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Fart Goggles Paytch :.+.:AUDIO:.+.: (Patreon)

Published:
2026-02-05 13:05:17
Imported:
2026-06

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bacon 21

Early dog gets the worm 🙏

Alan Fischer

Graveyard dawg always a step ahead of the day dawgs 🙏

Joe

Graveyard dogs 👍🏽

Ed webb

Word 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Leighton Smith

Being a livestock inspector the cow talk is true, still having face offs and cattle rusting to this day lol

Hunter Anfinsen

Matt, Shawn, Lemaire and Nate’s secret podcast hits the spot

Kligga

shout out the working dawgs who got up early

Jah

“You got soft hands brother”

Kligga

“you ain’t never worked a day in your life, 82 hour shifts you got soft hands brother”

Drew

No guys the ai made its own social media so it could get money, nobody programmed it! It wants to jack its robot penis to robot porn!

Curt

I haven’t heard a mention of steak and blowjob day since like 2007, classic throwback!

Scrotie B

Lemaire is such a fucking goober

Joshua Henderson

I think Austin is perfectly safe for NY comedians but Luis and Ian just love being in altercations

Stinky_Dinky

Crack Amico dropped a track and lomorp surrendered within days 🤣

m@tt

At age 73, am I the oldest one here?

Cody

Matt would be the sickest GTARP cop 😂

Sean

Bitch deserved it branded with star of remphan

Parrothead

They talked about “watching the melted cheese drip”

Kenbone69

Getting punched by fidances bitch ass would be the best excuse to beat up a couple of shitty Jews 🤣

Thottimus Prime

I can also see him as a old western sheriff in RDRP 🤣

E

The only true wealth for man is cattle

doug

Lemaire is insufferable. Fat lazy and entitled

Stoned

MORE GARDINI PLZ

Local

I can’t listen to this garbage anymore. I’m Unsubbing. Shane needs to save these idiots from themselves (Guard Dog excluded)

Randy Randerson

Bye pussy don't let the door hit you on the way out

NewFool

have fun at the trace adkins show, goober

Crisp Rat

Call me a woke faggot but I genuinely do not think joking and downplaying pedophiles is funny

Local

I don’t even know who that is man

Tahtz

Shaun needs to hire a mariachi band to be a the dinner so he can one up her for vday

Sean

Jay Z went to tel aviv

Cole Barba

Why is Matt shilling so hard for AI on the regular ep

Dongleberry

The reason they didn’t encrypt their emails is because they knew there would be thousands of people as retarded as Matt to go “but couldn’t all the emails just be FAKE?”

Dongleberry

“The guy I supported for 8 years can’t be the scumbag that everyone in the ‘woke bubble’ said he was!”

bort

Don’t take tongkat ali if you’re a young man. My T was NUTS and my workouts and sex went crazy but I was taking 500mg a day and it was making my hair fall out

bort

500mg in pill form, so yeah I believe so

CollinT

Gardini at the podium is a treat every time

Aaron

That DRAVEN movie pitch is still sounding sick as hell

No eyed deer

Shaman, please give us more of Mr gardini episodes always crush

Abdul G

Dini and L’Meezy eps are my favorite non Shane episodes. Holdin it down while is out rimming online betting advertisers or w/e

josh

Less LePoop and more Gardeenz it’s that simple

Carpet Fire

Nobody is more wrong about how the world works and who's to blame than lameez. Hes like a living meme for gullible hatred.

PUSSYCLOT

Ian, the gayest goy

Rory

Nothing convinces me more that we’re living in a simulation is how much air time a complete retard like lemaire gets.

Alex

People freaking wouldn’t have anything to do with the current affairs in America in the present? Anything not to address that I guess😂

BeardedVet94

God Matt fucking sucks soooo much ass. Bro re-upload the stuff you deleted. This is toilet paper 🧻

SKULLCRUSHER

Tf r u talking about both eps were fire

Logan

In the comments hating on Matt. Get off the paytch if you not down to ride

Devin Knaub

Matt is the GOAT. Gardini on the stand is badass love this guy. Nate you the absolute man

G0lden COLT3N

Mexican people actually work that’s the difference between them and you know who 😂

Jeff Stacey

A butt doctor is a great idea for a guest. Matt's questions would rock

Dexter Bullen

Release the Alejandro el topo story pod!

T Pokojski

LeMaire is out of pocket in both episodes. Shane needs to bring proper checks and balances to the MSSP.

Jessie

Thanks for the laughs boys! Mucho appreciated, as always 🙏🏻 and, I miss Shane too lol 💔

Sean

God Lemaire is lame

James

Lame retard has one insult and recycles it on multiple threads. Tell your boyfriend who took the picture to use more lube next time so his sub isn't so pissy on patreon comment threads. Get a life, champ.

His-story69

Super Bowl stream for the dawgs ?!

His-story69

We can all make some scary little parlays #draftkings promo code: DRENCHED

LordWeasel

Literally nothing gayer than a fake candid photo of you hiking in the woods that your bro took. I bet you dress up as Peaky Blinders and suck your dog off.

Nicky Splashburn

You’re all retarded if you don’t think Shane loves lamare look like a retard

Dave

Well put.

Bing.bong

The shaman is so easily convinced. Attia was in the files thousands of times lol

Lapidus

Fuck sports

Jim

Lemaire is so painfully stupid and opinionated it’s absolutely miserable. Like it’s fine to have opinions but the way he is wrong about almost everything he talks about it is miserable

Joey Maldo

Weakest link causing problems for the whole squad while lowering any podcast done with him. Let the fat loser go

Gideon Starsgrave

I’m confused - the trump and Clinton stuff we know and we know who is really pictured, etc. Where are the pitchforks for Reid Hoffman who appears to be the facilitator for all of Epstein in CA? Oh wait, he’s a —-? No way! Fuck off - if they could’ve gotten Trump it would’ve happened. Now Clinton and Hoffman and others…maybe

Gideon Starsgrave

No - he’s just tired of garbage culture telling us in good culture land that they are the same as us. No - you are not.

Harry

People do not like Lemaire it seems

Harry

Is he filming tires?

Nengle

Lameezy off da heezy

Brendan

Fuck Lemaire get him off the show

Dave

His name is French for “the sea” which is what they should push that yucky fuck back into, in my opinion.

John

Does this patreon membership come with a Netflix subscription, Harry?

Jacob Mckellar

Might as well be Matt’s secret podcast Shane on this mf once every 10 episodes

BeardedVet94

Could not disagree more. To each their own i suppose.

Nathan Wade

Sure never heard of cows in a stable

Josh Flowers

Yo Matt get the Lord of Spirits book its sick

Teezy

Gardini's "Paris" response when they asked where Jay-Z went had me dying and went completely under the radar

Republicus

The spyder ought to head back to his Pennsylvanian web cause we ain’t want him. Hate begets hate. Everyone’s sick of dick head lameez. Lameenie

Relaxed Fitted T

Elite ball knowledge is knowing the biggest pedo in school is the music and english teachers

OgLoser

Lemaire is never funny with his fake laugh ,he let his buddies fame go to his head thinking he’s a top tier comedian who earned the spot he’s in

slugsauce

Matt having DT withdrawals. Next biggest pedo

Atone

Lemaire should do more coke and eat more fast food

DrSquirtNasty.

I get the LeMorp hate now. His big ego is will flatten 100 air mattresses. LeMean hasn't earned the right to roast at will. The random guy dropping n bombs outside was right.

Jim

Lenaire is the dumbest human being on the planet it’s actually painful. He needs a lobotomy

Shaggy 59

Lemaire is awesome lol dont understand all the hate here boys. Let the man learn by making mistakes, if you had a spotlight on you we'd all be making fun of your ego too.

King_of_Squiggles

Just gotta get an extra blanket at the hotel for oil. Nbd