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Fart Goggles Paytch (Patreon)

Published:
2026-02-05 13:05:18
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2026-06

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Ep 597 - FART GOGGLES PAYTCH

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Tom C

Nice

Jake

Let’s go brothers

AyeZo

Lets goooo

Ian

Gard dawg palette cleanse

Jay Dawg

Stop charging people if the show isn’t actually Matt and Shane.

Tom Christopher

Thank Christ I got onto the poors subscription.

WesChedda

I hope Lois Gomez rocks tf outta Lameez

Riley

Yo Matt that’s a sick ass sweatshirt. Where can I get one?

Colonel Rumpus

Gardqueen might be my fav out of all of them

Hambits

Too poor to afford the 1 dollar bruh?

Anthony

It's sad that out of these three Matt's third funniest And of course he'd fall for a fake tweet, think I'm switching to PITM paytch if Shane isn't back by the end of the month

Wil

Let’s either stab or love each other

Jay Dawg

Hear me out, when you go to Walmart to get your wife her favorite dog food, when you get home she’s gonna be expecting what she paid for. If not she’s gonna be pissed off and barking at you all night. Hope that helps.

Wil

If ya need some slide guitar I got yall

Juiceontheloose

Mutiny will continue until Shane returns

Alex

discuss the epstein files with billy and spud 💥

Maxwell

Lemaire fucking annoying in the reg ep

Danielle

Bags back on lameez

Booker T

Luis called Spyda the N word? 😂

Matthew Kane

Getting knocked out by Ian Fidance makes you the softest man on the planet. Surely, right?

Definitely not Gardini

This podcast is gayer than the viewers, and that is really saying something. 🫵🌈

testo

Thank god no lameez on the paytch

velvetdollar

Deenies butt babies making an appearance on the ep, that’s a guarantee

Grand Mogwai

I stand with the homeless guy that called lemaire the n word

WruhWro

No face shots

Jackson Borremans

somebody please tell Lemaire to shut the fuck up about AI he literally doesn’t even fundamentally understand what AI is and believes every clickbait headline he reads then acts like he’s an expert it makes me wanna punch him

Peter

The thing no one will say to lemaires face is that people will try to help you but you have to be funny. And lemaire is not funny.

EV

lemaire gives retarded fat black people a bad name

Chipper

Those epstein files are not helping jew kind. It's about to get bad for the kikes if americans grow a pair.

Dave

I know everyone hates on lemaire but I can’t find it in me to have any opinion at all of the man. He just exists as a total non-entity, nothing he’s ever said has managed to stick with me even as he said it. It would like hating the normal hum of a cars engine

Juan

Or expecting some edgy troll online to be immature and unintelligent. It’s in their nature.

Juan

At least luis isnt on this ep

Nathanial Franklin

Started listening to the show cuz it was like chilling with your boys. I understand the moneys good but advertising gambling isn’t what you do to you boys. Please reconsider taking money to push negative behavior on your audience.

Lucas Sure

47:00 MSSP, you could usher in a lost era of GTA online “let’s play’s” like the good old days of Rooster Teeth content, there is an audience for it an I think we consist of some of them. Any dawgs here that fans of the old days of achievement hunter that agree?? Imagine Shane calling everyone the worst names during airport fuckarounds! Endless possibilities

Chipper

The parents probably got a bag for aliyah to be real.

Dominic

Shane’s stand up is ok kinda getting a little old tbh, these other dudes are as funny as late stage cancer

Chipper

Ik people are still worried about paying their taxes

Dave

Standup in general is always pretty gay. A man mincing around a stage, putting on a show for attention? Get a guitar ya fuckin pansy.

Tate

People hate him cause he was sticking up for pedos sticking up for lolli which is like anime kid porn and to top it off dude is as unfunny as they come

NewFool

Louis is GOAT. did take me a while to "get" Luis, from back in his YKWD days, well before I heard of Matt or Shane. Louis is not the best comedian, like some others, he's funny as a unique, emergent phenomenon. but he did come up with "Lose a foot Lemaire" - good nickname.

Camslamders

Lock Leretard in the attic

RoadDogg

If you've ever actually bought anything because of a podcast ad, you got problems.

christian Long

Ima go watch old warmode eps till shane is back or they shit can lemaire

c doc

Almost impossible to imagine three “comics” less funny than Lemaire Nate and Gardini. All open mic comedians at best

RoadDogg

Fidance never backs down.

Nathanial Franklin

I personally never have but can see how others can be influenced. Them doing ads for gambling isn’t an action done in the best interest of their audience. If they were doing ads for big pharma instead of gambling it’s be plain as day.

Dave

He backs up (into an erect penis)

morowitch

Don’t be that negative, they are giving their best

Ben

You haven’t seen many open mics then

John Kelly

Lemaire doesn't understand per capita statistics what a shocker

John Kelly

Also retard Lemaire moltbook literally just got exposed as being a scam and just people typing back and forth pretending to be AI, you fucking believe anything faggot retard

John Kelly

Him thinking Moltbook was a legitimate operation shows how fucking incessantly stupid he is I hate this mother fucker

Tex

Rule number 1 of podcasting is apparently not mentioning how awesome silence is. Made me instantly turn it off. I turned it on later but yeah silence is sweet too

NewFool

for the record - even retarded gay bill knew moltys was a hoax as early as WM's last paytch. Lemaire is a waste of air, in fact he probably farts as much as a cow, so an argument could be made to ban Lemaire from earth on grounds of climate change.

RoadDogg

Check out Hate Watch. Good pod

Jasper

feb 15 is steak bj day take that AI

Booker T

Good question

Booker T

It’s been a minute since they been on too

Luke Pearson

“AI is making porn for itself” What in the fuck is going on in that dudes head?!! Retarded!!

Adam Zukaitis

So fidance responded to words with violence?! Tracks! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

NewFool

Yo Gates, Bezos, Musk - they don't "own" outright what their net worth is, like sitting in a bank acct. It's tied up in stock. If they were to sell a whole lot of stock they'd crash their own stock and make it lose probably at least 80% in value. They also don't want to sell stock often because of reporting requirements which are public record with SEC, plus they'd trigger a tax on that capital gain. So what they do is take out loans with their stock as collateral = so they don't lose ownership in co and so they don't trigger a huge tax event. Musk $650-700B, $Bezos 250-260B and Gates at around 104B$ This money isn't sitting ready to go in a bank, they have to liquidate shares like I described above - so as you may now understand, they don't have hundreds of billions of dollars to play with, they likely live off of around 100-500 Million/year, with an M, for general use, investments and real estate purchases. Obviously still a lot, but much less than their "net worth" - citing this shit is a gay communist way of framing things, it's not real, it's not how the world works and besides Matt and Louis are not poor. Matt likely a millionaire now, easy, and Louis is probably doing pretty well with podcasts, his own share of Gas Digital, LOS live events, and his retarded sponsorships. LOL, not sticking up for Gates or the other billionaires (I only visited the island once), it's just lame to hear this reasoning especially when it's wrong and the commie leftists use similar logic to act as if they're owed something. beyond that, these companies are subsidized by grants, long term contracts, credits, etc. could be they "work for" the government, Musk with many operations for/with govt. Bezos works with CIA/DOD for AWS. They are valuable companies first through innovation (maybe with help from *ahem* agencies) but then they become valuable to whatever the govt. wants and that makes stock highly valued and that is the "net worth" of the companies AMZ, Tesla, SpaceX, X/Xai, not exactly Musk, Bezos or Gates.

Carpet Fire

Nobody believes more false ignorant bs than lameez. He has turned into a meme of ignorance and hatred and now hes magnetically attracting more hell to him self.

francisco castro

He’s a fat unlikable cunt that got a little bit of money and fame from his friends and ends up being the biggest fucking dickhead pretty typical of low IQ low inhibition man He’s the kind of man to do anything ato maintain power and fame like bill gates or Jeffery Epstein if he’s got powerful and famous he’d be the first to the island parties

James Briscoe

Yo Shane how do you feel about ICE building a concentration camp in your backyard? All those times on Saint Rogies you were too spineless to speak up and now Nazis 2.0 are right next door, setting up shop. This isn’t a coincidence, this is in response to you lacking the balls to stand up for what’s right and now you’re a part of the Nazi 2.0 machine culling the proletariat. Congrats you played yourself. So what are you going to do now? Continue to play the part or are going to redeem yourself?

christian Long

I took this square on my cum glazed chin. 💪

francisco castro

nOw nAzis arE aT yOUr doOr Stfu I want Ice to have armored vehicles and massive Ar’s with 15,000 weekly deportation and this is what Donald trump run on and won the popular vote as a republican for the first time in decades this IS what the American people voted for and the only reason there are protest in Minnesota are because of the democrats it’s clear they fund it and it’s even more clear former democrat campaign managers (Flanagan) started the anti ice groupchats and anti ice watch You ai addicted pornographic minded retard I hope you had sex change surgery and kill your self like a bunch your gay friends do

Brad McFly

Yeah, really showed his ass on this one

David

Lmao all that from "Francisco Castro" nah my night you played yourself lmao hurr durr its the democrats hurr durr trump was vOtED In bY Dah pEoPleS. How about you shut the fuck up and realize how dumb you sound especially with that kind of name you self hating fucktard. And no no one is funding protests you absolute nobody. People are protesting because they are angry. The fact that you think Republicans care about you or anything besides themselves is laughable and you clearly have no idea what the fuck is going on with your pedophile president with with pedophiles friends. Fuck the republican donkey cunts, they are as incompetent as they are loud

RAMCANDALL

fuckin gettim brother

francisco castro

Self hating?😝😝😝 Brother I love myself I love The Spanish conquering all of Mexico I’m proud of my Spanish heritage I’m proud of my Mexican ancestors and I’m Proud of the Hispanic People because we ARE SO GREAT WHEN YOU GET RID OF THE CARTEL NARCO STATE WE BECOME THE SAFEST COUNTRY IN CENTRAL AMERICA, just look at El Salvador just look at how fast they became wealthy and prosperous. Buuuuut noooooo thanks to your suicidal empathy we haaaaaave to let the cartels run the Central American governments economy and people it doesn’t matter when a Pueblo kicks the cartel out their Pueblo the cart come and kill all the men and enslave all the women and children like literal medieval times and erased an entire Pueblo well I refuse bitch I refuse to let my people suffer at the hands of the cartels that work for the CIA that runs their operations on untraceable cartel money and getting hundreds of thousands of children to the elite Jews and I REFUSE I REFUSE to let this continue because you say “bUT sEperAtIng faMiliEs iS bAd” FUCK YOU FUCK YA MOM AND FUCK YOU STUPID LITTLE USLESS BRAIN BECAUSE YOU NEVER USE IT And yes I will die on this hill I don’t care what you say Donald trump is probably the only to fix the cartel problem and get rid of the financial strength the jews gain from taking advantage of my people as a pawn from corporate power to maintain their slave wages and avoid paying the American people a livable wage and all we have to are pass these simple laws

NewFool

Funny how ICE has no problems getting rid of illegals, many of whom are criminals after entering the US, in states and cities who have local law enforcement (mind you this is legal, it is law that maintains that these immigrants are here illegally and criminals if they break our laws) that work with ICE. They have problems when faggot commies try to get optics for their doomed to fail revolution/culture war, which is funded elites and globalists. ICE/CBP could go much harder and sometimes they should, especially when these sanctuary faggot cities have their police forces actually help antifa faggots, or their AG is an antifa faggot himself.

francisco castro

And btw Amanda Koehler and Peggy Flanagan have been linked to the anti ice protesters and groupchats not to mention they both worked for Tim Walz and it’s might convenient that right after all the Minnesota fraud would be exposed that so much ice protesters come to the streets when none existed before the fraud being exposed and so you have to be might stupid to think that Tim Walz wouldn’t pay to start another controversy to avoid the public spotlight inevitably expose Tim directly and eventually imprisoning the first democrat in history to actually be held accountable to their constituents

Leftnode

did you fags know that none of these guys know who we are and don't care about the weird parasocial relationship you've built with them in your head?

Dave

New test fans are annoying as fuck. Old test holds it down. It’s like the opposite of real life

Dean C

Sick of lemezzy, guard, and Nate. Need different guest. It’s the same stuff every week.

Fernando Silva

Hey.... I live in a country where the cost of living is below average.... Ever thinking about bringing back the 1$ patreon? This isn't sustainable for my poor ass. P.s. I know I'm gonna get a ton of shit for this, but it's all love

Simon

Make sure to grab it on the 2nd of the month, plenty of $1 spots open up then

Fernando Silva

Thanks dude.... I didn't know about that. 🙏🏼 You doing Gods work 🙏🏼

Dan Zanetti

What's up, all my goyim!!

Michael Greene

Pretty tired of paying for a monthly fee when Shane is never on the pod anymore. Going to unsubscribe and just watch the people who record the paytch and put it on YouTube. As much as I like Matt not interested in listening to his podcast without Shane

Dubaba

The billionaire pedophiles class has rotted your brain and turned you into a simp. Very sad to see!

Peter

The most racist thing Matt and Shane have done is put lemaire in front of their white audience as a representation of black people.

Bo Scribner

Lemair sounds like he got $7000

Danny

Thanks for letting us all know like we give a fuck Michael

Juice

Saw guard Dawg open for Matt a couple years ago and he killed. Nate is easily the funniest of the three.

Pen15

I can’t stop focusing on the millions of times Matt says “like”. It’s every 3rd word

Daniel jacobs

How many ads do you guys need to have on a regular ep Jesus, 12 min in and there’s 5 ads. Sell outs

SirCapAlot

Oh shut up. No one cares

SirCapAlot

Matt’s joke about lameeezy being the wicked witch for wanting to kill the dog 😂😂 Thats the kind of shit I’m here for

Arodthadawg

So you’re telling me, Shane and Matt really aren’t my dawgs 🫩

DannyBoy25

yooo did gardini get fat? or just a bad pic?

Kevin O'Neill

Its pretty crazy how tiny Nate's feet are 🤯

Ben

You pay money to someone you believe is supporting “Nazis”, so really you played yourself dumbass

GT

Lmfaooooo

Hyram

A lot of subs having SG withdrawals… kinda gay tbh

Dave

Shane’s obesity is infecting the whole group

Drew

“The libs ran twitter pretty well” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Drew

Are you too retarded to know how to fast forward?! Lmao not that serious dude

Boris

Fellow goy

Boris

😂

Boris

Hater. It's a podcast.

Dave

We’re here in abundance

Dave

Gardini is a big fat pig

Raquel

Not to be mean but it’s shocking in person.

KyMoneyShot

Matthew check your instagram dm’s. Apparently Shane’s too cool to have videos sent but the glover army was in Louisiana tonight

Raquel

“Why are you gay?”

Raquel

Get a load of this guy! 😹 PAUSE

Raquel

“I can’t stop focusing on the lack of proper punctuation on the second sentence of that comment” vibes.

Raquel

Yo, Shane needs to look into an OF account. This amount of men whining about BDS’s absence is giving lost revenue stream 😹 YIKES 😬

Colonel_Toad

I pretty sure they said previously that Patreon caps the number of $1 memberships.

Daniel jacobs

Bro your actually in your Patreon picture flexing, your a loser 😂

LG

😂😂😂 juice is Nate. Nate is easily the real coattail rider Lamaire is dumb af forsure but it’s 1) guard dawg 2) Lamaire 3) Matt solo pods 4) week with no pods 5) cancer 6) nate

LG

No more of the gay Italian(Nate) please

RAMCANDALL

"It can't be fake, it's from the Government" made me literally hang my head.

RAMCANDALL

Do you want to watch Tires or not newfag?

Pen15

Oh yah, vibes are crazy

RAMCANDALL

Shane is known for feeling sorry for retards. Look at it like that.

RAMCANDALL

fuck off then and go watch Bert or Bobby.

Pen15

No thank you

RAMCANDALL

too many tards these days

Michael Sexton

How is that lizard peter tiel so chasing all the podcasters end up liking and defending him like bro he's gay of course he's a pedophile if he's hanging with Epstein the dude doesn't even believe humans matter

TEM006

Podiums forever!

Drew

Awww are you flirting with me??? 😍😍😍

Ethan

I love how Lemaire just proves every stereotype

Paul Cottingham

Writing in drafts to me feels like spy craft. Especially to yourself. You share a login and erase the previous “draft” and reply with a new version then they read it so there isn’t a running record of the original contents of the conversation.

Jeremy Siddens

Matt, if you haven't already check out Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's a great Western

Emily Long

Just saw Shane on BKFC. Patrick Brady is the man. Hell of a fight.

Jacob Castro

Matt needs start streaming gta rp that would be fun to watch lol

Raquel

Ms. Bbg, if you’re nasty. 😹

Raquel

A show about little girls? I enjoyed Pen15 on Hulu 🥰 but why did you? 👀 more like Sus15

Gideon Starsgrave

Whining about the main attraction we pay for unable to relieve us from the less than goy slop? The logic in that proves why you don’t marry western womens

Gideon Starsgrave

It’s almost like we just gotta nuke it from orbit and start over

Gideon Starsgrave

This - and why this is all performative until WE say enough. Not likely while the “poor” have A/C and PlayStations

Gideon Starsgrave

Vs a full year of Shane pods? Fuck yeah I’d rather have that. And not have to see Chris’ “acting” or fug chicks. You’re a dig your own grave kinda fella huh?

Michael Leaverton

How are you guys so uneducated that you don’t know that Trump got way more than a few million dollars from his father

Michael Leaverton

You guys just believe the propaganda after all this time and after all his lies

Drew Dumb

Been listening to the old cocksucking by Matt and Shane for the current admin, I fucking HATE you guys now. Good job being funny though.

Drew Dumb

Per month. Shane Gillis poolhouse is his best financial move

Sam Arico

Bruh Lemaire unhinged is so unpalatable you should seriously do a wellness check on him because I’m very concerned he’s in capable of rational thought.

William B

Just started, what's up?

Drew Dumb

William Don't worry about it my bud, just enjoy the pods. There's enough humor without politics to get you laughing and we all need to laugh.

William B

Fuck, Daniel is hot for Drew? I can't even right now.

Drew Dumb

Remember Gilly talking shit outside Helium on how bad at comedy Mike Veccihone is? I don't know if it happened but I can imagine it.

William B

Thanks Michael, it's nice to have a verbal 'Instagram Meal" pic of your thoughts. Almost just as relevant and interesting.

William B

Yo, James Briscoe, I can't get enough of politics, I wish more comedians would fuck around with politics, my stress levels can't seem to get high enough!

William B

Love Matt and crew wilding out when Shane is away. Massive Old Test fan, I would love a new Dawg Roll Call

William B

If this is AI, the future is so weirder and so much shittier than I'd hoped.

Motorious

Ian stands up for Zionists not Jews. Fuck’em both

Dave

He is fat and gross, tbf.

long tom tompkins

I think alot of people in here are jealous and wish they were lemaire

Gideon Starsgrave

Who cares? His dad was better than yours with money. So what? You didn’t build that.

Gideon Starsgrave

You come from the Muslim residue that is Spain and the heart ripping kid diddler Aztecs. No thanks; manifest destiny down to Antarctica

Gideon Starsgrave

They can’t control what’s inside them; other way around

BoogMode

RED ALERT: FAGGOTS HAVE BREACHED THE PATREON!!!

BoogMode

To be clear, the right’s frustration with trump is that he is israel’s cuck and isn’t actually deporting that many people, just causing a media spectacle to build resentment of real nationalist policies.

BoogMode

I think you’re lost, this is not the patreon for you

BoogMode

Do you support the blue pedophile team or the red pedophile team?

BoogMode

100% USDA Certified Goy Cattle

BoogMode

They capped it, its a smart business decision

BoogMode

Eww dysgenic communist “people”

BoogMode

To be clear: the problem with ICE is that they aren’t deporting enough people. 10x the deportations and houses start getting cheaper, jobs start paying more, your vote counts more. Deport “legal” immigrants too

Fernando Silva

No hate, but your comment is flawed. First of all, if you go back to the old pod, they were extremely happy to do a patreon for 1$, Shane said that for 5$ he would come hang out at your house. Second of all, I have all this Nazi memorabilia laying around thinking they would come by to pick it up!? What gives!?

Cody

Papa Bear

The tightwads are paying them now

Dave

Only when I’m suicidal.

Dave

I just learned one of my ex girlfriends is dating a guy that does GTA V roleplay all day long and I cant stop watching his videos out of morbid fascination. She also got extremely fat. Ws all round for DaveyBoy 💪

NewFool

another job they stole from straight white men: sch00l sh00ters

Saint G

Lameair is retarded

Hyram

It is what it is bby

Greenman

We get it, you’re reiterating something you heard on a different podcast but you don’t understand the definition of words. You really thought you did something there using such a big word like “proletariat” lol. That being said, the amount of morons and gays like you have proliferated throughout the comment section.

Liam Compton

Has matt got three hoodies on or is he on the juice?

Cyrus Cowan

lemaire is so insanely hard to listen to. stop letting him on please

LG

Cuck bait Nate

JW

Funny

Fernando Silva

Hi, Do they open those spots at midnight? Went to check but it says 0 spots 😔

Hunter

PLEASE PLEASE have a butt doctor or w/e on with just matt, the dawgz desperately need that convo to occur