when they are alone this shit is so cancer i love matt but its seems matt is still trying to figure out what he wants to be with out matt lol the weed head/shaman guy is getting real old fast when shane is not here. Plus shane said tht he doesn’t see him doing the cast any longer on his jre episode. So the bag was really on us to make them wealthy

Luke

Yeah well I’ll fucking kill you with a knife so how about that for comedy

Luke

Don’t take advice from the guy who abstains from jacking it because he used to fuck tranny hookers, this is how we got here

SLS

yeah genuinely love these guys and it would suck to see shane become less and less involved, Matt’s the best wouldn’t mind listening to him talk about books or history more but holy shit some of the guests are goofy but hey mainly here to just pay Lemaires bills with my meager $5 a month and matt finds a way to always make the pod enjoyable.

Callum

The bar is so low for guests on here sometimes. These guys wouldnt even be the funniest person at a bar hang.

iiTzDeyo

What did you like?

iiTzDeyo

Who made them do it? Are you dumb? You think we dont know that? Did the slaves also come up with the blueprints, ideas, any of the machinery, the costs, the literal imagination of what could be. But yeah the slaves built everything and should run the show now. Hell, whites should be the slaves and see what magnificence the rest of the world could collectively come up with. Im high and bored.

Dr Kutakente Chickenstein

Immigrants are big business bioweopons to our economy. Big business pawns. To keep your wages low. To keep unionization down.

Sark

Brutal. It’s gonna be a long winter.

Kevo

It’s just a different podcast without Shane. The two of them together are perfect. Idk why but Matt always has the most awful, weirdest people on as guests. Plus everyone is stressing due to the current state of affairs and we just want the big man to calm us down a bit.

The Pope

Glad someone else has finally brought that up. Shane’s only hanging on so Matt’s kids can eat, he hates podcasting. I give Shane until Thanksgiving tops

francisco castro

He’s never fucking said he doesn’t enjoy the pod he’s justified in saying he doesn’t want all his bizness out there Btw I’m sure he’s not gonna stop doing the podcast anytime soon he’s rich but the cast makes about 240,000 dollars a month to about 620,000 on the low end but if they have more than 50% people paying for the 10 dollar then they make closer to 800,000 bucks a month so if they want they can quit at anytime but the money probably won’t let them Like imagine you get a 20 million dollar contract with Netflix but you make 14 million a year on the Patreon + YouTube they are making bank 🏦 Shane can totally just switch to one podcast a month and be completely comfortable with the amount of information on him out there One more btw the reason Shane’s so relatable is because he shares so much on the podcast a lot of people genuinely relate to him like when he failed out of West Point I related so hard (pause) because I also failed at a giant math tournament and was so sad about that but Shane making jokes about him failing out of West Point makes me laugh and relate to Shane

GucciProvolone

When shane is gone the pod turns into a homeless shelter.

Muttony

This episode has the same energy as when you're at a party and your face starts hurting because you've been putting on a smile all night you don't really feel. Those group laughs that end with someone doing that long "ahhh" then that awkward half second pause. They even do the classic, man this is so fun, we're having fun, thing. I bet the energy would be different if these people weren't awkwardly standing for hours being filmed but as it is this makes me cringe.

Adam M

Ian eats hairy man ass and Tim sipped that mf without flinching 🙄

Kaden

I miss shane.

Dan M

Matt is a great podcaster and a hilarious comedian but these guys talk way to much and laugh at stuff that isn’t funny. They seem nervous and jittery, tough listen.

Haterville

They look like homeless

Kasper

Should of been just Matt and Tim

Gideon Starsgrave

Or they could just be the migrant hordes we read about in those darn books

Gideon Starsgrave

Well said - we’ve moved the line so far in just the last 25 years the entire asylum has been let loose. It’s not going to be easy or clean putting them back. Prepare accordingly.

Gideon Starsgrave

Indians are terrifying - this is why Alberta is going to get out while they can, God willing

Gideon Starsgrave

We got a “I’m smarter than the system REAL SIGMA” here!!!

Gideon Starsgrave

That’s what everyone who gets caught being bad says

Gideon Starsgrave

They don’t understand (and hate) the WEST because it’s FUBU - not for follower/rule of might societies.

Gideon Starsgrave

What books are you reading you dumb shit? About all the symphonies and multi story buildings we found in Africa? Or the wheel in South America? Idiot

Colton Stark

Just wanted to let the dawgs know, I ran into lemaire tonight and he’s the man

RAMCANDALL

Sitting on a chair in the middle like you're in a blacked video, I don't condone that shit haha

RAMCANDALL

I do condone the Butterly and Ian combo with Matt, love the Indian guy too, gonna check out his shit

Instagram @timid

calm down libtard, might pop an estrogen bubble

Carl Sullivan

This show is blatant right wing propaganda at this point they’ll probably run cover for him or say they haven’t really paid any attention to it

Gideon Starsgrave

Yeah but at least I can argue a point and carry a tune. You my dumb and non talented friend - you’re just a Chris Mathew’s misspelling your own last name kinda guy

Nicky Splashburn

Holy fuck man you’re a fucking hero for this

Julian Berman

Matt for the love of god we need recurring 4 Man Jamboree Slam

NewFool

file disclosures prove Trump didn't do anything of major consequence with Epstein. Some tweets/commentary are posting things that were in the files that are records of insane or disgruntled people accusing Trump of stuff, which have since been de-bunked. So, the theory of maybe as far back as a year or more ago, that the DOJ and deepstate retards like Pam Bondi and Kash Patel (and Bongino too), were protecting the deepstate and convincing Trump that he was in the files and would look bad, now that they're out, Trump's essentially exonerated on those claims and also now knows that Pam, Kash and Dan played Trump, which had huge backlash from his base. a good test: if BOTH left and right news sources are reporting something about Trump in the Epstein files, maybe it means something (but could be a false narrative), if only one side either left or right is reporting something, then it's likely bullshit/propaganda. dang, once the leftists started coming in here maybe 1-2 years ago en masse, the butt-hurt faggy comments skyrocketed. while Trump is no savior, he's also no demon, as far as is known.

NewFool

what kind of fag goes to a party and smiles like some fake idiot all night, oh I guess you?

Morgan

Matt on the Southwest flight home is me listening to Ian on this pod.

Anis H

You are a loser bro

Patrick Fleming

@timid I’m not a liberal you fucking retard. I’m a guy who doesn’t like kids getting molested. I guess you’re the other guy.

Nick

Matt resorted to an hour of gas lighting

Drew

Imagine being such a queer u can’t watch a random pod without bringing up politics. Grow up u big pussy ur comments online will never affect political outcomes 💀🤡🤡

The Pope

One of you godless Protestants reported the pope for hate speech. I condemn you to an eternity in hell, god will not have mercy on your soul.

Ben

“He did that” and there’s still no corroborated proof lmao. If there had been anything that actually incriminated Trump then the Biden admin would have leaked it immediately

Simon

Ben, I think we alwatys knew there would be people like you covering your eyes and your ears now that this is dripping out. I get it, you've gone too far to turn around now. Just know the whole world is shaking it's head at you and wondering why you all did this to the world. The ride hasn't stopped yet. The America you love is dying and you're all cheering it on.

Jacob Holst

Day 1 of asking Michael Ridley to be a guest on the pod

Robert B Williams

Buddy you got a dog smoking a bowl as your avatar

Robert B Williams

Matt rules. Fidance and Paki Invader ruined the episode. Couldn’t even listen to the Paytch since I saw those two were back.

Bill Calkins

Crac Amico calling Lemaire Diabeetlejuice will go down in the history books of MSSP I know Matt & Shane already watched it hahahaha

Bill Calkins

He used to bring a flashlight to inspect them even

The Pope

I’m reporting the paki to ice. Fucking conservatives moron is about to meet the leopards

lone dawg

if you are pro gun and die to a gun its seriously serious

Lou’s Hog Holster

Semi Premium Subcrriber ($5 membership): Major Kushner was a POW of the Vietnam war for over 5 years. He was from Vally Forge, PA. Did Shane ever have the chance to do stand up in front of him? Also if you or whichever guest you have on this week did have the chance to tell a POW a joke in person, what joke/bit could enact his ptsd such that security would need to escort him out of the venue?

Dennis Rose

The weird fortune teller and gay emo jew suck

Sky

How do they feel about giving rfk jr an episode now

Dave

Forgive them, they know not what they do

Gideon Starsgrave

Totally bro - great reply - get why you’ll die womanless and childless as the hordes use your holes. Enjoy

Gideon Starsgrave

Are you retarded for real? It’s the only thing besides weapons that make difference now. You old, Chode kisser

mmartata

I am rewatching Malcolm in the Middle and i realized Matt is basically Hal

noisyboy

had to mark as finished on spotify i’ve never skipped a pod since i started listening but these guests gave the most braindead takes ive heard in a minute.

Chase M

Love Butterly and the Indian dude was funny, Ian is such a fucking gay weirdo I can’t listen to him. praise be the dawgs

Molon Labe ⚔️ 🇺🇲

Why? Its just a tool. You can be a pro hammer and screwdriver carpenter and still get murdered by a crazy guy with one. Jesus was a carpenter, was probably pro nails and wood. Dude got nailed to wood. You make no sense.

Molon Labe ⚔️ 🇺🇲

Release the next episode so we can all talk about Crack Amico calling Lemaire irrelephant diabeetlejuice 🤣

lone dawg

I am not the one comparing a politician to Jesus and weapons with carpenters tools you complete and utter muppet trash lmao

lone dawg

That’s hilarious. Almost as funny as comparing guns to carpenters tools hahaha

lone dawg

Sorry but you made my day lmao I didn’t know sniper rifles are tools. My bad?

lone dawg

Is a hydrogen bomb a tool or weapon? Educate me please

Nooders69

Calling lemaire diabeetlejuice is wild

eth5

Unsubscribing until Shane comes back. Sadly the pod is trash without him.

A wild Meme

He has to film tires rn idk why you had to announce your departure like it matters 😭

eth5

Who tf are you lmao?

Dave

I hate that I had to learn so much about legion of skanks in order to enjoy Lemaire getting burned so bad. The juice was barely worth the squeeze.

The Pope

You are Italian bub , I can’t believe they let you anywhere near a math tournament . Hope your keyboard is okay from all the olive oil and tomato sauce you sweated all over it while typing your little thesis.

Ben

You can’t spare 10 dollars to support the dawgs? What are you, Jewish?

Lance

Same dude not worth the money

Lance

Unsubscribing till shane is back

JJ

Had to take a week to finish off the normal ep, he gets better in the paytch

LOCKDOWN

Holy shit your gay. Shane can literally do anything by himself. Matt literally needs someone with a connection (Shane) to even get on stuff lol His comedy sucks. He’s only funny when shane is around. Shit his brother Bill is more funny than him and he doesn’t even tell jokes

lone dawg

Imagine liking this post unironically… what happened with all these evil hippy’s turned MSSP? We can smell dick on your breath and can see the cum on your mouth?…too much Nick Fluentes and Sam Hyde?

Don Welty

The last 15 minutes is wild and I’m here for it! Great cast!